I have some sort of “come to Jesus” type meeting at my second gig that was supposed to be at noon ET and it got pushed to 4pm ET. This is my side hustle so the amount of fucks I give is below zero so let’s just get this shit over with already. I have legos to build and gay hockey shows to watch. 🙄😒

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my favorite data centers are libraries

I do not want to see little rat-faced dirtbag Chalamet in the NBA finals

I also did hash once (also in SF) and got scared that I would never stop laughing. Like I kept trying to make myself stop and I couldn’t. My whole body hurt. I was legit scared I would die laughing. Would not do again 😳

Went to brunch at a friends house. She lived in the Marina SF. Had a homemade edible. I don’t remember anything we did until I found myself back in my bed in the Inner Sunset at 8pm and I was still high. Apparently we walked to Chinatown, went to a restaurant and ordered a shit ton of food.

I still have a lot of work to do before the long weekend starts, but how can I get anything done when he fell asleep like this next to me

I need to be here. How do I find this place and how do I get in

I read this yesterday and it struck a chord. "The US isn't the way it is because he's the President... he's the President because the US is the way it is." 🤔 I think I finally understand. It's not just him... it's almost half of you. Pity.

Everything is so unbelievably stupid, evil and gross

This whole thread 😫

Reggie Miller talking directly to older millenials in his commentary 🥹

This realization comes from a video of kids watching their teachers dressed like we did in HS and going crazy to Master P. The children faces said “cringe” and the teaches faces said happiness. I’m grateful to have lived a life that kids today consider cringe 😂 Oh and I’m also watching the game

It’s such a blessing to be old, to get older. Imagine I get to watch the greatness of this San Antonio/OKC series tonight AND I watched Jordan live, in real time, in his prime with my two eyes. I’ve LIVED life, so many lives and I got to enjoy so much of it before everything went to shit. 🙏

Yesterday, I was thinking about what is like being born in a country that is bloodthirsty for your dehumanization & death. It was foolish of me to think the dehumanization would end at our deaths.

One day y’all gonna find out what a little bitch that dude really is. The higher they’re revered, the higher they’ll fall. The streets eventually catch up to a mouth that can’t stop running.

When people retire from corporate America I wonder if they’re still haunted by the word “re-org” I mean, I don’t know if they’d hear it after they retire (I sincerely hope not) but I could imagine hearing it again would be traumatic

This game is making me like Reggie Miller on commentary. Ion like it 😒

They’re called free thinkers because their thoughts ain’t worth a damn thing.

That OKC crowd so white, rooting for them feels MAGA coded

So where can I watch last nights Wemby game?

PAUL THEY STUDIED HIS BRAIN, YOU CAN FIND THE INFORMATION ALSO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE

The Bobs Burgers season finale with the fish was amazing. Sad we don’t get new eps until early next year 😭

Wait, do people think Vin Diesel has a deep voice? I wouldn’t describe it as deep

Racist white people be making a *killing* on GoFundMe. If a white person was poor, homeless and struggling looking for help on GoFundMe they couldnt a get dime. Call a few black folks n*ggers and shoot a few they can get tens of thousands of dollars.

Making Lego flowers makes me feel like an idiot for ever buying real flowers

Done but distracted this looks like a poop dollop

Meanwhile I took a gummy a few hours ago that’s a hydrid meant to “inspire” and I think it’s working AND I can still build Legos Also, this set has little green wieners!! 🌭🌭🌭

I once tried to build some IKEA furniture high. Probably should’ve taken me 2hrs max, ended up taking me 8 hours 😂😭😭😭😭😭

Maybe alcohol instead?

It’s really annoying I have trouble building legos when I’m high bc I’d like to do both at the same time. Maybe I just need to find the right strain

Hey, remember that one time 8yrs ago:

Trump isn't 'planning' to cheat in the midterm elections; he's already busy at it.

I don’t watch any wrestling anymore, but I’m always going to like and repost anything praising Ace Austin. One of the few really good eggs, he truly deserves all the success in the world

I want to know where the makers of this doc were on J6?

JFC, bring back To Catch a Predator and send Chris Hansen to the White House

I’m watching the doc Predators on Paramount Plus and they’re talking about the show To Catch a Predator…why are they trying to humanize the pedos and make you feel bad that their lives are ruined? They aren’t human and they deserve to have their lives ruined. Who made this doc? Epstein?

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

At this point I’m saving Heated Rivalry for when things get really dystopian and dark and I need to unplug for an undetermined amount of time

Tolan advertising on social media feels especially evil. This AI shit got me working myself into a shoot …. Where I go completely insane

TIL if I want to post something where a bunch of blue checkmarks, specifically professional wrestlers actually see it, it’s IG Reels 😳

Currently talking about “world models” and “theory of mind” in relation to AI in this work Agentic AI team meeting.

Why are genitals out before teeth are brushed?!

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

Do the kids know what colloquialisms are? Bc I used that word today and they did not. 😕

I’m mostly seeing this on Threads, which is usually a fun, happy place

Mothers of human children are mad at women with pets who plan on celebrating Mothers Day. It’s weird to me. I don’t get the vitriol.

Yup, “made it”

Gas prices making me rethink going up to see my parents. It was $6+/gallon when I filled up a few days ago. I’ll probably have to fill up twice for this trip.