I am in the office with unlimited access to email

guy who thinks fan fiction refers to that korean myth about fan death

My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.

The Clair Obscur and Balatro soundtracks both being incredibly good fits with 'randomly' hired composers really shows how much good artists we have nowadays. Unironically an amazing fact of our times.

my dad was always saying this

Mark Zuckerberg put his whole pussy into making Facebook

whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao

In the microwaving metal community microwaving a fork, a spoon and a knife all at the same time is known as a royal flush

I want to be a lieutenant colonel of going on the computer!

Who are you guys voting for in the pope election?

Because I'm not on Twitter anymore I am devolving into a Redditor. It's my most used app for the first time in half a decade. I am returning to monkey. My fedora is being tipped.

Is Jira down for anybody else?

> Tech industry promises infinite energy. > I ask if it's perpetual motion or the sun. > They assure me it's normal infinite energy. > Look into tech. > It's the sun.

What's going on with all the alt-text scolds on this website? Especially when it's text in an image. Shouldn't every screen reader be able to read the text? Hell shouldn't a chatGPT assisted screen reader be able to describe images? Does that not exist?

I asked Deepseek "how do I make a perfect entrecote with just a pan?" and oh boy did it think about that thoroughly - it took 28 seconds and is much longer than the actual answer

So... this is now a mainly brazilian website, right? If you don't come to Brazil, Brazil will come to you.

I think we might actually need a global, democratic and federal government. All the great powers are evil and completely unchecked. All our problems are connected in a complex global web and there is no democratic oversight for anything beyond a single border.

Fridays for future should deliver solar panels and H2 backup systems to Gazan hospitals, thus: a) Providing power while respecting Israel's security concerns b) demonstrating the viability of renewables c) saving lives d) Showing clearly that it's about civilians and not supporting Hamas

Charitable readings of the German reaction to the Gaza-situation would say, that Germany supports Israel unconditionally to feel better about their own atrocities, but maybe Germans just love genocide too much to not support it. Man they fucking love bombing those civilians.

I really believe that the fact that there is no source of information we can actually trust is one of the biggest reasons for the state of the world, our post-truth society and the rise of fascism. But I also don't know how to solve it. News orgs are humans and humans have interests.

I often wonder if our government is actually bad at their job or if I simply politically disagree with them. It seems to me, like most politicians in my lifetime don't even have the ability to govern skillfully within their own ideology.

The entertainment value of twitter ads is inversely proportional to the attractiveness of the site for major advertisers. It's an ad for a moon base conspiracy. This rules.

Tomorrow there might be rain in Gaza which could hopefully somewhat alleviate the shortage of safe, drinkable water, although Israel has prevented the collection of rain water in the past.

The Panama Canal looks absurdly narrow compared to this Panamax Tanker on Google maps

It's insane how some Germans pervert the fact that Germany was responsible for the holocaust into some kind of moral authority to accuse support for Palestinian civilians of antisemitism. Either stand for all innocents or just shut up.

I don't think bluesky should try to become some kind of hyper echo chamber. People are trying to protect this place which I get but without any confrontation it's going to be boring. I just want old twitter back. Maybe we need better protection for marginalized groups but not a super-bubble.

Bluesky still doesn't really have the juice but holy shit does Twitter suck ass now. A parade of the most banal, bland and hateful garbage the human mind can come up with. Facebook without the charm of old people discovering the internet. 4chan without the creativity. LinkedIn for landlords.

This place is under thread I fear

That red line above my doctors signature looks pretty funky

Holy shit we are on the verge of discovering so many new colors to keep this kind of chart going

There are only americans on the platform, I'm going to become the Ian Miles Cheong of bluesky

How did you guys get your invite? I had to create a manifold market betting against somebody giving me a code and someone was kind enough to let me lose.

If I don't keep churning out mediocre skeets into the void, I'll have to be a lowly reply guy again and that is a fate worse than death.

taking out a loan to pay for more e-scooter rides

They should make a machine learning algorithm that recognizes real

Why would you scroll this far? You've seen it all. There are no more worlds to conquer.