Ugh

Series is gonna end revealing they were all in his head and he’s rocking in an insane asylum saying Cousin repeatedly

They spent at least $50 BILLION over 2 months to bomb people in Iran. I don't want to hear a single thing about what can and cannot be funded in this country. Ever. The End.

listen we gotta blur her whole ass car or she might come down here and try to run us over, too. as... as is her right, as an American. and a driver

Ugh. It’s an Alex Cohen broadcast. #Cubs

Remember this?? www.mlb.com/video/kid-um...

Have been in bed since the 21st. Wanted to attempt to get in my wheelchair today to feel some normalcy. Asked my CNA if we could do that and their response is yes. Been waiting all day for it to happen only to find out that I’m not allowed to be in my wheelchair

Honestly that's a brilliant idea

So there are secret shoppers, why aren’t there secret patients for healthcare

it's fun to get yelled at for doomposting and then also get yelled at for posting my favorite tv shows. why don't you just tell me how you want me to use bluesky in a way that pleases you and you only and then you can go fuck off

@alainnfocail.bsky.social another pitching Cade

Uno is a game where having all the cards means you lost the game

Paul Skenes is what you get if soggy white bread were a person.

@dickwolf.bsky.social hope you’re feeling all right today

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Only three players come up on baseball-reference.com when you type in “Jero”, all three of them have played for the #Cubs

Overheard at the skilled nursing facility - do you want your morphine? Wish they were talking to me 🤪🤪

Sure, groceries are unaffordable, but at least the gas needed to drive to the grocery store is also unaffordable.

Who's playing power forward for the Atlanta Hawks? Paper Boi?

This man is one of the most creative people I’ve ever met. He’s uber talented and beyond intelligent. Can’t wait to dive into this. I know it won’t disappoint. I hope you go and get yours too!

walton goggins hocking Walmart is so fucking depressing

@brandonjbanks.bsky.social just received his copy, you should pick up one too!

Even though multiple sclerosis hadn’t been discovered yet I’d probably be in some sort of asylum living it up

Out of the hospital now. At a skilled nursing facility. So far this place is pretty depressing.

If we’re doing for-profit healthcare, why is there a very little customer service involved in the experience?

Was able to go from waking up on my right side to laying on my back and getting the bed in the seated position. This is the first time I’ve been able to do that since I entered the hospital on April 21. Go Me!

Now there’s two guys screaming nonstop in the hospital. Dueling screamers.

Today is a reminder that except for a brief period running roughly from Brown v. Board to Roe v. Wade, throughout its history the Supreme Court has been a reactionary force protecting the wealth of the wealthy and the power of the powerful, almost always hostile to equality and justice.

Still in the hospital. Insurance approved my move to the skilled nursing facility, but there is some doctor here who I have not yet met at any point who seems to be making decisions about whether I stay here or not. Like you’ve never even visited me yet show your fucking face.

It’s funny how Rick Sutcliffe pronounces the Ls in Moises Ballesteros’s name #Cubs

Did I spend a ridiculous amount of time creating this clock in Inkscape (as well as an accompanying spreadsheet that calculates the angle of the hour hand) just so that I can make a graphic of the Wrigley Field scoreboard clock set to any time I want? Of course I did.

The husband of my nurse today works at my kids high school

@ihavethatonvinyl.com Pretty sure you’re a big fan of his

Multiple extended family members of mine have had arsenals for years

Still in the hospital. And this guy is still screaming.

I feel like the people who say the American healthcare system is the best in the world haven’t spent much time being in the American healthcare system

The first night I was in the hospital they gave me Norco for pain. I generally don’t respond well to pain medication. I usually get none of the relief but all of the hallucination.

Been in the hospital since Tuesday. Have a UTI that has caused my has caused my #MS symptoms to “explode”. Hoping to get everything figured out.

ah yes, personal freedom, that thing that is always present IN THE MILITARY

Getting in/out of bed has been a real challenge over the past couple months. I’ve been sleeping in my power chair for the most part. But last night was able to make it into bed and then out with a successful transfer into my chair this morning. So that was awesome.

@brandonjbanks.bsky.social my guy

This is amazing!

Not such a big accomplishment for most, but I was able to sit up without leaning back on something for a half hour plus today. #MS

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Some teams should be like the Yankees and not have city connect jerseys