Ilhan Omar: "It's completely disgusting. These are Americans that he is calling garbage ... it's also really important for us to remember that this kind of hateful rhetoric and this level of dehumanizing can lead to dangerous actions by people who listen to the president."

Lynchings, he wants to see people lynched.

Owning an MLB team is very lucrative and don't let any of the billionaires who own them tell you otherwise!! mollyknight.substack.com/p/the-mlb-fr...

Doing a rewatch and I’m still mad they killed off iamseanastin.bsky.social on “Stranger Things”. Bob was such a precious soul 🥺

The perfect weather for both colleges.

Deaths I will never forgive in “Stranger Things”: - Sean Astin - Joseph Quinn - That adorable Russian scientist guy who only wanted to have an Icee and go to a carnival.

Football is stupid because there are too many stoppages.

Jamaican bobsleigh team captures historic gold medal at Whistler competition Victory comes just weeks after country was devastated by Hurricane Melissa /1 thread www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

Cowards

Winning the Super Bowl with a field goal is like winning the World Series on a bunt. Or HBP.

So if I have this right, Megyn Kelly thinks 15 year olds are definitely too young to get gender-affirming medical care, but they're old enough to be raped by middle-aged rich men.

Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...

That first row better have some game

I don’t think Bill is going to have to worry about NFL teams knocking on his door anytime soon.

BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

What in tarnation

We’re all in agreement that the BBWAA are basically nonsense right?

Sure that’ll fix it www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Congrats, Dick. You got played.

Who could have seen this coming? And now a word from our sponsor, FanDuel

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Way too many people are surprised that the sharks on Shark Tank are awful humans.

Hey, Kev. Journalism major here, no MBA, just awful with money, but I do have some insight for you: It’s the profit margin. He’s coming for your profit margin, and we all are. And if that scares you or you can’t even imagine it or whatever: good. Be scared. And start expanding your imagination.

I feel like I’m about to find out why everyone hates Iowa fans #GoDucks

If you find yourself in a room with those guys the only acceptable response is to throw garbage at rotten food at them.

Reed Richards came back from space with the lamest power. Ooh look at me. I’m stretchy. Beware my yoga poses.

If a Cuomo has no haters I am dead.

Folks, bust out those Hamilton soundtrack albums and avocado toasts… we’re officially libposting

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Quick everyone make the good tweets about dick cheney before all the Americans wake up

Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter. He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

If you have Dodgers fatigue you may be entitled to compensation.

Now mind you we’re being told that anyone who needs healthcare and food can just find a job if they *really* wanted to

And then steal it

Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal

New extra inning rules suggestions: A position player or bullpen catcher pitching. Hit “reset” on pitching and it starts over from the top. All celebs in the stands have to pitch a half inning in the order of importance of said celeb.

Grover Cleveland Alexander was a DEEP cut.

This World Series is going to end in 27 innings isn’t it

If you bring in someone else to pitch for Ohtani it is reasonable to expect them to hit for Ohtani. Watch this space for more questionable sports takes.

The seldom-seen-but-always-hilarious batter-hits-pitcher retaliation

Wrob…*mumbles* has angered all of Canada.

CHARGE THE MOUND

“Stuff keeps happening while we’re talking to these managers”. Could be because there’s a game going on. Just a thought.

*taps the sign* wtf is the point of time limits?