My Mum (83) bought our kids advent calendars, bless her. Has been scammed by FB bollocks. But, HO-LEE-SHEEET, one of the windows hasn’t had made us laugh. This was an “equestrian” themed gift, apparently. 😂🤣😆

The things you see when you've gone out for a walk without your hammer OR your valve core removal tool.

Dear small d**k compensating Porsche Cayenne driver (parked across the pavement not in the drive and 2ft of the rear of the car still on the road causing me to walk into the driveway to negotiate your car). You’re the twat, not me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I have my excuses prepared.

Fortunately I have a bit more imagination 😝😂 1992 Peugeot 205 Rallye 1999 Honda Integra Type R (JDM) 1997 Mazda MX5 1.8 2000 Subaru Impreza Turbo 2015 BMW 135i

The curse of the impossibly long production run 😂 Cardle 5/5 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 www.playcardle.com

Filth

It’s cold and damp. Why should you open your windows and let your curtains flap around? 😆

If we explain to Nigel that we're not calling him a racist in a hurtful or insulting way, perhaps he'll be a little less salty about it.

The Fujitsubo exhaust is carboning up quite nicely.

Signed

Screens in cars. We all hate them. Well a petrolhead pal of mine (whose dad is also a car guy) wants to sell his 4-month old BMW. Why? Because he’s 83 and, now that it’s cold, he can’t work the HVAC or heated seats/wheel as they’re all on the screen. Screens in cars are moronic.

Well today has just been mental/awful/stressful, possibly all of the above. I’ve earned this.

Will coffee follow suit? Probably not.

I had a different model from this manufacturer at the time, which helped nail the year. Cardle 1/5 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

Trump is under extreme pressure now with the Epstein List. He appears to be in panic mode. The house of cards is collapsing rapidly and we should all be very worried how he will continue to react to global issues. Let’s hope the team around him have the courage to stop any dangerous mistakes.

I mean it’s *almost* like F1 under American ownership is intentionally manufactured & interfered with to be as dramatic as possible. 🙄

Yes - clean the house... and reset

Tonight’s Aldi #Hotwheels Haul (chosen by 11, who also now has slippers)

It’s time for your… SLIGHTLY THREATENING URL OF THE DAY! 🎺🎶

Fancy a Chinese? Oh Fu Kwai!

Morning on a day where it almost appears that the trees are smouldering

Also today: 4x4 FTW! BIL had to fetch these gazebos and got stuck in the snow before even loading the trailer. Unstuck the trailer, loaded up and drove out then hauled out his van. Happy days.

I’m full of the cold/shattered and just re read this post. Sorry, that’s an awful skeet. Will try harder tomorrow.

Any MS flight sim players out there? Need advice for a yoke for the boys Xmas. He’s 11 so nothing too £££ please! He has a Logitech wheel so thinking their yoke set might be decent, too? #pc #gaming #flightsim

10 years ago, out of the blue, someone on Twitter came out of the blue to ask me if I was the chap that bought his 306 Rallye - around a decade earlier. I miss old Twitter for stuff like that.

We all know that bean to cup machines are expensive. But this? This is, for want of a better word, ridiculous. As in cheap. As in… you’ll save £1k over the proprietary brands. Just like cars, European coffee machine manufacturers have a nemesis from the Far East.

(dog) walking in a winter wonderland. Anyone else that has a dog that goes mental with a headtorch? Or just Mollie?

Snow nights are wonderful. The light reflects off everything. Also a sure sign that the snow is away to start falling again.

Thank you Michelin for your Cross Climate tyres. Without them a 220bhp auto RWD Vito simply wouldn’t move in these conditions. Braking performance is particularly remarkable. Still slides plenty if cocking about is primary importance, though 😇😂

Apparently this is enough snow to stop the bin collections these days. 🙄

Sometimes, just sometimes, when you really need a laugh, Facebook delivers.

I haz coffee! (But no grinder thanks to the late arrival of the London trailer due to an accident, I’m told.) @throttlesteerer.bsky.social

I’m not a #football fan (I’m a football dad, dragged kicking & screaming etc) but… THAT GOAL!!! 😱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿4-2 at the end. Days like these make you feel:

It’s stew season. Tomorrow night’s kids supper is in progress.

Doing our bit at Christmas… www.agcc.co.uk/news-article...

On a separate note, any tips on how to change the hearse dip beam bulb in a Vito? My hands don’t bend that way 😫🙄

WEATHER REPORT. It’s snowing. The Mrs took our daughter to her riding lesson. The Mrs doesn’t like driving in the snow. Fortunately it’s not really lying on the roads… yet. It’s also mid November in Scotland. Snow isn’t unusual 😆

Do you like great #coffee? Want to support a small business that's run by a really nice bloke too? You know what to do.

Watching #ImACeleb and the Angry Minge comment has led to utter hilarity in our house. Sadly the 11 year old was listening. Awkward.

First attempt was simply to expose more of the pic, had zero clue to start. Cardle 3/5 Streak 1🔥 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

I’ve always liked uber-massive American long-roof cars.

Follow the yellow brick/larch needle road

I’ve long hankered after a C63 estate and @jasoncammisa.bsky.social’s latest videos aren’t helping dispel that desire. The V8 itch is something I have to scratch.

Epstein will be the end of the Trump regime.

I've got the best job in the world because it produces moments like this