On average women get 23 hours for every 24 hours earned by a man

Hate that Anish Kapoor is kinda good at art

I feel like society needs certain Honeypot Products where if you purchase them you get executed on the spot

I’ve finally done it, I’ve left a clock unadjusted in DST for so long that it’s correct again Eat it, corporatocracy

Just noticed that the "Require alt-text before posting" setting toggled itself off on my account, double check on that one if you were using it

review of slay the spire 2: it's slay the spire. it's insane how much slay the spire it is

Guide to American Kirby Box Art

do they know how much ecchi they just shared

slay TWO spires? in THIS economy?

terminal lowbie moment: hit the big five hundo

In this house we practice high-fidelity disrespect

Dear Journalists, You can stop calling Jeffrey Epstein a "Disgraced Financier" now, you've done that enough

dick tattoo "dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan"

years of bsky yet no real-world use found for any label other than "Joined Nov '24"

i made a summin

Average Game Grumps episode: Arin: I’m kissing your dad! Video games are great. Video games are awful. I wish I was a woman. Dan: I can’t believe you didn’t grow up in New Jersey in the 1970s

Trying to figure out an arcane Linux issue and discovering that it’s a problem I created for myself in trying to work around another arcane Linux issue

Some people are probably gonna read this and draw some unsavory conclusions about me but the reality is that this guy looks like MULTIPLE of my relatives so I’m truly speaking from the heart here

this is an attack on Swarthy Uncs everywhere

Meet me at the red line if you’re interested in standing on the platform screaming ceaselessly into the tunnel

I want a thermal camera so bad

Free Birdle - Lynrdle Skynyrdle

Hey mutuals, one of you posted a video of the Swarovski Crystal Shrek overlaid with 360 by Charli XCX, can you help me find that? Pls ty

call me fortunato the way she got me bricked up

the url "pipetoba.sh" is available but it's $35 and that's simply too much money for a dumb joke

If you drive a Toyota Highlander there’s a 100% chance you change lanes without signaling

lol my company flew a guy from Florida up to Boston to work with me on a project so now I’ve gotta drive to work through this nonsense

I love doing funny business on the Computer

“Dog shows up in place you didn’t expect to see a dog” has gotta be one of the best genres of internet post

You’re gonna start seeing a lot of posts telling you to switch to Linux It’s critical that you install Gnome and not KDE. Yes I know KDE looks like Windows. Trust me on this one

So you’re gonna want to be in 3 for this corner, it’ll set you up better for the next straight

So you’re gonna want to be in 3 for this corner, it’ll set you up better for the next straight

Office cafeteria was playing Never Gonna Give You Up and I had to spot a coworker and ask if he could hear it too or if I was having a stroke

It’s good that I don’t have more space to put cars, I’d be a lot more vulnerable to disastrous impulse purchases

I want to buy a secondhand Taycan so bad

You need to write a resume that is eye-catching but not distracting to the professional equivalent of the Koala that doesn't recognize eucalyptus leaves as food if they are on a plate

The biggest challenge with writing a good resume is taking into account that recruiters are neither Experts nor Humans

ffmpreg

HATES IT

did anyone ever figure out this guy's deal

He uses the armrest like a man He does not like the 2001 masterpiece album Lateralus by TOOL

If I ever unironically start posting “things today all look the same, they haven’t made unique things since my childhood” you have my express permission to kill me on the spot

Tried to take a selfie with my dog but he ended up looking like a yakuza henchman in a comedy anime

Nintendo pulled a fun goof by putting the tiniest ribbon cables in the world inside the Joycon

look at this man he’s so handsome

I didn’t want to be the person who said this. There were other gifts I would rather have received from Jesus.

Flawless like Wallace On it like Gromit

People will drink a monster and then wonder why they’re resting on a pile of bones

That’s me at the Kroger, That’s me at the Shop Rite Shopping for my kitchen

I'm here you fuckaas bitch