Nowwwwwwww kiss.

Boldy obviously saw the Abbey Murphy play

The mic’ed up Brady Cybertruck? Pass.

Mike Eruzione is such a treasure of hockey.

I will wake up early for rugby, women’s hockey, women’s soccer, and Korean baseball. I will not wake up early for the U.S. men’s to pretend to play hockey.

I’ll never stop thinking that singing “Fields of Anthenry” while the Royal Family is present is some hilariously diabolical shit. #IRFU

Finally watching “Sinners” and that was… a very unsettling Rocky Road to Dublin. Annie fucking rules though.

Huge congratulations toTeam USA Women’s Ice Hockey on bringing home Olympic gold! What an incredible win and what a moment for women’s sports!

What’s one gif you can hear when you see it? I’ll start.

Friendly reminder that even though Michigan has a hockey training program that includes women, there’s no D1 women’s hockey team in Michigan.

REMINDER: Megan Keller comes from Michigan, a hockey-crazy state that shamefully doesn't have a single Division I women's hockey program.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

If none of the men’s hockey team outs themself and secret boyfriend in the final game then what is even the point.

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

Sweden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Still looking for several teams and AL Central people.

The most unbelievable thing about “Heated Rivalry” is that these guys have all their teeth.

My favorite part of Winter Olympics commentary is when they’re doing outside sports and are surprised when it starts snowing

Erin Jackson the first Black Woman to win Olympic Gold Medal in Speed Skating

Nobody: NBC: “And now Brady Tkachuk”

US hockey tweet but can be applied to most things in life

My American hating ass whenever the USA Women are playing

He wrote a book about it too.

Billy Ball but make it hockey *chef’s kiss*

Team USA may have finally figured out playing together…three games in.

Wes McCauley when the fans start whistling over a non-call:

Elon Musk said the IRA “used to be hardcore”. Do with it what you will.

U.S. looking much better than in the first period, thank god. The same cannot be said for NBC’s camera angles.

Germany is faster, passes are cleaner, and they’re playing aggressively compared to what the U.S. was seeing with Denmark and Latvia. U.S. is getting a run.

It is endlessly funny to me that the PWHL doesn’t have the Martin Brodeur rule but the IIHF does.

*Team US goalie plays for the Winnipeg Jets* David: Please do not tell me the history of the Winnipeg Jets and how this is the second team.

We’re back again, with the U.S. men’s hockey team pretending they know how to play hockey for half the game.

That Canada-Slovakia gold-medal game is gonna be great.

I can’t believe that U.S. men’s hockey are ranked # 1 in the world. Are they at the Olympics or….

*taps the sign aggressively*

Ugh if the Tkachuks have no haters it’s because I’m dead 😒 I hated their dad too. I’m a generational hater.

This rules. I love how delighted they all look!

It never ceases to amaze me that Will and Kate are too lazy to show up for Six Nations matches. England is in Scotland ffs.

excuse me, this is a perfectly cromulent word

Me during the entire 2nd period #olympichockey

South Park asked the question WWBBD

Hmmm. Louder then.

The U.S. men are looking like they’ve never played hockey together before now.

The picture they used for this article is quite something.

The art of the soundtrack as mix tape (The Crow, Tank Girl, Cruel Intentions) has been replaced for tracks written for the movie or just orchestral scores and I hate it. I want B-sides from every popular band on soundtracks. I want someone curating it to put crazy combinations together. I miss it.

Unpopular opinion: I liked men’s Olympic hockey better when they weren’t letting NHL players in.

Oh so this is how that “Peacemaker” alternate universe started. Got it.

U.S. women’s beat Canada 5-0. First time Canada has been shut-out at the Olympics I don’t want to hear anything about the men’s team after the women have been absolutely KILLING IT.

….what?!?