My Jeopardy episode airs today!!!

Rent is an unfinished musical written by an egg in which the character who is the emotional core of the play starts it off by describing how she murdered a dog.

Getting stronger everyday

If you lick boots, eventually you're gonna get kicked in the teeth.

Am I becoming one of those lesbians that dresses like Steven Tyler?

Accurate

A: "This nerdy trans woman is going to appear on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social on November 20th 2025" Q: "Who is Me?!!!!" Check your local station at www.jeopardy.com/watch and root me on!

If Democrats were more afraid of fascism than socialism, I'd have more faith that we are going to turn the corner. I'm deathly afraid that so many people I love won't survive our decline, but I am hopeful than the collapse of the American empire will lead to a better world.

If you are a person who considers nationalism okay, and are not living in an imperial or colonial holding in the 1800s (AKA if you are alive today) you have bought a lot of xenophobic nonsense and are probably aligning yourself with the wrong side of history.

i’ve been seeing people saying kirk was “just a podcaster” this minimizes the harm he did he was one of the two leading figures (along with rufo) in the ongoing and successful campaign to destroy american education, and in particular a campaign against queer faculty and students

There is no civility in the concept that me and my wife shouldn’t exist. No matter how many nice words or what smile you put on it. It is an inherently uncivil concept. You absolute doorknob. Assuming this isn’t a performative foolishness.

It's extremely interesting that Charlie Kirk had a daily podcast, countless public appearances, and is generally one of the most recorded men on the planet and we are always being told, never shown, that he was an open minded civil debator

Do I own too many baseball caps? (especially Mariners caps?) Nahhhhh

A true public servant

A Butch bitch goes to the ballpark

There are two fictional straight couples that I will always ship: Lois and Clark, & Rogue and Gambit. Probably because both are situations where the guy is such a golden retriever boyfriend that he's basically a puppy girl.

To paraphrase that famous poem about the fascist takeover of Germany: First they came for the Undocumented And you did not speak out Because you were not Undocumented Then they came for the Immigrants And you did not speak out Because you were not an Immigrant Then they came for the trans people

If you have to dispose of a dead Groot, you have a Tree Body Problem.

I often forget because it's mainly focusing on the xenomorph as the danger, that just like any good cyberpunk piece (which I would argue alien is as a franchise) the real villain is capitalism

50% deload after taking most of the summer off, but I'm back at the gym

Anyone out there want to read the latest draft of a t4t Baseball erotica I've been working on? (there are AI images which I'm a little ashamed of, but I wanted to visualize the scenes

Hi cuties, just here to remind you to drink some water, take your meds and be kind to yourself today!

I'm so fucking madly in love with the women in my life, how does a bitch get this lucky?

There's something really satisfying about butchmaxing one night and being super femme the next day

Cute outfit for work today! (Bonus lesbian lighting in the hall!)

I'm not suited for office life but I gotta pay the bills!

If you are attracted to the guy from Encino man that wasn't Brendan Fraser and that one guy from Jersey Shore, you're Paulyamorous

In response to a sticker that said: " New testament in the streets, Old testament in the sheets"

I love my new Mariners All-Star cap! It was a gift from my partners at the game last weekend and it's my first fitted hat in years

The existence of ZZ Top implies the existence of ZZ Bottom.

It's my birthday! If you wanna buy me a birthday drink send a few bucks my way!

New/Fresh Haircut!

Good morning! Say it back?

Remember to drink some water today cuties!

Good morning cuties

Aren't ya adorable down there?

Belated OOTD

The straight monogamous folks are not okay 😂🤣

Blaming Coldplay for cheating on your wife is incredible

James Gunn realized the key to Superman, summed up by this line from Superman/Batman(2003) #3 "It is a remarkable dichotomy, In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all Then... he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god.

Hear me out, in the spirit of the classic " Superman Smashes the Klan": Superman Crushes ICE

Never forget that Lois and Clark are kinky.

Spoiler-free Superman review: James Gunn gets Clark Kent/Superman. Was it a perfect movie? No, but got a Superman who is super because of his humanity and his ability to see the good in everyone. We got a great combination of high stakes and silliness, of heart and humor.

A rare femme Kara has been sighted!

Today in Kara thinks like a stoned person even though she's sober: "Hazard pay should be called Jeopardiem"

More office butching today

A butch bitch at work

There are a few things that are better than a couple hours naked in the Sun

Me too USC recruit, me too

People who don't go to Mariners games do not understand how important Humpy is to all of us. He's never going to win but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to root for him