So they’d have to get 5.5 tomorrow? Can they basically break even in singles and go 6-6? sure. I do think straight match play eliminates the Euro “team” advantage. In 2023 Singles were 5-5-2; but the Euros didn’t technically clinch until fairly late.

SUNDAY SINGLES MATCHES Sunday singles matches: Young vs. Rose Thomas vs. Fleetwood DeChambeau vs. Fitzpatrick Scheffler vs. McIlroy Cantlay vs. Aberg Schauffele vs. Rahm Spaun vs. Straka Henley vs. Lowry Griffin vs. Hojgaard Morikawa vs. Hatton Burns vs. MacIntyre English vs. Hovland

I need a Rory-Bryson singles matchup tomorrow like I need air to breathe

SATURDAY AFTERNOON FOURBALL JT/Young vs. Rory/Lowry Scheffler/Bryson vs. Fleetwood/Rose Spaun/Xander vs. Rahm/Straka Burns/Cantlay vs. Hovland/Fitzpatrick

This is just sensational golf being played right now.

I could absolutely be wrong but I cannot emphasize the extent to which Keegan is blowing this. I’ve liked Europe for months but my one fear was Keegan restoring order and sanity to the US side and that has just NOT happened. Another native Vermonter, in his element, and just throwing it away.

SATURDAY AM FOURSOMES MATCHUPS Bryson/Young vs. Aberg/Fitzpatrick Morikawa/English vs. McIlroy/Fleetwood Schauffele/Cantlay vs. Rahm/Hatton Scheffler/Henley vs. Hovland/MacIntyre

FRIDAY PM FOURBALL MATCHUPS Scheffler/Spaun vs. Rahm/Straka Bryson/Griffin vs. Rory/Fleetwood Cam Young/JT vs. Aberg/Hojgaard Cantlay/Burns vs. McIlroy/Lowry

I can't wait for my big, strong, handsome president to show up at Bethpage Black and really help turn things around for Team USA.

okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well

Holy shit the poor timing on this…

I am 100 percent convinced Harrison is an elite WR held back by the fact that his QB has no idea how to throw to him.

Fun Fact: Tiger Woods’ record in Ryder Cups is 13-21-3.

RYDER CUP FRIDAY AM FOURSOMES Rahm/Hatton vs. Bryson/Thomas Aberg/Fitzpatrick vs. Scheffler/Henley McIlroy/Fleetwood vs. Morikawa/English MacIntyre/Hovland vs. Schauffele/Cantlay

This is great advice. I also have this sneaky feeling that Ben Griffin is going to be an unsung hero for the Americans. I've bet his total points over 1.5 and he might captain my single entry DFS lineup.

I used to hate Pearl Jam because I heard them constantly; now I dont hear them at all and I think a couple of their songs are pretty good.

This is going to be one of the most watched episodes of late night TV in decades and these station’s advertisers missed out on it, and they won’t forget it.

Stayed up late to watch @jimmykimmel.com. Democracy is exhausting.

I saw a guy get raptured. When Jesus pulled the dude up into the sky, he said, “I’m just taking this guy. I only need one guy.”

I just got 5 spam calls in 5 minutes and I swear to god I don’t understand how this isn’t illegal.

Nobody tell my wife how much money I’m betting on the Europeans.

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Absurd pricing for drinks at the Ryder Cup this week -- not even counting the four-figure cost to get there in the first place.

Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

We sure do, big guy! Hardest I’ve ever agreed with him.

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My Eagles blocked two huge field goals to win in dramatic fashion, but the Packers got a field goal blocked to knock me out of the survivor pool. What a range of emotions!

Also legitimately curious: how long does the FBI need to investigate this? If you accept $50k from some undercover FBI agents, can’t they like just arrest you on the spot?

Popeye’s ghost pepper wings are like a 4/10 in spice level. It’s got a kick but it’s not going to ruin your night. Even the heavily spiced wing at the bottom MAYBE touched a 6. And I don’t consider myself some hotshot who can crush spicy food. (Cholula is like a 3.)

Oh god don't make me talk to my doctor, I've been actively avoiding that guy for years after he told me I should "stop drinking so much."

This is surprisingly kind of funny and "I'm gonna go suck Donald Trump's dick" is getting me in a 2014 ass Twitter post kind of way for some reason.

Jake, the president told reporters we've collected $17 trillion in tariffs and said he broke up a war between "Aberzahn" and "Albania" so my question is when does your next book about Biden's mental acuity come out?

I'm gonna go to this, and you should too.

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I’m losing faith in our ability to ever get past this.

I devote more than 6 hours a day to thinking about my golf swing and buddy, it hasn't helped my game one bit.

“A Loud Cry of Success” is the next great American novel.

Kapalua is a great course, this is quite a loss for agronomy-heads. I wonder where they end up going.

This would be a really fun idea if not for the fact that NETFLIX JUST DID THIS.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

That Notre Dame team is the best 0-2 team I’ve ever seen. Loads of talent, brutal execution in critical spots. They’ve got incredible talent. And now their season is probably over.

Jeremiyah Love is one of the guys who makes the game look easy. He could be very good in the NFL.

On an unrelated note, my dog is 11 and she is at the age where she is openly refusing to do some tricks. Sit? Sure. Paw? You got it. Up? Spin? Fuck off, find yourself a new pawn, that treat is barely worth it.

My 8-year-old daughter came home today and asked why her school’s flag was at half-staff — she thought this only happens for presidents — and I didn’t do a great job in hiding my disdain.

L. O. L. Honestly Mayor Wu could have used a real challenge, some of her policies have been unpopular. But the entirety of Boston saw this nepo baby carpet bagger and went “nah, all good, thanks”

I saw one of those Matthew McConaughey ads for AI where he accidentally ends up in an OB/GYN ward and I couldn’t help but wonder this exact same thing. What a ridiculous concept.

My ethos in life is for no one to ever recite my many flaws upon my death. The only way for that to happen is to live your life with some semblance of honor and dignity.