Today’s going well then. After all that, my hall ceiling has fucking caved in, taking fuck knows what else with it so I’ve got to get out of here. emergency team have sorted me and the youngest somewhere for tonight, eldest is staying at their partners. Well, that’s all gone very to fuck.

Making enemies for JRPG game continues to be a total delight.

Reckon I might have hit the point where I need an intervention,

slowly losing my mind as the theme from the Beverly Hillbillies point-and-click adventure continues to be stuck in my head youtu.be/a0A66qMpmPA?...

You might remember my IGF blog post where I described going crazy over an "Unannounced Project by AP Thomson". Well, that's Titanium Court, and it's no longer unannounced. Looking forward to everyone else getting to try this because it's something very special. store.steampowered.com/app/2364580/...

I can finally post some of the extremely funny incidental text from Pathologic 3

Frankly, who can blame it.

Shut the fuck up, Eamonn. Nob. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...

Remember.

Fuck yes, Blippo+ igf.com/article/baby...

this is hands down the worst truck i have ever seen

being the kind of person who tries to avoid a situation where I know anything at all whatsoever about GB News, taxi driver had it on the other day and the way it repeats a phrase over and over again is some sixties hypno spy thriller shit

I got bored of the space worms. Sorry. Going to find something else to do.

You don’t really need to find an expert to know whether a service is going to get more shit after its massive growth into IPO phase, Eurogamer.

last week

My new Playdate project, Melkhior's Tower, has a new home on Itch, where I'll post more frequent dev updates to avoid spamming the socials with too many updates. #melkhiorstower #playdate #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart bitglint.itch.io/melkhiors-to...

Remember.

A whole twelve or so people? Ooh.

You know what? I’m going to watch Tobor again. It’s been at least four days since the last time.

Actually, the real golden rule of pricing your game is they’re all wrong until it’s the right one and just never speak to anyone about pricing unless you’ve got enough painkillers to knock out a horse or twelve for a month because the headaches are really painful.

But I don’t have any testers.

I’ve got this fantastic bunch of new arcade games I keep going back to and every time I do, they’re still bloody great and I really, sincerely, cannot wait until my life calms down somewhat so I can chill and play them and enjoy them as much as they deserve instead of ducking in and out.

I’ve been thinking about Don’t Die, Mr Robot again. Sorry. It’s not my fault it’s dead good. store.steampowered.com/app/2160250/...

Can people choose a game I fucking hate with a passion to do their nasty RTX experiments with because Quake doesn’t deserve whatever that nonsense they keep doing to it is.

Beano #1045, July 28, 1962

pegris

No? No. I know.

Anyone else thinking about Tobor right now or is it just me again?

alright let's do this bimbo beta is now available on itch. check it out and tell me if this shit works at all iznaut.itch.io/bimbo

Sorry, I try not to uspol but I think someone needs to have a quiet word in this dude’s ear because I don’t think he’s quite caught up yet.

When is a thing that is unlike a train also not like a train? Well,

“This is where we diverge from the film industry, where you have a script, it's solid, and then you just go and shoot it” a week in and I’ve already got a videogames corker of a “mate, that’s not how it works” to keep me going.

A keyboard ,,, that is also a computer? Whatever will these boffins think of next.

So I bought Star Trucker on PS5 like a week+ ago while it was on sale because I have an inexplicable affection for truck sims and I figured "truck sim but in space" would be a good time. Did *not* expect it to be full of tedious minutiae like manually patching hull breaches but I am HERE FOR IT. 💪

Big Don’t Look Now vibes on this one.

ah, I see you're still active on x dot com! can you help me understand your interest in using the CSAM website? i dont want to jump to conclusions but

ah yes, the people who are in the business of content

not enjoying the past couple of days of “when asked, the prime minister pulled out a colourful feather duster and started dusting a shelf, all the time singing lalala I can’t hear you lalalala occasionally doing a little dance on the spot” news, tbh.

Hey, if you've got a demo going into Steam's Detective Fest on Monday, email me at [email protected] and I'll include a bunch in a post once it all goes live.

CONDUIT I Some personal SF work. I'd love to do more of the same. #scifi #sci-fi #space #art #artsky #spaceopera #painting #spaceship

Why though?

It's ten years since I wrote about Rage, a game that still holds up surprisingly well. citystate.co.uk/archives/rage/

Why though?

will I keep eating the pies from Mrs Lovett’s pie shop now that they’re potentially made with Sweeney Todd’s victims? Piemakers are under obligation to act appropriately and I always hope they would do.

Go on, off you fuck.

Still laughing at the state of that “most influential” games list. Silly question to begin with, hilariously America-centric responses and I couldn’t give a single fuck about most of the list, never mind be influenced by them. I’d be embarrassed to be so milquetoast, personally.

It was never going to last, was it.

Wasn’t expecting to tick this one off so soon.

Fucking hell, I was expecting to see Isabelle with a pair of humungous titties the way this discourse was sold to me. What a massive disappointment this place is. If this was hellbird, you bet they’d block out the sun.

Go on, off you fuck.