This is a good thread. 🧵

I came across a story, where a politician died and went to heaven. He was greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly Gates, who said “I see you were a politician” “Is there a problem?” asked the recently deceased man curiously. “We have special procedure for people like you,” Saint Peter replied. 1

🤣🤣🤣 yes!

This in perpetuity 👇👇

This dude is certifiably out of his god damned mind.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social still working on it not my best i'm looking for citation from Scotus on those rules and the use of them no luck yet

Even the dinosaurs hate Trump.

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days. They have worked 12 days in 3 months. Epstein Shutdown.

GOOD NIGHT EVERY ONE I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK* Thank you for your attention to this and my replies *and most of the weeks that follow

"When my uncle was president, many Black people couldn't vote, women couldn't get credit cards, gay people had no rights, and he started a pointless war that killed 970,000 to 3 million Vietnamese, 275,000 to 310,000 Cambodians, 20,000 to 62,000 Laotians, and 58,220 US service members." Good times!

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@beckybunzy.bsky.social is this Chip in Portland

I am over giving them grace or the benefit of the doubt. 2016, maybe. Even 2020 (though less), but 2024? Naw, not happening. They knew exactly who he was, who he wasn’t, and who they voted for. He spoke to their true hearts and souls. They didn’t care then, nor do they now. They wanted permission

🎶Never been this poor Never knew the meaning of a healthy diet But then again, I've never had a GREAT MEAL before SPAM FRIES, don't you gawk oh, don't go and reply something foolish You're feeling it like everyone, it's silly human pride SPAM FRIES, don't you gawk oh, 🎶

Bush’s letter feels like it came from another planet - one where political rivals were still countrymen, not enemies. The ink is only 32 years old, but the sentiment might as well be from a century ago.

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Trump's Shut down or any Violates Art 6 sec 3 oath Art 1 sec 8 cl 18 Necessary & Proper JUST LIKE TAX CUTS WHEN THERE IS DEBT make no mistake TRUMP & THE GOP WANTED THIS

Every one of You need to be on the Sunday shows with a united message. The GOP did this. Not the left.

Tinnitus is the Sound of Silence 👂

@joycewhitevance.bsky.social hi Joyce doesn't Congress have to make a criminal referral to the DOJ if it want a prosecution for perjury after finding a person in Contempt?? I found Navarro's and Bannon's but not one for Comey

Subtly downgrade a band: Bospound

Thought I was experiencing the rapture, but They said I banged my head on the cabinet while installing the kitchen sink light and I should have turned off the circuit breaker

Two of the Greats pointing out the losers folly

Hey MAGA THIS 👇

Good Afternoon BLUESKY "Stollen" from? #StealMyMeme you guessed it 😉🤣 for your viewing pleasure Thank you for your attention to this

NPR: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth requires new 'pledge' for reporters at the Pentagon to not gather any information, including unclassified reports, that hasn't been authorized for release. #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice Hegseth Policies

@sundaedivine.bsky.social Hi was over at the trash heap just now tried to like your "Trump doesn’t want late-night comedy, he wants Jackass reruns" and Elonovitch Muskovite says you blocked me if I offended I apologized or it could be a way to throttle users

If you're assigned to the antifa bunker this weekend, the new passcode has been posted in the Signal group.

I stand with PBS. I stand with NPR. I stand with Stephen Colbert. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with the First Amendment. PERIOD.* *Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

There’s no such thing as free speech any longer. Our rights are being stripped away from us right in front of our eyes.

Braking Gnus: More Evidence Kirk was racist bigot! film at 11:11 Thank you for your attention to this. we now return to your scheduled program Tonight on "THE EPSTEIN FILES" "HONOR GUARD" or 11 men and a casket

This exchange says it all.

He knew he wasn't going to have him to help rig the election like he did for him.

POSTULATE: YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, IF YOU HAVE NO PLACE ON THE BRIDGE OF THE NCC 1701 ENTERPRISE Discuss...

Don't let the suspect's 2 days RickMoranis fool you he defiantly was able to ...wait there is another interesting person -Kash yes don't type that -Dan don't Type what we got to type and cross off all of our side -Kash well I can interview them own my show -Dan You still doing that Kash

Trump would love nothing more than for us to be distracted from the EPSTEIN FILES, and we can never let that happen.

St Peter- Hello Kirk- I was just in the middle of 5th Avenue St.Peter- That was your 1st mistake, Your 2nd was the left at Albuquerque you missed St.Peter- Goodbye Thhaaats aaallll folkes

Yes. Yes, they are.