Reminder that you can mouth tape with 3M Micropore for $3 a month don’t let those mouth tape companies scam you with $3 a day.

Post hotpot shower is so good lol

This is making me feel old but I hate how much makeup they have on this kid who plays Holly on Stranger Things

I really don’t enjoy the faces of multiple Stranger Things actors

I need someone to pitch me my next audiobook

Shaking my tv hoping more Burnout Syndrome might fall out of it

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild Manatee Marmot Elk Sea turtle Elephant seal

The hockey yaoi is surprisingly soft (I enjoy knowing zero things about these books)

The hockey yaoi boy’s freckles are sooo

My phone just auto corrected to Yaoi Thanksgiving

If I had a locked account I’d complain about hockey RPF so I guess everyone is marked safe from that at least

Wow I love getting targeted ads about neurological conditions while trying to watch the parade I love the future 🤡

I turned on the parade and started crying about a marching band IMMEDIATELY

I have been waiting 17 days for lab results and of course they come back spooky on a holiday and now I’m gonna spend all day like 🫤

The end of Apothecary Diaries season 1 was sooooooooo 🥺

Burnout Syndrome was so deftly horny I feel like I’m going to explode

40+ minutes in the MRI tube was uh not not painful lol but I got myself Turkish tea and perfume afterwards

GIMME A LOCKED ACCOUNT

Somebody come over and take my piercings out lol

Big middle finger to the diagnostics folks faxxing my order to the wrong fax number, resulting in me not being able to get both MRIs done tomorrow and now I have to go again in a few weeks

I love the way Apothecary Diaries depicts casual intimacy between women

Disregulated and it feels so 🎶 bad 🎶

Doechii vs her stage slide is really the pinnacle of how I aspire to be able to laugh in the face of major and minor inconveniences

lol meds delayed another week should have expected that

Win some: Insurance approved the prior auth for my new biologic and maybe?? it’ll arrive this week Lose some: they declared my kid’s car totaled and now I have to get a fucking car because this beshitted region cant figure out public transportation

Apothecary Diaries is not what I expected and so good

Polythene Pam into She Came In Through the Bathroom Window is my all time favorite song transition

Everyone read Realm of the Elderlings plz

Didn’t get into grad school, but didn’t wanna move, responded to a job posting in a newspaper, swerved into 22 year career I didn’t go to school for

Crying so hard at the latest My Hero Academia I can’t eat my dinner lol this fucking show

Truly bonkers nightmares over here lads

No one told me Apothecary Diaries was about a deranged bisexual

I am so fucking angry about the clownshoes behavior of my rheumatologists’ back office staff populated by teenagers. ANGER NOT HELPING WITH THE OVERALL BODY PAIN.

I didn’t really have any opinions about Fiyero in the first wicked but then when he was tormented emotionally and physically, I was like yeah this guy fucks

The specialty pharmacy and my rheumatologist and my health insurance company are all telling me that they’re waiting on the others, but none of them are doing anything and I wish I could say that I’m surprised

Surgeon who appears to be a decade younger than me just called me “my dear”

My youngest turned 17 today and that’s weird and I’m ordering a burger about it as well as the number of dumb ass phone calls I had to make to car insurance companies and specialty pharmacies and doctors offices today

Therapist: you’re handling this really well Me: no you can’t say that or something worse will immediately happen that I won’t handle well Therapist: 👁️👁️✍️

Hate crying in therapy haha don’t PERCEIVE me

They’re doing roadwork behind my house tonight and the distant sound of shouting and working and machines has me time traveling to childhood on the docks dodging forklifts.

Practicing self-care by doing karaoke in my living room and I am taking requests

The first person I would always text about this kind of parenting shenanigans was my friend with kids the same age who died earlier this year. I miss her.

both my kids getting in car accidents within three months is really messing with my fraying mental health 😩

Netflix localizations why are you so bad

Sudafed + Aleve + nerivio treatment please save me from the monster headache induced by: doing one thing

I have been having a desperately needed nice day proving that boats CAN fix me

I’ve been adopted by a Wisconsin grandma and I saw dolphins

I’m doing a very tourist oriented boat ride today for my mental health and it is very funny to hang with tourists

I’m getting better about using the word impaired with my clients and colleagues, my therapist will be proud. It’s really hard for me to vocalize limitations. It’s also such a rare condition that I get exhausted and frustrated trying to explain it and that no I don’t have a game plan yet.

Officially a hum1ra failure cross your fingers my evil ass insurance will let me try the next med my doc wants 🙏