Lewis Capaldi has taken over Nottingham Aldi

She's a 10 but Excel thinks she's October.

Things you hear in the coffee shop: "I rung you twice and I messaged you on Onlyfans"

Does anyone actually review their InPost experience?

Tonight's the night.

Ever since becoming parents we've been followed around all the shops by security guards because we spend time near the baby stuff 🤔😂

Oh Simon

Paternity leave going well 😁

Baby is asleep so thought coffee shop vibes on YouTube would help. Forgot they have adverts and now Paddy McGuiness' voice is booming out in the house.

Got those first day at school nerve vibes. Mummy is off to work so daddy is in charge of baby for much of the week 👀

Happy birthday to Peter Levy - celebrating 70 years and fifty of those in broadcasting!

The Hays Travel jingle deserved to go more viral than the Jet2 advert.

Switched on Magic Xmas on the radio while scrolling and have lost Whamageddon already.

I'm now on paternity leave until 2026! Out of office set, work apps removed, and left the work chats. Determined to make the most of this time with little man 👶

Got my cat a Ouija board. Every session just spells out ‘M-E-O-W'.

I feel very dull and old when I'm considering a subscription for toilet rolls.

Didn't know you could leave Who Wants to Be A Millionaire with £0 but Harry Redknapp did.

I'd accept no alternative.

Paying my bills and I think I need one of these 😂

Autumn is on the way - the Strictly reveals are beginning.

An end to MTV UK productions is the end of an era. Used to rush home to watch the live shows in the afternoon and all the music videos!

This was a lie, he was there at least two hours

Nothing says August like Christmas chocolates

Nearly five pounds 😭

Right now seems to be a good time to invest in a VPN business

Having become a dad in January I really feel this!

Having googled Harry Styles' s*x toy I fear my advert recommendations are going to be unique.

Don't all rush to Asda.

Well I didn't read bit chat

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Dead chuffed to learn Mandy is back on the BBC tonight

Isaac loved the penguins at The Deep 🐧😍

Nosing at the neighbours house on Rightmove and wondering if Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen lives here.

Men driving with one arm out of the window also sleep with one leg out of the bed.

A pub is holding a tribute night nearby and that would be fine if they could sing. Unfortunately we've got to have the windows open and it's all I can hear 😂

Trying to explain this video to a confused office

Observer is Observering.

So that's what happened to that AOL AIM fella.

Feeling very grateful this Father's Day 🥰

ChatGPT is down, which is a good reason for why you can't replace humans with robots.

Sky News starting the day asking if I want to listen to a podcast about how a Russian attack on the UK might go. I'm alright thanks.

Today was the need for extra beta blockers 😂

Even roundabouts are woke now www.mylondon.news/news/transpo...

Me: Billie Piper is the new Doctor Who. Do you know why? My girlfriend: Why? Me: Because she wants to My girlfriend: ...

Heat Waves playing on the day it's pissing it down with rain.

The font on my Instagram has changed and I now feel like I'm having a stroke because I'm questioning it.

Only been in work an hour or so and my computer is warning me not to search for the Great British Skinny Dip 😂

My girlfriend got IDed for non-alcoholic cider at the age of 37 😂

I thought kids were meant to be embarrassed about parents TV choices. I've got virgin island on with the baby and it's me feeling the shame!