baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

have they tried the guy with the butt yet

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

The year is 2043. The Blue Jays still await who they will face in the 25 ALCS.

they just said on the radio parker meadows was 2/16 and I wasn't sure if they meant the series or just this game

15th inning will be Jamie Moyer vs. Justin Verlander.

Josh Naylor looks like Patrick Mahomes on acid

Ugh. That throw was off

I might try that Native deodorant if it's parable-free

Mt Rushmore of Cals @marchochman.bsky.social : Ripken Raleigh Berkeley Hockley

i went to grad school at seattle university the same time that skubal played there and honestly i didn't know he or the baseball team existed at all.

GEORGE KEEPS CUTTING THEM UP

this man said "potential mvp" nah he's the american league most valuable player

Polanco should have used the Carlton Fisk body English

THATS RIGHT MY MVP CATCHER IS AMAZING ON DEFENSE TOO

Cal Raleigh framed that 3rd strike. Aaron Judge can't do that.

I agree.

My sister and I watching the end of the Phillies game.

Nothing that happens on the field at Dodger Stadium tonight will be better than Stevie Nicks twirling the baton behind 2nd Base in the Tusk video.

(in 31.2 fewer innings than Justin Verlander)

hung out with @petewestpark.bsky.social again to watch the M’s (bad) and then paint the town (good). we found an outdoor bar full of stereotypical Florida retirees who danced to music too new for them to know but they were into it. we sang happy bday to a dude named Nick. we had fun

I live four miles away from Dodger Stadium and I may need to go see if this ball is in my yard.

Thinking about the time when the Dodgers said the Yankees played sloppy defense and the Yankees got very mad and I guess decided to keep playing sloppy defense out of spite.

no new baseball stadium to check off the list on this work trip to the Tampa area (not this time, anyway!) but meeting internet baseball friends and hanging out for a bit is also really fun! @petewestpark.bsky.social

Love hearing Simple Minds' *Someone, Somewhere, In The Summertime* in a TV commercial.

Visiting family in beautiful Hollywood FL

When karaoke screws up the lyrics

Jose Ramirez derailed that Cleveland rally.

Great hustle, Parker Meadows!!

The announcer keeps saying that Dingler grew up *an Indians and Guardians fan*. Just fucking say Cleveland, my man.

Playoff baseball reveals the little things that can lose games: Judge's slow defense and lazy lob from right field. McKinstry's terrible slide where his right hand should have hit the bag sooner rather than later.

Great hustle by Sogard, but that was terrible defense by the New York right fielder.

I'm trying to access the HUD site for work and this popped up on the screen. I'll never understand how this piece of shit got elected to the highest office in the land.

Tua thanked god for keeping everyone safe *for the most part* 😅😅🤣

I love how the Marlins broadcast is showing Mets fans in the stands.

I hope that the FSU receiver didn't get trampled by those asshole Virginia fans.

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

Turns out it was a bad idea to fund little armies that hate you in every locality

Ryan Fitzpatrick is trying too hard to act like Taylor Swift's future brother-in-law.

They’re not going to vote for you, headass

it's so weird watching a discourse unravel about the phillies foul ball lady's projected political affiliation. whole country full of people so culture war-brained that they can't just be like "lol look it's an asshole." we can't just be like "wow that's embarrassing."

That wasn't targeting. Good call.

I like how the graphic says, 2023: FSU goes undefeated, *misses* college football playoff, as if they weren't fucked over by the assholes on the committee.

Not satisfied. Let's get a turnover and another TD. #FSU

Fuck Alabama. Those losers didn't deserve to be in the 2023 playoff.

Oh God but what if Grimace died instead?

This Texas-Ohio State game is boring as fuck. 😴🏈