This works on multiple levels

Replicated

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81 days til pitchers and catchers report.

Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE

Well, made it a whole week without ending up on the floor. Time to start another streak! #MSLife

Always rethinking how I can better transfer and move around to where I need to get to be. Been thinking about a new way to transfer out of bed and was successful with it this morning. 🤞 that I can replicate this. #MS

Had a dream last night in which I met Trump. He was saying all sorts of vile stuff to people, so it was very realistic. At some point, he loosened his tie and turned into the James Austin Johnson representation.

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Didn’t take as long to get out of bed this morning as opposed to yesterday, but that’s because I had help transferring. Some mornings I know it just takes time and I can do it myself. Other times I know within minutes of waking up that I will need help. Always thankful that the help is there. #MS

It’s good to get eight hours of sleep because when you wake up you feel just as shitty as you do when you get five

When I got diagnosed, there was a family member who told my wife it’ll be OK. This was based on them knowing one other person with #MS and assuming that everyone is affected the same way. I would be OK because the person they know was OK.

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI' Remember that. Remember her.

My day so far– Woke up about 5:15 AM. Got out of bed by myself, but it took about 45 minutes. Not much movement going on after that, still “waking up“. Started getting dressed/ready for the day at around 9 AM. It’s an hour and a half later and I’m still working on that. #MSLife

They’ll say “good guy with a gun” but it’s really Patrol Man power trip

He should stick to law enforcement 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Saw @ajkirsch.bsky.social on a Mancini’s commercial today!

The goal is to not end up on the ground.

this is probably trite to say but just in the last 10 years, MeToo, COVID, and the George Floyd protests have been crystal clear demonstrations that the speed, comprehensiveness, and disproportion of elite reaction is such a formidable barrier to changing any fucking thing at all

I’m not ever giving up #MS

Not an ideal week so far. Three straight days of calls for lift assists. livin’ that #MSLife.

Sometimes I don’t know what’s worse, the mental or physical battles associated with #MS

Super proud of my son for making his freshman basketball team. He put together a plan, stuck to it and achieved his goal. So very fucking awesome.

Picked up some longer legs for my shower chair. Hopefully with a higher seated position, I can get out of the shower by myself. 🤞 #MS

Recently got this for my left leg. It has caused no like major changes as of yet, and I don’t necessarily think it’s gonna do anything or shattering for my physical condition, but I have gotten more movement out of my left leg than I have in years. #MS

Maybe it’s a casting couch interview?

If SNAP was funding fetuses, it would be a different story

Went to San Francisco today to get a Philly cheesesteak sandwich and wore a Baltimore Orioles hat

Went into San Francisco today. It wasn’t a war zone. Made it back home safely. Even took public transit.

Post you from a different era 1988 maybe??

The money

RFK was scrambling to get his utensils and comically oversized bib

A medical emergency and RFK Jr., the HEALTH secretary, was like:

it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry

*nice*

Finding new ways to create trauma. JFC

politics: he is 34 years old, just a baby. what does he know of the world? sports: he is 34 years old, he should really think about hanging it up before he becomes an embarrassment

Look, I don't know how many times millennials can tell you to bring back the shops with the red cups and the lamps and the TMNT and Simpsons arcade games. It's like you don't even want Pizza Hut to succeed.

Quick poll for my followers—who would you vote for on the 2026 Contemporary Baseball Era Player Ballot? Feel free to share for a larger voting pool. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

I am no expert, but it seems like this is easily avoidable. Stop being cowards and covering your faces.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

As the years go by, I lose more mobility. Concerned about what the future will bring my physical ability #MS

Just the face you want to see endorsing your campaign on the eve of the election

A galette my daughter made

Still incredible that the only person that actually cared about Charlie Kirk was the Chicago Cubs third baseman

Pretty sure Joe Davis just said there hasn’t been back-to-back World Series champions since the Yankees at the beginning of the century. This is incorrect.

the cameraman reacted like it was traumatic to see smoltz, relatable