Jays fans whenever Hoffman is the closer.

Make Louis Varland as our closer, please!

Someone check on Frank Oz and Andy Serkis: variety.com/2026/film/aw...

I finally got a copy of Game Changer in the library after being on the wait list since December. I stand by my belief that keeping Scott and Kip apart for three years, rather than just weeks in the books, really made Scott act like Noblet here (Carter would be Jerri in this situation)

John Dortmunder. A thief who’s essentially Murphy’s Law in human form.

First look at DC's ‘CLAYFACE’. In theaters on October 23.

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Makes sense that Sabrina Carpenter is a Thelma and Louise fan.

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.

The PITT mid-credits scene, now without credits interrupting its gloriousness youtu.be/hLFOhHpshEA?...

I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess. Green 15:3

Somewhere in Hell, Henry VIII’s going “Oh, come on!”

Still gonna watch Dune 3.

They can try all they want, but Varsho will still use “Ordinary” for his walk-up song.

Hegseth looks like someone who thinks the Man’s Prayer from Red Green is actually in the Bible.

📌Pope Leo XIV TODAY: “The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants. Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion and the name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.” He is NOT backing down.

Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will

Over 500,000 children have already died because her boss fed USAID to the woodchipper Over half a million parents who stood helplessly as the little bodies of their most precious children struggled to breathe and wasted away But yeah, an empty homes tax. Frightening

It’s probably been seven days now (I think) since I’ve seen Heated Rivalry in the Crave Top 10. I did expect Hacks and Euphoria would be the ones to kick them out. Didn’t have The Miniature Wife to also be the one behind this.

‘Coyote vs. Acme’ takes a jab at Warner Bros. for initially shelving their film for taxes in new trailer announcement video. “Happy Tax Day. Check your write-offs.” In theaters August 28th.

What being a Blue Jays fan feels like.

Please be good. I really want some good wtf body horror.

Meryl Streep. Her voice is very soothing. Or Guillermo Del Toro.

Remembering the online discourse when Godzilla Minus One’s VFX budget was revealed and everyone was amazed by it, while also making jokes at the MCU’s bloated VFX mess in their last few films. Pretty sure that discourse is gonna come back again this fall.

First trailer for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ In theaters November 6

Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing a bedridden--wait, is that Jon Stewart?!

Probably better than the last time Godzilla went to New York.

30 years ago

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Replace Gordon with François and it’s basically Mark discovering how he can secure a majority without calling for another general election.

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Pope Leo: "I have no fear, neither of the Trump administration nor speaking out loudly about the message of the gospel."

Probably a good reminder that when Marcos declared martial law in the Philippines, the Catholic Church was one of its most outspoken critics and played a pivotal role in the movement that led to their ouster.

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Thank you Boston.

The Jays had to lose today so the Raptors can make it to the playoffs.

On that note, always remember that Bolsonaro was voted out, tried to do a coup, failed, was tried and convicted, and is now under house arrest. And Duterte was constitutionally banned from running again, arrested by the ICC, and is currently awaiting trial in the Hague.

JD Vance continues to have the touch of death.

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

Schneider's just gonna have the entire Jays roster covered in bubble wrap every night to prevent another injury. Except for Scherzer. Max just yells at the pain and it goes away.

There’s a new note! They’re just gonna add notes every game until postseason.

A very strong thread about what good journalists do. I urge people to read the whole CNN story (linked earlier), not just the headline. A lot of people who are unwisely leaning into "I dunno, there's something fishy about this" might change their minds.

Let all Toronto kids rejoice at this record.

Whoever left that note on the jacket, thank you.

The Artemis II mission proves that yes, sometimes humans can do cool and amazing things.