we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

the only good LORD OF THE RINGS pitches remaining are "Silmarillion" and "this guy solves mysteries in the Shire"

i wish porygon was real. i would love feeding discs to my pink dog

The other day I was listening to a video essay about the history of Yuri and I got inspired to draw my favorite doom yuri couple haha. #Missx #KOF #fanart #Kyokusanagi #Ioriyagami

Okay so I've been reading this comic inspired by this thread and every few seconds is just this

After work #Fantography

Re-Umanator #umamusume #ウマ娘

we need Fatgirl Repacks

military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago

lil late but happy new year everynyan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the opedotolings #umamusume

idk be free strange 3 am doodles be free #zetagundam #gundam

This is technically my first video of 2026. I hope you enjoy.

scrapped zeta piece :p didn't like how it was coming along

luck be a sexy demon lady tonight 🤞 #paigespages

autism be damned my boy knows how to catch a fish

that IS a blowjob cat

2026 MEDIA THREAD: I'm only still doing this because I have adhd and can never keep track of this stuff mentally Edition

i hope this ad stays up forever. it makes everything way funnier

see this is especially funny because dorothy having a boyfriend insistent that things will work out is absolutely Incredible when if you scroll down there is an advertisement for this

I think TK should mandate that every ex WWE talent should spend a year on the indies unlearning all that shit before offering them even a dark match

im positive im absolutely Cooked because i had a dream where there was a new crossworlds character that was literally just the polar express guy but his name was simply "Unc" . pic provided for your convenience

I wake up and the first thing I see on here is a reminder not to say anything online that would have the fbi on your ass. what happened

clefable before gen 6

average mario and luigi game player: oh man, looks like some sort of obstacle is in the way right now, sure wish i knew the bros move to use to bypass it! the conspicuously mario and luigi colored npc's nearby:

billy joel has some really great songs where he just fucking tortures the english language. the most unnatural turns of phrase you can imagine. hes hitting the dictionary with a whip. again the songs are amazing

Someone mentioned The Image so I'm bound by law to post The Image again

I thought maybe someone at the company was issuing statements through Grok but the apologies were literally just being prompted by some guy

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

amazing thread. always fun when we have to remember that yes japan is pretty right wing and nationalist every six months and everyone is like :OOOOOOOOOO

I realized the other day that I learn about a lot of people - jazz guitarists, poets who I haven't read, journalists - almost entirely from their obituaries when they are struck and killed by cars

browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive

For 2026, no matter what kind of personal style or vibe you're going for, you have to get at least a little chubby with it

LETS FUCKING GO

I can't wait to get fat shamed by Char Aznable

Being an artist trying to talk with other artists is just embarrassing. "I like your shapes and colours!" Mortifying playground shit

Hey, just want people to know in the Epstein files there is an account of trump committing infanticide at Lake Michigan back in 1984. I just think it's important that people know that. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

It's Always Sunny in the Megastructure

the kids, they know how to name libraries. www.reddit.com/r/rust/comme...

It is crazy to me that Toby Fox insisted Moon finally be localized into English and Undertale fans never gave it a chance and still almost nobody has played it. It's one of the best games of all time and if you like Undertale you'll LOVE Moon.

everyone wished really hard and manifested a friend for sinkdog