I don’t know if I’ve lost my mind but I’m convinced BBC2 have just presented me with the sight of Shirley Bassey’s nipples

Can someone please give Stephen Fry an apron? I’m worried for that jacket #saturdaykitchen

Thursday night & I’m pretending to be in Seville #Vermut

Nice to arrive at my desk to find a little gift from a colleague. Blisss indeed

Amazing! I’m just in for Southampton 30OCT

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

The wife from “Jolene” and the husband from “Lucille” should find each other. 🎶

Kenny Rogers with a jacket to match my wine this Friday evening. & relax

“Conscious deurbanisation”

World braces itself for Keith's upcoming breakup album

How is this not front page news? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

Guys, Andy Burnham is the guy you fancied in school who you almost got together with at the sixth form disco but then you didn’t and every single school reunion while you are married to the boring guy you met at your first job, he gives you the chat and you briefly consider running away with him.

Instead of trying to "cure" autism perhaps America should simply get rid of a President who watched Rain Man and thought Dustin Hoffman was the bad guy.

I demand an investigation into the use of bronzer due to the hideous adverse affects it causes

God I miss Twitter 2015. I really want to comment on terrible mothers

Fact

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

Bluesky isn’t perfect but at least its owner isn’t demanding violent insurrection in the UK from thousands of miles away

People say the BBC lack flexibility in the modern digital era, but the launch and roll out of their 24 hour Charlie Kirk News channel in a matter of hours was pretty impressive.

Sky News says police are "overwhelmed by the numbers". Met coped perfectly well with 2x as many at the pro-Gaza rally, 5x as many at the anti-Brexit march, and 15x as many at London Pride. They're not overwhelmed by the numbers. They're overwhelmed by the ratio of violent thugs in those numbers.

Noticing how so many western countries who are so fully against Putin’s Russia are so silent about Trump’s USA turning rapidly into Russia

Finally a Southern Water good news story. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer Tr*mp supporter

rabbits like “you respect us enough to presume our literacy but not enough to let us nibble at your garden?”

There was an old fella who swallowed a lie, I don't know why he swallowed a lie – perhaps kids'll die! There was an old fella who's brain got a worm That wriggled and jiggled and made him infirm; He got the worm and swallowed the lie; I don't know why he swallowed a lie – perhaps kids'll die!

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Ok now my dachshund is really triggered. Who is it?

With all of France’s problems solved, attention turns to the scourge of loud cats on trains.

Hi, immunologist here: (a scientist who studies immune & inflammatory processes) RFK Jr is talking absolute bullshit when he says he can “see in kids faces that they have inflammation” That’s NOT how immunology works. He is an anti-science profiteer. Start calling him such.

Find yourself someone to love the way the NYT loves these weasel little “could”s.

Totally normal

Sorey but if your principal defense boils down to "everyone was cheating so I did it too", you don't sound like a victim of injustice to me.

Fair weather in London #lords #AUSvSA

Can’t beat good sax #billyjoelatthebbc

Good God. Stefan Dennis has re-entered my consciousness. Wrong #totp

In France, Robert Miles is known as Robért Kilometres #totp

Tame Impala on @bbcradio6musicbot.bsky.social & it’s 2015 just like that.

The first peony is almost there! 🌱

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

Irritating voices. I cannot bear the office some days. Most days

IOW gin as nature intended. On the IOW

Live Laugh Love signs in her kitchen, Sink the Boats all over her Facebook page.

If members of the press are worried they didn’t give enough coverage to the cognitive decline of a sitting president, they have an amazing opportunity to make up for it right now.

Hello Friday afternoon

Beautiful Easter