QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only)

My minds finally coming around to working on my many WIPs. I still can't focus on any one for that long, but I'm able to get between a 4k-10k words a day in between a couple different stories. Progress!

Barnes & Ignoble.

Reminding myself that nothing I ever write will be as cringe as someone using A/I to write it for them has done wonders for me

Well I guess its time to use up my credits and cancel my subscription.

This will not affect my current input of 0 posts and 0 replies a day over there www.engadget.com/2175771/x-fr...

Share someone who looks stylish wearing SUNGLASSES.

My brain has been on the fritz lately. Can't focus on anything for too long. I'm still writing, but I'm lucky if I can get a scene written before my brain goes 'ooh squirrel' and decides to work on a different story for a bit.

Don't want negative attention for selling slop? Don't sell slop.

A reminder that all my stuff is free. It's on the blog: ddwardiswriting.blogspot.com. It's on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/ddwardiswrit.... And it's on my webpage: ddwardiswriting.com. No pay wall. No sign up required. Like my stuff? Read my stuff.

New to BlueSky, huh?

thank you

Years and years ago a family member asked why I don't like eating mushrooms and because I have the spirit of a twisted little imp I wanted to answer real stupid so I said "I don't NOT like them, I just respect them too much to eat them" and they thought I was being serious. I think about this often

Woke up to that 300th follower! Today is off to a good start!

I'm one away from 300 followers on literotica. If you like #tabooerotica, check out my stories. Some of them may sound a little dark, but I try to include themes of coming together and rebuilding or redefining relationships, ending on a positive note. www.literotica.com/authors/dark...

An erotic awakening told in five acts! "Mapping the Boundaries of Love" - containing "A Dip in the Lake," "Off the Leash," "Madeline's Awakening," "Casey's Story," and "The Contours of Desire" - is just 99 cents this week! mybook.to/tw-mapping...

My #tabooerotica story The Family That Pranks Together, which I wrote for the #literotica april fools contest went live last night and is on track to be one of my most popular stories. In just 24 hours it's already 4.61⭐with 223 ratings. www.literotica.com/s/the-family...

@metzgercartoons.bsky.social 😆😆😆

My #tabooerotica story The Family That Pranks Together, which I wrote for the #literotica april fools contest went live last night and is on track to be one of my most popular stories. In just 24 hours it's already 4.61⭐with 223 ratings. www.literotica.com/s/the-family...

Gambit says no TERFs at Pride!

How I arrived on Bluesky.

My April Fools contest entry for literotica "The Family That Pranks Together" has been approved and will be live in about 22 hours. Its a #tabooerotica story where a family takes April Fools pranks extremely seriously. This year, Aunt Tara gets David to help her get prank revenge on her sister.

I know social media marketing is lame, but I'm not asking you to buy anything. I write Fantasy, Romantasy, Science Fantasy, and Dark Fantasy. And it's all free with no sign up required on my Patreon. ddwardiswriting.com

W-what was that about dryads

So since January 3rd, I've posted 7 stories to Literotica. I just noticed I could download a spreadsheet of my stories. Across all seven stories, I average a 4.55 star rating, with 2978 votes, 76 comments, ~260k views, and 433 times my stories have been favorited. Found that interesting.

This is not the way to attract readers to audio books. The harder they go AI on this particular topic the more physical books I'll buy.

Finished the first draft of my entry for Literoticas April Fools Day story contest. I'll wait a few days to give it a second pass. Now to figure out what to write next. The brain isnt feeling any of the stories I currently have in progress, it wants to start something new because of course it does.

“Oi,” one of them says, gesturing to me with a jerk of his head, “look what I found.” This time in '24, I continued my sporadic #TubePorn series with a cheeky #GangBang on the central line (Note the content warnings - v #NSFW)

Advertise your account with a gif...

Counterpoint: Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM. That’s fucking insane.

Finally came up with an idea for a story to submit to Literoticas April Fool's Day Contest. I always have a hard time thinking of something for themed contests that fit the particular taboo my stories cater to. I can't wait to finish the story and get it submitted when entries open!

Its kind of weird that they thought millennials would fully embrace AI when every cartoon had at least one episode of some sort of robot/ai getting sentience and trying to take over the world.

A lesson in 'promo' pages: 1. See a new 'Indie' promo page on Bsky being asked about. 2. Am told I am pre-emptively blocked. As are two others who have previously called out scammers. [See Writer's Beware article.] (Curious.) 3. Go to the link in the new account's page. 4. Link leads to Goodreads.

Cc @tess.bzky.team

Oh nice, at some point today, I hit 200 followers on literotica!

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Nope. They can freeze their sperm if they're worried. It's not society's problem, it's a personal problem if they want kids but aren't the sort of mates women want.

A modern lesbian trapped in the body of a victorian pinup model must choose between two gorgeous magnetic women. It won't happen to us. But we can read about it. SEXY! SAPPHIC! SEDUCTIVE! SALACIOUS! AND FREE!!! www.patreon.com/ddwardiswrit...

ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces. Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.

I write sapphic romantasy where an all female polycule help a woman poison her abusive cishet husband on their honeymoon to stop a nation of white supremacists from invading a diverse queernormative kingdom. And it's free! www.patreon.com/ddwardiswrit...

Just got the 600th rating on The Frat Boy's Fuck Toy, giving it 4.74⭐

New month, new spicy book freebies! 📚🌶️ Stuff your Kindle & love yourself. Or is it the other way around? ☺️ storyoriginapp.com/to/dGPzSCO

In September I'll be sponsoring the Borrowed Plumes fan fic challenge on @literotica.com. Today I started writing what will hopefully become my own story for the event: "White Lady of the Sith". forum.literotica.com/threads/borr...

Mom's Birthday Wish is now live on #literotica Read it here: www.literotica.com/s/mom-s-birt... #erotica #smutsky #tabooerotica #eroticaauthor

Why, yes. Yes, I do. Very, VERY much... And @stephanidelrey.com is extremely skilled at writing them. Check this one out and then keeping checking out the work of this talented #erotica writer! 🥰

Here's eleven short stories that asks: Once lost, can love be found again? #smutsky #spicybooks🌶️📚 #eroticwriterslift #booksky💙📚 #romancelandia⏰📚 #booktok ✍️🔥 ✒️🔞 Tales From the Saddletramp Universe, Vol. 1: Love, Lost and Found www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKJWXG5F Vol. 2: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVDNGHNV

#W1PP #sveros Don’t mess this up. I’m trusting you, tied up like this, my ass in the air. You promised you’d make this worthwhile and you damn well better. You said I’d cum harder than I have in weeks, and I’m trusting you to make that happen. Bruise me. Redden me. Make me cum.

By the time Aracely recognizes her son among the blindfolded frat house pledges chosen for tonight's surprise #gangbang, he's inside her. Can she handle her son taking her like a lover? www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #erotica #momson #momcest #incest #sluttedout #gangbanged #blackmailkink

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