It has been a rubbish week. If you’ve had a rubbish week too, I hope these two make you smile.

don't talk to me or my son ever again 🤬🥺

I love these. Cardle 1/5 Streak 3🔥 Total Score 1789 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Here's a story I tried to write for 6 years, and one that took a sharp turn due to the Epstein files. It's about a man who, until these files, was a near-total ghost. He was an investor in EV startup Canoo. But he was also, apparently, Epstein's business partner. techcrunch.com/2026/02/06/p...

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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Off to Derbyshire with a group of men and the E is insisting upon proceedings, but of course! #EVLife #HondaE #MinEAdventure

This is an interesting take. I'm sure someone smarter than me could expand on this and explain how this is related to the American need to order items in a resturant "but without... and with..." Instant gratification of exact desires. 🤐

Shoots, scores… Cardle 1/5 Streak 2🔥 Total Score 1774 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Outsourcing means you get the absolute minimum to fulfil the contract. That means that no-one gives a shit about doing a job properly or putting in the proper effort. "That's enough, it'll do" - that's the mantra of outsourcing. No wonder the county's infrastructure is crumbling.

I haven’t listened to Tran Girlismo yet, but I love the idea of this as a sticker. 👍

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/... GOOD GRIEF. In my regular (every few weeks?) search to get back to owning my bedroom poster car again... have I found the ACTUAL car that was on that poster?! Confused why the prototype would be RHD though? Either way...ooof.

Claudia winkleman dealing with a traitor

Kamil has nailed it...

Massachusetts may have had its cold, wet moments, but at least you knew the rain would stop and the skies would be blue again soon. This is just miserable torture.

Given the news about layoffs at the Washington Post and the general trashing of the US newspaper landscape, this is an interesting comparison for those of us on both sides of the Atlantic. youtu.be/UCHymvM3Duw?...

Well… that’s an obscure one! Cardle 3/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 1759 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.

Using AI as a company just makes you look cheap and scammy. I can't tell if everyone in tech is pretending not to know this or they just really have their heads so far up their asses that they can't see the obvious.

this one is new to me and is so, so good

At an industry event last night one (old media) journalist said “we may need institutions like the BBC because internet searches don’t return separate news stories now, but an AI summary that is usually wrong.” Watching an industry shrug and surrender to a competitor that DOES NOT WORK.

the great sphinx

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Q.What happens when you cross a Jaguar with a Porsche? A.You get this week’s #MondayDoodle This (TWR) Porsche WSC-95, which started life as a double race winning Jaguar XJR-14, won #LeMans in 1997, in the hands of superstar drivers Johansson, Kristensen & Alboreto! Legendary. A3, pencil. £175+p&p

Secure your own squid first before helping others. (I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)

TIL that the wordes to the theme song of *Fraggle Rock* were written by the renouned poet Dennis Lee of Canada. Lee ys the original source of the sayinge (slightlye chaungid from hys wordinge) "Worke as if you live in the earlye dayes of a bettir nation."

“If controlling climate or audio functions distracts you from the task of driving, that’s a strike against safety." Hear, hear. What he said. www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-saf...

The difference between X and Moltbook is that X has a bunch of journalists and political consultants who still think the bots are people.

$3,000 billion dollars. the whole earth is being turned into paperclips right now for this trash people don't even want being shoved into every product that's consistently failing businesses that are trying to use it, deeply screws up and even undoes learning in ways that seem borderline irreparable

The prettiest car from that brand in the last 30 years. Cardle 3/5 Streak 2🔥 Total Score 1748 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

I've spent much of today taking online training "delivered" by AI Avatars. They're tedious, they mispronounce and mis-emphasise words and phrases, and just make learning hard. Also, you're going to use them, at least invest in a competent native English speaker to check their script.

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Is The Tetris Company going to celebrate what should be "Tetris Month"? In February 2026, the four weeks are lined up perfectly as four lines - which is exactly what a Tetris is! The last time this happened was in 2015, and the next two times will be in 2037 and 2043. #Tetris

All this Epstein horror show is dominating my feed, but is anyone else surprised that Boris Johnson’s name hasn’t come up yet?

New collection of prints up on my online store - a selection of classic (or weird) road cars from the 60s through to the 90s, all in a pop-art style. Four examples shown below, lots more on this link... Designs coming as mugs, coasters and t-shirts soon. mrjalco.myshopify.com/collections/...

This is good stuff, but I wonder if the sales staff will still always talk to your husband when you go to look at a car? (I’m joking. I think. 😉)

When u see the first picture and think, “What the f*** is that?” It doesn’t bode well. Thankfully, there’s a clue. Also, that brightwork that stops short of the D-pillar is awful. Cardle 4/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 1739 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Tomorrow, where I work will officially announce its #Pride365 accreditation, the first car dealer in the UK to be certified. In the times we live, it's more important than ever to be visible with support. For those interested, you can find out more here: smithsmotorgroup.co.uk/about-us/pri...

Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world. #WorldBollardAssociation

That reminds me; I haven’t done my Duolingo yet today…

"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.

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I must have missed a year block! 🤦‍♂️ Cardle 5/5 Total Score 1733 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 www.playcardle.com

I wonder, what does Waitrose count as “entertaining items”? 🤔 I know it’s approaching Valentine’s, but this seems quite a range extension for them…

Yeah, this kind of dumb idea needs to be nipped in the bud ASAP

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