Sick of my job encroaching on my yaoi time

"characters with zero sexual experience invent bdsm from first principles" is truly one of the best genres of fic

imagine all the things i could do if i did them

Lesbian knights ⚔️

Found some #ChuWanning from a while back.🤍 #erha #2ha

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

imagine if in hp book 4, snape's personality was suddenly swapped with an obsessive, extremely Online harry potter fan who started being nice to harry bc they recognized he was the protagonist and then when harry grew up they got married. awful isn't it. that's bingqiu

A large vintage-looking print of a glamorous naked woman that we found mysteriously on the street and decided to bring home

Remember, a first draft's only job is to exist

failing is hot girl behaviour 🫵🏻💥

the two phases of writing: (1) writing and (2) wandering aimlessly like an unmoored ghost and complaining about not writing

I'm pretty sure it was a Twilight /Heroes crossover (remember that show??) on twilighted.net. I must have been around 15 i think The story was about the bad vampire James kidnapping Claire from Heroes but then when he drank her blood her healing powers turned him back into a human...

get weirder 🫵

Apples

hold on i gotta take this

“Is my fanfiction good” “will a lot of people read/like my fanfiction” GIRL FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT FOR A SECOND your top aspiration when writing fanfiction should be making it so weird, someone will read it at 16 and never forget it as long as they live

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

you guys can name five things?

Me with writing recently

Book checkpoint Last: Helm by Sarah Hall Current (audio): Will I Ever Have Sex Again? by Sophie Hagen Current (physical): Autumn by Ali Smith Last added to TBR: The Poet Empress by Shen Tao Next: The Last Graduate by Naomi Novik (if my library hold comes in on time 🤞🤞🤞)

Face reveal, wrong answers only

the worst part about writing is how you have to make up the entire fucking thing

you should read this. open.substack.com/pub/querent/...

Heated Rivalry (1935)

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

The perfect edit doesn't exi— #HeatedRivalry

She Ra and the princesses of power aka the show of all time

My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing

Because I can’t ever be regular I wrote pre-canon Shane buying and testing a dildo; with feelings #heatedrivalry not book canon cause ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ archiveofourown.org/works/77113941

My best reads of 2025 📖😚👌

I am a chronic post liker. I will like your post. It will mean many things. 'This is good', 'I hear you', 'It gets better', 'This was funny', 'Yahoo', 'Throwing eggs'. You will deal with it. This is our social contract

missing you 🔞 #heatedrivalry

Thinking about one evening at the cottage when Ilya rolls a joint and gently shotguns Shane into a perfect, pleasantly buzzed state and then they make out a lot and come while they get carried away grinding against each other

COMPRESS/REPRESS [Hollanov] lmfao it's here WATCH: youtu.be/3nUcVAIZrpk

some kind of au where xie lian is a long haul trucker and wuming is the teen he picks up from the side of the road in the middle of the night, just outside s truck stop with a duffle bag on his back that looks suspiciously like all his belongings are shoved into it [ long cw in following reply ]

Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"

Advice to all writers from my most fucked up character.

icymi

let's all get more perverted in 2026

🌸🌸🌸 #chuwanning #erha