Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Trump reading the Epstein e-mails

The girls are buzzing on Reddit about the solidays merch this year!!!!! I need to lock in and get the sweatshirt this year!!!!!

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.

I’m greedy I want more 😭

Everyone who is always loudly commenting on people who start decorating for Christmas right after Halloween being like “but what about thanksgiving decorations!!!” Ummmmm have you considered that thanksgiving decorations are butt fucking ugly?

Hoping we can get a second Wolves win and a J.J. Redick arrest tomorrow night.

The only correct order is food court first then do your Costco shopping.

I’m in a pickle. I’ve got Josh Jacobs as RB1. Only other RB I have on my bench is Woody Marks. Could bump Dobbins from my flex but my WRs on the bench are Quentin Johnston and Keenan Allen.

I just remembered how good simply Elizabeth granola is

Need light bulb recommendations. I love a bright *warm* white. Don’t even send me anything above 4000k ok!!!!

People who talk during movies need to be shot out of rockets straight to the moon

The oaf sitting next to me during One Battle After Another was so distracting talking to his girlfriend asking questions bc he was too stupid to follow the movie.

This would have gone triple platinum as my profile picture in law school oh my god

I’m not worried about it. Icing out my labubud for game 4

I would have loved to have seen women stand up for themselves the way Cheryl did for herself and Phee when I was a kid!!

I think it’s great for young female fans to see one of the goats of coaching going to bat for their players like this. I was a young player once and this would have left an impression on me and not in the way this man seems to think it would. 😆

Cheryl is: 1. Standing up for her player (great for a kid to see!) 2. Sets a boundary with a fan for trying to touch her 3. Uses foul language (who cares they’re just words) Kids go to school every day and practice active shooter drills and use the internet without supervision. Get a grip.

The power of friendship may be enough to get us through game 4 idk idk idk.

it’s funny you say that because this is the first thing i saw when i opened my phone today

I’m there with you both. This year, they’ve tightened up on calls around the perimeter, moving screens in particular. That was a directive. I think Cheryl is saying it’s a choice to let players hook arms, go through backs, etc in the post.

The labubudz are ready for game 3!!!!

They're... beautiful....... 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

Twins!

M3gan 2.0 was so stupid and easily one of my fav movies of all time now.

hint

Good morning. youtu.be/4_ow9i3obDE?...

WYNX

god it rocks winning so i can say condescending shit like "damn hell of a game from the valkyrie they should genuinely be proud"

I have a new craft in my sights and have become singularly focused on it (derogatory)

Just took my first nap-listening-to-football of the season 🥰💤

I love ANT hitting a home run at twins practice. That’s my MN superstar!!!!!

Whenever I wear a halter top to Pilates, I am acutely aware that I used to be a swimmer bc like….it shows lol

If you are anti-speeding camera, my response to you is simply "slow down". If you are anti-red light camera my response to you is simply "don't run red lights". Easy solutions for silly questions.

Warnock to RFK jr: "For the first time, we are seeing deaths of children from measles. We haven't seen that in two decades. We're seeing that under your watch. You are a hazard to the health of the American people."

Money incentives clearly don’t work in NBA All-Star Weekend. Think we need to go the opposite route and implement some negative reinforcement. Loser has to fly commercial the rest of the year. Loser has to read an entire book out loud on live tv. Loser has to butt chug a bottle of Harden’s wine.

NAOMI LFGGGGG

Wow ibm AI says djokovic has a 60% chance of winning you don’t fucking say 🙄🙄🙄 spectacular insights

I’m so excited to put my fall/halloween bedding out!

I’ve cracked the code on making the perfect BLT. Airfry the bread with a little avocado oil spray on one side only. That side goes on the inside of the sandwich. You get the crunch but then the outside is still soft on your mouth.

Oh they took away the mini crossword? No they didn’t povvo!!!! Lmao but in all seriousness paying for the NYT games is so worth it I play every single game

Sometimes you just need to go to Solidcore and then eat a jersey mikes Italian sub in your car in silence afterwards.

Minneapolis friends: please send me your favorite bars that have pull tabs. I have out of town guests this weekend who are obsessed with pull tabs 🤣

Having said all of this, this latest maroon 5 album isn’t their best. It’s not nearly as bad as pitchfork claims it’s just directionless. I really think they should lean into the sound of Priceless with LISA.

You know how it was popular to say nickleback was terrible for years and years and then suddenly it was cool to be like “actually they are good!” Meanwhile real fans knew they were good the whole time. Well that’s how I feel about maroon 5.

Is this a safe space to admit that I like maroon 5?

Losing to a team that then dances in front of you in party hats because it's their cat's birthday gotta be so humiliating

kpop demon hunters on beat saber WHEN???? I need it so badly.

How come every time I open this app its just endless screenshots of tweets 🤣