i fucking hate mmo couples so much, man. what do you mean you have to be up each other's asses even WHILE FIGHTING? you're ranged, get out of your melee e-gf's pussy

actually the worst thing about this job is we're only allowed to listen to country

the worst part about having a job is i miss my partner twice as much, and also i miss my kids (the cats)

Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”

oh Hell nah bruh this smog’s got us summoning the meteor dalamud 💔

Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future.

i should play RDR2 again

Snow Covered #arthurmorgan

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

taapu my beloved.... i think having a casually disabled character as a minor msq npc is really cool, especially with how her animations actually account for her being blind so she doesnt ever look towards anyone. i think thats a cool amount of effort for a small character

people with IBS 🤝 people with no gallbladder not knowing if we have the diarrhea parasite or not

given how this dev persists, he's farming for negative attention. i don't blame people for expressing how angry they are but the best approach for this kind of troll would be mass report+the block and grey rock treatment. here's details on how to do all of the above in a few minutes🧵>

I am not a climate scientist but when I was a kid the number of times we couldn’t go outside because of Canadian wildfire smoke was zero times

lrp: that's some sociopath shit. go see a psychologist

Posting this on the behalf of someone who wishes to remain anonymous/not on socmed. The stalking plugin Echo Vault implemented a feature that scans EVERYONE on a world server regardless of if they're at their house, at a hub city, or just running content. Proof in screenshots below.

yeah there's no way i can keep doing this job. my feet were absolutely ruined by the factory so now being on them at this new job is absolutely excruciating. i've cried so much today just from the pain

Big government is telling you not to eat the diarrhea lettuce. It's about control

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

Literally an action for crafting classes in FFXIV

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

if taco bell is giving you the runs then you need more fiber in your diet

lrp: true!! i never get diarrhea from taco bell

taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart

Since people are talking about Wuk Lamat: the way she succeeded in the trials not because of inborn talent or by outsmarting the problems, but by understanding her people's lives and traditions, was my favorite part of Dawntrail. "The purpose of the Rite is not to choose a ruler, but to create one."

but mooooooom i don't want to have my first day at a new job and be absolutely clueless and lost

Wuk Lamat actually *subverts* shonen tropes by being that type of a character as a female who is strong but not over-sexualized. The Final Fantasy community (and gaming at large) has a problem with misogyny. They can't give Wuk Lamat the Tifa treatment, so they hate her.

The Tyrant for tonight's arcadion photocard ! 👑 #ffxiv

Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.

this shit-ass fucking swamp ass tit sweat season was made exclusively for people who either don't sweat, enjoy being sweaty, or don't have the debilitating sensory issue of feeling even a light layer of perspiration and wanting to violently claw off your skin

more pokemon 👾 #art #pokemon

Thank you to Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham for providing a visceral demonstration in how you live reflecting out into the world when you die

come to the gym in solution 9 in the next 30 minutes to get your ass kicked #eelart | #ffxiv

Lich McConnell

i don't think that's right

i want to know why the fuck hamburger buns are cut Like That. what do you mean the bottom part is so fucking THIN? that shit disintegrates away if you have anything on it that has even a little moisture

Henceforth, he shall walk. #ffxiv

Baby erenville looks like someone who would teach wuk lamat how to doxx someone who talked shit to her in roblox

Happy anniversary to Final Fantasy IX! #ff9 #ffix #finalfantasy9 #finalfantasyix #finalfantasy

Possibly the silliest commission I've ever done. Here's the seagull and house cat griffon variant. Enjoy! #dnd

this really was an all-timer comment

Urianger | nebula #FFXIVART #FFXIV #FF14

Captain Torture

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

you can break out an air raid siren outside my bedroom window when It Happens

anytime a shortform video creator records themself pointing at an inset video they're reacting to, it awakens within me a primal urge to punch them right in the throat

Stop acting like people wanting stable jobs, affordable homes, good schools, and leaders who put our communities first are lofty ideals. Those are literally the basics.