Did you forget to order a Christmas present and now it's fuckin' Christmas Eve? Are you boned six ways to Sunday? Fucked beyond belief? Good news! You can get them an Onion subscription! They'll get a year of papers in the mail AND an emailed PDF certificate to print out instantly. Christmas saved!

I just cannot stop thinking about that phone scene from WAKE UP DEAD MAN

If your story was written by AI, you didn’t actually write it, and that’s why I don’t want it or think it should be eligible for awards. If your story was assisted by AI, you used tools that are built on plagiarism, and that’s why I don’t want it or think it should be eligible for awards.

Ken Burns is making a Reconstruction documentary series, someone tell @jamellebouie.net

Nononononononono

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

I named my fists Green Eggs and Ham, because you would not like them here or there, you would not like them anywhere.

And that's that! Print Sprint 2025 is in the bag. Main goal: Write every day✅ Bonus goal: Write 50k words✅ Final word count: 56, 426 While I won't be losing sleep for 2k/day, I'll still be in this chair again tomorrow. Habits solidly formed. Thanks @printrunpodcast.bsky.social for the inspo!

Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores? We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.

Mother in law coming in with some CHOICE birthday reads 🥰🥰

As it gets colder, please remember to NEVERRR plug a space heater into a power strip, which are not designed to handle the high current flow and can overheat or even catch fire! Directly into the wall outlet ONLY!

10k words on the new project, plus a rough outline (a first for me!) Gonna be 80k-ish words romantic fantasy WATCH THIS SPACE

November out here dishing out vibes left and right

time to ride

Boutta straight up finish this novel tonight

This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰

Zohran Mamdani ran on freezing the rent in NYC. Abigail Spanberger ran on supporting fired federal workers and lowering the cost of living in VA. Mikie Sherrill ran on lowering utility bills in NJ. Ensuring people can afford to live a decent life is the path forward.

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times -- what we are seeing right now is not a power consolidation, it is a power VACUUM The services trump has spent 10 months cutting are needed. The DNCs donors spend millions every election. Spend it here. Spend it now.

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

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#NowSpinning new haul (see me at Christmas with the Sharon Jones Holiday record I copped too)

Struggling with the next editorial. Original idea just didn't pan out and time is running out. Open to suggestions or could just do a Q&A style editorial where the Q's come from here. Those can be fun sometimes. Suggest or ask away. :)

No. No thanks. I like to fucking read. I like to read the whole document. I like to think about the document, I like to absorb the document, I like to talk about the document, I'd like to read it. I don't want to be more efficient. I don't need to be more efficient. Life is fast enough, let me live.

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

Grabbed this bad boy from Electric Buddha in Portland ME #NowSpinning

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

She's a 10 but Excel thinks she's October.

If you’d like to do something nice for an autistic person in light of today, consider me for a freelance edit. I have ten years’ work experience in book publishing, this is my primary form of income, and my bookings have dried up. bookmarkobrien.com

Robert Redford (1936-2025) 🤍

RIP Robert Redford

some recent illustrations 🐈‍⬛

JFC we are so cooked Americans arent stupid. They are trying desperately to vote themselves out of a political and economic horror scape. Dems need to *significantly improve the quality of life for everyday Americans* to get elected Dems need to spend money OUTSIDE of government, now, to do so.

#NowSpinning on this lazy Sunday

As much as the boot licking disgusts me.... It's also very funny how obviously they are playing this guy. To manipulate the president, literally all you need to do is compliment him. Crazy

TW: Raccoon death My wife and I had a police officer come and shoot a raccoon in our driveway. It wasn't aggressive -- it was extremely lethargic, falling over, out in the daytime. Apparently known symptoms of rabies. Animal Control and Fish and Game were all busy, so we got the PD. Scary!

Pumpkin adventurers

I submitted my work to this, and you can too! 15 more days folks, good luck ✊♥️

Casually grabbing breakfast Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park, B.C. 🇨🇦

See, now is the time for Democrats to start actually working for their communities OUTSIDE of the government structure. Nothing is stopping them from getting their donor money, and spending it on community projects. Federal gov funding to NHPBS was $1.3M/y PEANUTS compared to campaign funding!

The key to modern American politics is that the Confederacy never went away. There was no punishment for their treason and it quietly became a Cold War. The states currently sending troops to DC have masturbated to the idea of their soldiers marching through DC streets for generations.

My beautiful boy 🥰🐶🐾

Yet another helpful explainer to counter the ignorant disinformation spouted by the unqualified extremist who is currently destroying the HHS

one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules

I was at a big medical center in the northeastern US, talking to a cancer researcher there about other customers of mine that have had their grants revoked over bullshit. He said "yeah we had a grant pulled, and to get it back we had to comb through the proposal and delete the word 'woman'"

I wish I could tag myself as a conscientious objector for anything AI related at work

My, my, my. www.wsj.com/politics/tru...