"Died and came back wrong" is fun but I'm really partial to "survived and came back wrong"

Gil serving dog collar in this...

The gendered anatomy tutorial artist’s unexamined beliefs

The sluttiest thing a male character can be is a huge creep

"Queer romance" "trans main character" "nonbinary villain" man I'm just gonna let the reader figure that shit out, more importantly The Cursed Amulet

much to hate about soulmate AU's but one of the most egregious imo is that people are mostly different superficially. On a deep level we're all pretty similar. So the idea of having a Cosmically Perfect Destiny Partner based on the falsehood that you are unique on a "soul" deep level is ridiculous

Every day I get advertised these like AI generated “dark academia” and “dark cottagecore” fake painting prints, as if real historical paintings aren’t completely public domain and available in high resolution online for printing yourself

Guy actively having a mental break x guy very calmly and patiently informing him that he's being so crazy right now

Relevant to the season but horror AU's are so unpopular for no reason. "I'm going to put him in a situation" ok put him in Silent Hill

It costs $0 to make up an AU where your ship are step siblings

The leftism leaving my body when I have to work with a certain type of coworker

推しカプの受けに裁判で訴えられて敗訴する妄想が好きだから自分は夢女なんだと思ってた　私は夢女ではないのか

No more sports animes abt teens learning the value of teamwork & friendship and never giving up on their dreams! Enough!! Let's do sports animes about grizzled pro athletes killing someone behind a bar in a drunken rage and you gotta help me man. My career is over you gotta help me hide the body.

Girl he is not Complex he is just Poorly Written

I think that fanfic so far removed from the canon and yet immaculately written makes many people go "why didn't you just write this as original fiction" but you see, it has to be these two men specifically or I don't care and would never have written it at all

So excited to write the sequel to a fic I haven't written yet

“Give me a break” in response to bullshit/a lie is so funny for the English language. Like please. Enough. Can’t you see I’m weary of this. Let me rest.

“I hate conflict based in misunderstanding that could be resolved with normal communication“ you hate Bad Writing. like that shit is Awesome

i remember infodumping about gillou to my sister when she was breastfeeding my niece and this year my niece is starting kindergarten

im always saying this but u need Several different vampire AU’s for one ship. One where A is a vampire and B is human, one vice versa, one where they’re both vampires (pre-established), one where they’re both humans but vampires are there?? This is not even getting into historical vs modern vampires

Ships where they've known each other for many years and as an adult, A presents a meticulously curated and inauthentic persona, and it makes their skin crawl that B has witnessed a younger, truer version of them

No I don’t “have” the money right now but I seen my lucky number 3 times today so the lottery is pretty much in the bag

Me: I’m NOT gonna theme my bedroom after yaoi okay I’m just gonna pick out stuff I like My most recent eBay purchases:

There comes a point as an artist where you have to choose between spending your free time actively improving on the stuff you’re shit at or spending the same time leaning hard into the stuff you’re awesome at

No more last round sex as an afterthought! No more last round sex as an implication after a time skip! I need more last round sex as the MAIN COURSE BABEY

bsky please add a notification filter that only lets me see notifs from my own followers, I hate seeing what random people who don't think I'm funny have to say ever 😊

自キャラらくがきしました 髪伸びててたぶんもう王様やってる…たぶん…(情勢どうなってんだろ)

Haven't stopped thinking about Luis' bracelet on his left wrist in that newest art 😭 it's always on his left wrist in vol1-3 but it disappears in vol4...

Like yeah God “invented boys” but did he improve on them. Not once. And now we have superior man made creations like Boys 2.0 and Boys In The Screen no thanks to him

"This character would never do that bad thing, it goes against his morals and he would never be able to reconcile or justify his actions and might even be driven to self destruction/hurting himself if he did that" you mean WHEN he does it :)

I share taste in fictional men with a lot of straight women I just think he should be a bottom

And then gillou content dropped?? Coincidence????

Woke up and remembered new gillou content happened......I love earth........

Their comeback after like 5 years and they’re being so normal like always

Two flies having sex in my beer. Romance is not dead

I am NOT arguing with someone who thinks my SHIP is ABUSIVE!!!!!!! it is

yaoi jobs near me

❣️ #BARBARITIES #バーバリティース

Physically Luis is 24 but sexually he’s a dirty old man. Emotionally he’s 6 and wearing a tiara. And he’s the birthday girl.

Every man who is a babygirl deserves another man who is Loverman by Metallica about him. And if he doesn’t have one, that’s your sign to make a self insert oc.

I’m definitely the type of person whose dreams are always about stuff I am worried or thinking about subconsciously, so when I am trying to have dreams about otp it never works but when I am stressed about my real life I dream about gillou so much

Gil’s “I can never have Luis-sama, we can never be together it is hopeless” angst vs Luis’ “we’ve been married for 10 years, why does he act this way??” angst is so funny

Listen i love to make fun of people who are Shocked And Devastated when their noncanonical gay ship from The Homophobia Show don’t end up together but I also kinda get it. Gay ships from homophobic media rly hit different

When I say I want knight!Gil I mean I want him canonically knighted, landed and titled by Luis so I can watch the subsequent absolute shitshow

Beauty standards are so crazy because all the time I will catch myself wishing I looked like something I don’t even think is attractive lmao

Gen Z art tutorials are soooo funny they will do anything to stay nonchalant & pretend like they have no clue what they’re doing. Ok guy who filmed themselves doing an art tutorial and edited it & put it online

Dog boys but they're a team of Siberian sled dogs

Just something about a character who is protective of another character and yet has no real ability to protect them at all.

Gil, as a sensitive bleeding heart character, having moments of unfeeling violence vs Luis, a cold and calculating character, having moments of emotional weakness. Very important to me,

Still so salty that Barbarities never got a drama cd. Like why. Way less successful BL's get drama cd's all the time. I could be listening to Luis getting his back blown out before bed rn. But I'm not!!!