Someone should make a movie called Drugtaking that's all about trainspotters

,,, also me

The five genres are Dracula, Frankenstein, Godzilla, Cat, Human

The best thing about being over *gestures* here, not *charlie chuck voice* over there, is I never have to hear what Tim fucking Sweeney says about anything most of the time.

Nah. You go first.

i think one of the things that entertains me most about the dead gran talking to babies video is they have this perfect rendering of gran in the void ready to go, standing there all neat and tidy, completely able. Like, obviously there are larger concerns but that’s not really how humans work is it.

I need to get back to not clicking on videos where people are like “this is the worst shit ever” because they always are so I should just take the warning and move on really.

Sorry. It was supposed to say “you are looking at divorce” but for some reason the AI changed it to “goated with the sauce”. Not sure how that happened or made it to production either. Technology eh.

You know you’re in for a bad time when you see @bsky.team or whatever in a handle.

i didn’t really have any opinions on letting the player kill an npc until I watched that new Metroid footage and now I’m like, sure, go for it, whatever, just shut that fucker up.

“Yes, I am fucking awful BUT there’s someone out there even worse so let’s just be terrible“ is, in fairness, completely on brand for Starmer’s Labour. Even if that is one of the weirdest expressions of it yet.

I also haven't been able to get this bizarre quote out of my head. "If you don't like this, you won't like what follows me." I know what she means to say but it's phrased like an admission that they know this will just bring on Reform but they're going to do it anyway. Paging Dr Freud!

This contribution to the volume of human misery is yet another policy from Labour based on a false premise, in this case that refugees are overly attracted to Britain. It will increase bureaucratic limbo, thus making worse the problem of "cohesion" it purports to solve. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Aura brings up a great point here. When I killed the blacksmith in ds 1 by accident, the entire tone of the game changed for me, it made me feel even less like a hero and gave the world had even more melancholic uncaring autonomy. I liked the shift (even though I think I had to start again)

accepted I couldn’t do the whole bullshit thing anyway because they’d be just like “Rob is taking what he hopes to be a swing at the future… x ray specs, hypnotic mind control devices and barking dog honkers” and then I’d have to try and get through the interview without keeling over dead in shame

Yet when I tell people I’m remaking the internet chaining six bitsies together, I don’t get front paged.

if you're a streamer looking for a way to stand out, have you considered getting really into morse code and only playing games that support a telegraph key?

When Tarantino did Turtles there.

Today's #randomgamesaturday is brought to you by too many logos.

When I could be arsed thinking, which is so long ago now, I used to wonder if it was possible to breach the problem where a hefty proportion of the press didn’t know how to engage with people as humans, and reached for the tabloid and/or got dazzled by shysters first. You know, given it’s needless.

Cows hate grating Sheep love bleating Everybody's hating Wes Streeting

Picturing the subscription cancellation prompt "Are you sure you want to lose your grandmother *again*?"

Got some survival money for the next couple of days, ta. Currently aiming for a couple of hundred quid to get the drains cleared again because I like it better when the crap is outside the house but the massive rains have done for the drain.

I too am easily dazzled by someone trying to sell me metaverses. www.eurogamer.net/did-you-know...

I never did get far into Strsnger Things because I was like “but I’ve already seen somebody else’s films”

cheese is manfood (we don’t need you anymore)

see Game Professional Georg is getting his moment in the sun then.

Asking for help again because life won’t stop happening and things are really bad right now despite mine and others efforts: robsgob.bearblog.dev/help-rob/

The greatest five words known to all humanity “And introducing Robby The Robot”

Neuropisces - Is that a thing? For people with fish on the brain. I make games about fish so that's me if I can claim the word. It can be you too.

“Before you pick your Game of the Year, make sure you play _______” With yourself?

Imagine being so bad at your job, Streeting comes out smelling of roses. One simple “but nobody apart from Wes Streeting even likes Wes Streeting and we can’t be 100% on that one either” should have been enough to make everyone take a pause and assess how their plans are working out here.

is anything actually happening in British government beyond Keir Starmer and his SPADs stepping on each others' dicks every day. Let me know if anything good and non-asinine is happening

fully clinging on to a games industry that hasn’t existed for about a decade or so. how long before the pieces all come together and folks notice? www.eurogamer.net/five-years-f...

Alternatively, I am disabled and it lets me play my Steam library and also, I have no money. Close enough, I suppose.

Just thinking ahead now after reading around about the Steam machines - and why there is no Steam Deck 2 - that despite all evidence, despite all the execs apart from that one at Microsoft banging on about all the power, saying the same thing about where we are, so many haven’t caught up.

The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)

Don’t worry, the cat’s been fed. They’re not even my cat.

I think rather than it just being Peter, this time round we should all get a go in the cube.

That’s it. That’s them all out of my system now. I’m going to feed this here cat that doesn’t even live here.

honestly, I don’t think there’s a price where the new steam cube could compete for the living room because it’s like, only six inches and I’m never going to fit all my stuff in that. Just my sofa alone is bigger than the cube, it’s not going to work.

New Steam Machine hard to get? They sell irons in Argos mate.

Anyway. Does anyone know what the flesh forming properties of a Steam cube are and how Dean Hall’s barber (a console gamer) feels about it?

I was going to make a joke about if you tap the Steam cube bits chip off just like Molyneux’s but then I realised that was just an Ouya.

Will it be easy to buy a new Steam Machine? Well. That entirely depends on whether you’ve watched Death To The Daleks or not.

GABECUBE

#WishlistWednesday is for people who get excited about accidental immolation Wishlist Chronicles IV on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3919080/... #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #roguelike #ultima #steam

I do think today’s society is massively lacking in exposure to the media of John Waters

Can we bring back “flesh forming” as an advertising thing? it’s so much better than “mouth watering”.