It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

I think we're all focusing too hard on finding a smoking gun against Trump in the Epstein files, when we should ALSO be rejoicing for the proof that a LOT of currently influential men are fucking scum. This is the swamp that needed drained.

I don't think, in the first few days after the American Right's Trump delusion pops, I'm going to have the "told you so" feelings. While this is going on, I feel sick; I feel scared. My feelings about Trump haven't changed since 2015, but my feelings about the world and my country have.

So like, is this it? Is it gonna happen?

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.

Time to primary Charles Entertainment Schumer

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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

FINALLY one of my little writing projects feels like it has (even if in tiny amounts) The Sauce.

Things are looking up for my first comic series! News to come within the month! #makingcomics #comicbooks #illustration #comicart #dccomics #art #photoshop #draw #comicbook #makecomics #igcomics #marvelcomics #independentcomics #digitalcomics #igcomicbookfamily #sunsetdawning #comicbookartist

God I love James Remar

derry show güd

Finished up the latest. I kinda like it! Throwback to 1974. #marvelcomics #hulk #wolverine #fanart #makingcomics #comicbooks #illustration #comicart #dccomics #art #photoshop #draw #comicbook

I am anti-capitalist. I am anti-fascist.

ANYWAY

Yeah, well, idk what to do about it. I can't *not vote for Democrats* any harder...

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

I bet it's like a range. Like, the country is not rotten to the core; we stand on certain good principles. So what amount of change, of dead flesh removed, is possible in one generation without total collapse? Could we make it to socialism?

I'm gonna paraphrase Bill Maher: not all Republicans are racist, but if you're a racist, you're probably Republican. I agree with the theory that fundamentally, leftism is derived from egalitarian ideology, and right wing ideology has a core of social hierarchy.

When someone says "The Democrat Party"

And me

the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

"Academia has a woke liberal bias" in the same way that Mon and Dad have a bias against ice cream for every meal. Wisdom. The bias towards wokeness that you're sensing is called 'wisdom' and is the common conclusion people who understand the world better make.

“Shaka, when the walls fell”

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao

This whole section really.

Gender was invented by Big Bathroom in order to sell more bathrooms

Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1

Remember, the best way to get your boomer father to stop talking about politics is just to say the word "Yellowstone"

Dear Diary: Today I met a girl who pronounced "alright" as "aerate"

This. They’re “ironic,” but the joke is always punching down. They “don’t care,” but only because the system benefits them in ways they don’t see. They don’t want “politics,” they just want the world to cater to their every whim. I could’ve very easily been this person. We can choose differently

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

I feel like I'm really gonna like the Tribulation period. Like I'm probably gonna take a vacation or something, really get some time off and go see some of America

'Debating' with people who oscillate between "You only have rights under Capitalism" and "Your boss should be able to fire you for practicing your free speech."

If the rapture happens tomorrow it'll only be like 3 or 4 months until nature starts to go back to normal I think. Then Israel will probably run out of bombs pretty soon too.

Alright guys if the rapture happens tomorrow let's promote all the leftists and make AOC president. We'll still probably need to get Trump out of the way but most of his death squads will be floating naked upwards so it should be easy.

Jesus Christ I hope the rapture happens tomorrow cuz this place would get a whole lot cleaner

It's hard to believe that thirty-three years after Killing In The Name was released capitalism has still not been overthrown.

Coates just doesn't miss. He doesn't. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

This is the problem. Find the orchestrator of this phenomenon, who is benefiting from this, who is profiting from this, and stop them. Stop this. This is making angry people angrier, scared people more scared, stupid people stupider, but wise people no wiser.