Anyway. I think more consoles should look like they’d off you if you looked at them funny. Would make everything much more interesting.

The only good videogames.

Moons truly Huntered.

We’re never going to get a better console name than this, are we? Wonderswan is up there, mind.

Wow. People are really invested in the whole za/um thing as a drama eh. *backs out of comments section, vowing never to look again*

I know this is a well worn complaint at this junction but I’m still blinking at people using the term “post-pandemic”

“repost a game that released the year you were born“ Ummm.

Bored. Huntering some Moons.

Incredible. 10/10, no notes

You know, in future, let’s just not ask Sean anything.

Sony already applied for a patent on a literal banana controller, and now it's looking for one on a motion-sensing orb. I love this kind of stuff.

You can play DDMR Pocket for NGPC on Ahchay's website now! No need for emulators or flashcarts. ahchay.com/NGPC/Play.ht...

These are the people who think chemtrails are a sign of the apocalypse, Keith. Fucking genius, again.

The ID Cards thing is at least funny because the very last thing that the wedge of anti-immigration shitheads and "libertarians" whom he thinks he can win over wants is to be biometrically tracked by the government of Keir Starmer

Anyway, continuing to dredge up forgotten videogame mascots from the depths. Here’s Engineer Humpty in what must surely be a very dangerous career move.

i don’t really want digital id cards but “well, you know, they make it easier to do some fascism innit” is perhaps, the least enticing way to introduce them as well. Good job all round again.

any top ten duets that doesn’t include Haunted is utterly wrong. youtu.be/_q7307IWwr4?...

Ok. That’s as much fucking around with that as I can be arsed with now. A small tribute to a favourite scene from a favourite film.

Played some Tetris earlier. Dunno if that game will catch on but it’s alright, innit.

I do hope that the videogame ‘judas’ could still turn out to be about arnold ‘judas’ rimmer

how can a side quest even be outdated how does that work

I am once again reading a consumer grade review and wondering how mechanics and side quests can be outdated. I exist at such a tangent to this stuff.

That article about people playing more games on Xbox but spending less time with games on Xbox. because of gamepass. Have you considered ,,, demos.

can’t quite put my finger on the precise why, but this Skyblivion stuff being Major News feels kind of weirdly uncomfortable.

That new JC Denton does yoga in the park at GDC, pass it on.

Rejigging the old website a bit now I have a better idea of what I’m up to these days. bobbins.punchingrobots.com Still got a bit to do (links, updating some old pages and that) but pretty happy with how my headbutting the keyboard until wordpress does something I like has turned out so far.

I just say any old shit as a bit. I’m so last century.

“Western movies are in the most reductive way about lone wolves imparting justice on the land” I mean, yeah, you’d have to be incredibly reductive there.

Here's our itch.io page if you fancy popping the ROM in an emulator or flash card infinitestategames.itch.io/ddmrpocket

Ok. That’s as much fucking around with that as I can be arsed with now. A small tribute to a favourite scene from a favourite film.

A man who runs a biometric company thinks everyone should use biometrics all the time. Woah.

still play this in my head at least once a day

Air. Water. Earth. Fire. Long ago, the four Buds lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Fire Bud contracted rabies.

Reposting, noticed autocorrect had sneakily changed Wyott to Wyatt, so fixed that.

Why did LJN make something that looks like a horror game on Itch?

Oof. That Deus Ex ‘remaster’. Oof, I say.

Wish my brain would stop reminding me of the pop up instant war expert sensibles a few years back on the twitters with their “there is absolutely, categorically, no way Russia can do a war for anything more than one (1) fortnight, a thread” every twenty minutes for days on end.

Ro-Man

You okay Bing?

I had a great time doing the box art for this as well. Ahchay’s done a grand job on the game.

Steam deck, a switch and a gamedad of some variation and honestly, that’s everything I ever need in life.

I think the only luxury purchase I've made that actually felt like good value for money in the last year was the Steam Deck. Every article about a console price hike should include a bit about how you can get a v1 Steam Deck for £280 and put any PS2 game in existence on it.

Idea: Indie Game The Movie 2025, it’s basically just a remake of The Towering Inferno or it would have been if someone hadn’t pulled the funding so now it’s just a leaflet, sorry

Whilst I’m getting posts out of my system, that tencent animal crossing knock off is hideous, soulless, dead inside stuff. Hate it already and I only watched half a trailer. It offends my very soul.

“I wonder what the news in the UK is today” *checks* uh huh. righty ho then. like that is it.

I could get this shopping done much faster if any grocery stores had contemplated “a store, that works” in twenty twenty five.

I had a great time doing the box art for this as well. Ahchay’s done a grand job on the game.

People who say you shouldn’t talk about consuming media just don’t want you to know how tasty Switch cartridges really are.

Fucks sake, I thought everybody had already gone to the rapture.