@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bonkers

"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."

@huwmarshall.substack.com New phone, who dis

@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social This version is the resurrection.

The 8yo has taken 'tell me about politics' at bedtime and the realisation has slowly dawned that this is to help him get to sleep...

@welshbollocks.bsky.social Cont Y Mor Dannedd?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Your time has come..we need a full explanation about the Avignion Papacy on tomorrow’s show.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Farage trying to play ‘I don’t know him he’s just the coffee boy’ card; about Trump.

We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war. Art of the deal, baby.

FFS

@davidallengreen.bsky.social In case you haven’t seen this from the original Epstein reporter julie k brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social

Quite the phone call on @lbc.co.uk from Jake.

@lewisgoodall.com Quite the phone call on @lbc.co.uk

Who uninstalled Spring? One nice thing and pfft gone.

My view from the top of the Anglican Cathedral tower. What a beautiful view 🤩💙🤩💙🤩

NYT reporting that under this ceasefire each ship will pay $2M to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. It was $0 before Trump launched this illegal war. 100-130 ships pass the Strait daily. Trump just gave Iran an extra $100M-$130M per day. Masterful gambit, sir. Impeach and remove this fascist—NOW.

Well look at that, the stock market is back up again this morning. Didn’t see that coming.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Fire up the monologue:- Steve Hilton is running for California Governor.

@twlldun.bsky.social Steve Fucking Hilton. Architect of Cameron’s Britain.

This morning @petereharrell.bsky.social coined “Aya-Toll” and @brendanvduke.bsky.social coined “HORMU-ZPass”, not sure any of us can top that

@mrjamesob.bsky.social In Trump’s speech last night he was listing the length of the US’s involvement in conflicts. On Iran he says 32 days - it sounded like when you call a help line ‘You are caller [32 - strange voice] please hold’. Never going to top ScoobyDoo but this is up there.

When i was a kid in Switzerland, there was a family circus that used to come to town regularly, and my dad became friends with some of the people running it. We used to go down and see the show and I remember there was a guy who span plates as an act and one night he just kept smashing plates…

I'll be honest. I wasn't sure whether SB could carry off a court-based thriller, but I genuinely ate this book up. Loved it.

Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey

There’s a lunatic on Sky saying that Keane’s tackle against Havertz was a penalty.🤪

@henryriley1.bsky.social @mrjamesob.bsky.social #rileysreformroundup

A photograph has emerged of a prominent Reform UK Senedd election candidate performing a Nazi salute nation.cymru/news/photo-e...

Mississippi Department of Public Safety officials discovered Ku Klux Klan items while cleaning out a closet to move to the department’s new headquarters

A new example of the right-wing-media-to-Trump pipeline? "Linda from Arizona" might deserve the credit or blame for ICE agents deploying to airports today. Within 24 hours of Linda proposing it to Clay Travis on the radio, Trump announced it was happening. My CNN story about it:

Because the president of the United States is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. It's just that simple.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social A light in the dark.

well done everybody

Indeed

I love this ‘finger prince/princess’ for the ‘can’t be arsed to look it up’ community.

Trump's aides, prepping him for the Takaichi meeting:

I see potential in the Everton/Heinz deal going further than just being sauce suppliers. I got a tin of alphabet spaghetti once but it was just full of letter O’s.

Omfg

@mrjamesob.bsky.social You spoke earlier in the week about not mentioning the war. He mentioned the war and he may have got away with it.

FIrst BBQ of the year. Joys of early retirement.

We need a Royal Iris version of this at HDS #EFC

Paging @evertonfc.bsky.social @giuliabould.bsky.social

French Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot, "Let us say to our British friends" "If they stand ready to return to the EU Single Market with all associated privileges and duties" "They will be be met with open arms" Sounds like a plan. Who's in?

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Can you do a ‘paging the Conservative and Unionist Party’ slot tomorrow. The pro-Trump, Brexit shills must be basking in his every word.

Oops.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social whoopsie

“Nobody expected that” (From @acyn.bsky.social )