28 Days Later universe

Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

Imagine a cowboy, now imagine a cowboy dressed by an alien, now imagine a cowboy dressed by a drunk alien, now imagine an AI cowboy dressed by a drunk alien, now draw this with crayon and make it fascist

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

I'm not sure there is a more cooked brain on the planet than Joe Rogan's

Hey, dumbass: Everett, Washington is the exclusive home of the Boeing 747. Every single 747 ever made, including the 747-8 model gifted by Qatar, was assembled here. So yes, the US can, and DID, build a plane like this - including this one. Nice to see the "president" shit on American Manufacturing

Europa Report

Huh. Didn’t have this on my bingo card. Good for they/them.

Sorry I was absent from my job as the Baby Healthcare Slasher. I had depression for reasons that I’m sure are entirely unrelated to that. Anyways back to my job giving everyone infectious diseases and driving teenagers to suicide.

Angus: Kristi Noem's horrific human rights abuses as head of Homeland Security raises serious questions about why NovaRed Mining brought her on as the face of their BC exploration venture. Kristi Noem represents a clear threat to Canada's security and our economic independence.

As billionaires buy out legacy media outlets to turn them into state made propaganda outlets—we’re building independent media. Today I’m proud to share that my human rights focused media platform surpasses 50 million reads. We have no paywall & never will—Join us www.qasimrashid.com/p/breaking-l...

KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.

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Just 10 people have already poured $617 MILLION into this year’s midterm elections. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. This is not sustainable. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.

The Democratic establishment crash-out is a wonderous thing to see. A bunch of people, their organization named after democracy, unable to handle the results of just a few popular elections, appealing to the unspoken rules of a club they thought belonged exclusively to them. Let's do it everywhere.

You notice that the criminal-in-charge who sues everyone for everything is drop dead quiet about this. Says a lot.

Lander on comparisons between his flank of the Democratic Party and the Tea Party: "We're joyful about what it looks like to deliver. That is very different energy than what the Tea Party brought. We want to build something, not just break something."

Ossoff: While the people pay more than ever for groceries and housing and health care, he builds a monument to himself. While a cancer patient loses health coverage, he adorns his office in gold. Where in Scripture are we commanded to deny care to the sick…

The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas

This is what AI said about painting a granite pool. If only someone had done a google search before spending $14 million

Oof.

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Peter… Michael… What do you know about Persian cuisine in downtown Toronto? Very little, Michael, I’m pretty sure it’s a coincidence.

oh no this is really funny

ICYMI — Trump admits he was manipulating the stock market with fake news about Iran

The delay over release of the Epstein files appears in some measure due to the prevalence of sex abuse. It's appeared in both parties, but the Dems have been far more aggressive in demanding resignations of people at fault in their party. This is a pretty disgusting case. #ProudBlue

One thing I learned when I was just out of college and watching 6-8 hours of Fox News a day for my research job at Media Matters: Ingesting hours of propaganda on a daily basis changes you, no matter how smart you think you are. If you don't notice the changes, that just makes you an easier mark.

The President of the United States this morning called a United States Senator “jerk off.” And the media yawns, and most of his supporters defend it. Or say “what about the Dems?” The problem ain’t Trump. The problem is us. Today’s show.👇 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.

November 6th... 2024. How did I do?

We have a deal. It’s very strong. But you don’t know it. I met it at summer camp. It goes to a different school.

huh almost like y'all started breaking all your own laws, violating your own constitution and putting know-nothing imbeciles into critical roles, while you violated international law on half a dozen fronts. or something. yeah, we're good over here, thanks. clean up your own mess.

DOGE cut a $330 million program to monitor the screwworm. We now have 10 cases in the U.S., and it will cost Americans $1 billion with a “B” dollars to try to fix their fuck-up. Fuck whoever voted for this godawful, stupid, wasteful, and corrupt regime. #ProudBlue #Screwworm #MAGAt #DOGE

Best villain in cinema

100% I’m not a puritan, but I know the difference between food and mouth entertainment (great way to put it btw)

Whether it's China developing an electric car that can charge in 5 minutes or Donald Trump keeping Washington's reflecting pool algae-free for nearly 48 hours, both countries have pushed the limits of their technological capabilities.

Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a meth-mouth in a tube-top ineffectually flailing at the back fat of a bald guy, forever.

There is an opposition to the wars in Israel, as well as people who believe the wars are just but that Bibi is failing at it. Criticism of Israel, and Israelis is not inherently antisemitic and I will die on that hill.

i can tell you right now if the parties were reversed, republicans would be using the word “surrender” instead of “deal”

I’m not advocating anything, I’m just pointing out that if ICE continues to use excessive violence to accomplish legally questionable kidnappings they’ll eventually go too far. They’ve already killed innocent civilians, and, because of the 2nd Amendment, at some point agents will be fired on.

Polls show that only 15% of Americans approve of yesterday’s UFC spectacle on the White House grounds. But in this Palo Alto brothel/ketamine bar, that percentage feels much higher

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Actors are familiar with “phoning it in” to describe delivering a piss-poor performance. I would like to propose we refer to the over-the-top clumsy displays of overt toxic masculinity common in some circles these days as “alpha-mailing it in”.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

The “information age” everyone.

I keep saying “there are vast libraries of clip art available for free, why are you using AI slop?”