-friend sends me Instagram reels -i tell them I don't have Insta -"oh really? Thought you did" -friend continues to send me Instagram reels until the heat death of the universe

The Finnish women's hockey team had numerous players out due to Norovirus. I'd be training on the Moon if I could, to stay away from germs! Can't imagine how painful that's gotta be

Skating to your own voice over is a level of cocky I didn't know existed. Ilia a wild boy.

These same wealthy donors should be filling the power vacuum that the gov is leaving behind, BEFORE elections. Take your intended campaign donations and save PBS funding. Fund science. Fund education. And do it in the name of your political party. SHOW voters that you want solutions.

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities. Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

They need to all GTFO. Tom Homan is going to come in and eat shit pie too, and he can enjoy the consequences (read: criminal trials) once this is all over. Nothing about Tom Homan screams "conciliation", this is a bone to the base to appear like they're doing something. Which we all know already

I remember talking to my wife and mother in law the day after Trump got elected, and I just kept saying "will I have to walk around for the next four years with this dagger in my chest?" That's what this feels like. That's what its FELT like, ever since the results came in. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump.

Fascinating article. I can't help but feel that the past ten years (half of which under Fascist Trump) have been a massive waste of really crucial time, with regards to climate change. We are making new problems rather than solving current ones

Wrote a 88k word book in two and half months and had a blast doing it???? Writing every day has been a true game changer for me, I think

Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy? The second chip was almost fungal. Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.

Did you forget to order a Christmas present and now it's fuckin' Christmas Eve? Are you boned six ways to Sunday? Fucked beyond belief? Good news! You can get them an Onion subscription! They'll get a year of papers in the mail AND an emailed PDF certificate to print out instantly. Christmas saved!

I just cannot stop thinking about that phone scene from WAKE UP DEAD MAN

If your story was written by AI, you didn’t actually write it, and that’s why I don’t want it or think it should be eligible for awards. If your story was assisted by AI, you used tools that are built on plagiarism, and that’s why I don’t want it or think it should be eligible for awards.

Ken Burns is making a Reconstruction documentary series, someone tell @jamellebouie.net

Nononononononono

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

I named my fists Green Eggs and Ham, because you would not like them here or there, you would not like them anywhere.

And that's that! Print Sprint 2025 is in the bag. Main goal: Write every day✅ Bonus goal: Write 50k words✅ Final word count: 56, 426 While I won't be losing sleep for 2k/day, I'll still be in this chair again tomorrow. Habits solidly formed. Thanks @printrunpodcast.bsky.social for the inspo!

Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores? We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.

Mother in law coming in with some CHOICE birthday reads 🥰🥰

As it gets colder, please remember to NEVERRR plug a space heater into a power strip, which are not designed to handle the high current flow and can overheat or even catch fire! Directly into the wall outlet ONLY!

10k words on the new project, plus a rough outline (a first for me!) Gonna be 80k-ish words romantic fantasy WATCH THIS SPACE

November out here dishing out vibes left and right

time to ride

Boutta straight up finish this novel tonight

This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰

Zohran Mamdani ran on freezing the rent in NYC. Abigail Spanberger ran on supporting fired federal workers and lowering the cost of living in VA. Mikie Sherrill ran on lowering utility bills in NJ. Ensuring people can afford to live a decent life is the path forward.

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times -- what we are seeing right now is not a power consolidation, it is a power VACUUM The services trump has spent 10 months cutting are needed. The DNCs donors spend millions every election. Spend it here. Spend it now.

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

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#NowSpinning new haul (see me at Christmas with the Sharon Jones Holiday record I copped too)

Struggling with the next editorial. Original idea just didn't pan out and time is running out. Open to suggestions or could just do a Q&A style editorial where the Q's come from here. Those can be fun sometimes. Suggest or ask away. :)

No. No thanks. I like to fucking read. I like to read the whole document. I like to think about the document, I like to absorb the document, I like to talk about the document, I'd like to read it. I don't want to be more efficient. I don't need to be more efficient. Life is fast enough, let me live.

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

Grabbed this bad boy from Electric Buddha in Portland ME #NowSpinning

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

She's a 10 but Excel thinks she's October.

If you’d like to do something nice for an autistic person in light of today, consider me for a freelance edit. I have ten years’ work experience in book publishing, this is my primary form of income, and my bookings have dried up. bookmarkobrien.com

Robert Redford (1936-2025) 🤍

RIP Robert Redford

some recent illustrations 🐈‍⬛

JFC we are so cooked Americans arent stupid. They are trying desperately to vote themselves out of a political and economic horror scape. Dems need to *significantly improve the quality of life for everyday Americans* to get elected Dems need to spend money OUTSIDE of government, now, to do so.

#NowSpinning on this lazy Sunday

As much as the boot licking disgusts me.... It's also very funny how obviously they are playing this guy. To manipulate the president, literally all you need to do is compliment him. Crazy

TW: Raccoon death My wife and I had a police officer come and shoot a raccoon in our driveway. It wasn't aggressive -- it was extremely lethargic, falling over, out in the daytime. Apparently known symptoms of rabies. Animal Control and Fish and Game were all busy, so we got the PD. Scary!

Pumpkin adventurers

I submitted my work to this, and you can too! 15 more days folks, good luck ✊♥️

Casually grabbing breakfast Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦