IT'S REAL?!

I would love to stop waking up sad and scared every day, it's exhausting

hey bro do you mind if i fall in love with you real quick? do you mind if i rest my head on your shoulder and look up at you and realize the warmth of your body is all i've ever needed? is that cool with you?

Me when I lie:

Oh shit? Hello?????

(shambling around, bags under my eyes) in march i'll be rested, caught up and human

fuck you [telepathically moves your leg a little bit so your cat that's sitting on your lap gets mad and leaves]

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Bloody Mary is a vegetable right??

bro will you take your ass back to the land whence you came

謎ポーズスバ

Brother I print AND scan

can i come over and scuttle about

This is the kind of shit I'm on

キョカラ

rgb harpy

Listening to a pkmn mandela effect video and yelling I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU out loud whenever someone is wrong (at least once every sentence)

I wonder if drawing stupid shit would fix me

Ohhh, I'm in the stage of Going Through It where I forget how sleep works again, huh

yaoi

if we all simultaneously say "i want to fuck a bug" on bleusky, they cant arrest all of us! i believe

"Removed by author" is soooo homophobic. i wanna see the whole story!!! in chronological order!!! for gossip !!! im gay !!!!!!!!!!

I am now playing as Luigi

I'm way too fucked up for whatever just happened

Wow!! New art!! Me when I fucking GET you

Heyyy I found my dragon I sketched in 2023, I was trying to figure out what a full snarl would look like

I'm so tired and everything is pissing me off, guess I'll do drugs about it and try to clean the livingroom or whatever

bro it's your turn to tuck me into bed tonight. yeah bro i tucked you into bed last night. cmon man. fucking help me get snug as a bug in a rug bro

its me

Fucking no, no no no no

I wish all of my nonbinary friends relief from back pain

ME: This guy is trash. He's dex-built. I'm gonna kill him. He's off-meta GUY I'M ABOUT TO FIGHT: [moonwalking sideways while repeatedly entering and leaving a block stance] ME: Fuck me running

Good News, Everyone: The Dire Straits need a guy who is allowed to sing the f-slur during Money For Nothing, so they called me 🙂‍↕️

Shitty phonecall made me sleep like garbage, so I have gotten high about it

welcome to the bathroom

Just got a midnight phone call from mom that I stupidly answered thinking it was an emergency, not really, it was about a computer and/or printer that doesn't work and somehow this immediately veered into momsplaining my gender and sexuality to me for two hours

do you ever get tired of being the creature

Who up dunning they Kruger. Is that anything

smoking the weed that makes you feel like a jpeg

i'm not a loser i'm the guy who losed up

steely dan saturday !!!

found a guy

Fuck it whatever happens happens I don't have the capacity to dwell on it