I love transformative works of transformative works!!!!!!!!!

Storm rolling in and windchimes popping off: my favorite gender

I just want to nibble on Chappell’s ass once

I feel profoundly insane about the Fool he is haunting my dick and soul

Genuinely excited to tell my therapist tomorrow about all public crying I did last week she’s gonna be so proud

I am going home today and I miss my cats and kids but not the flatness or heat or lack of distractions from hell world

Man I’m gonna get a fucking A+ in bringing multiple meltdowns to the table in therapy tomorrow

I think the hardest thing as a parent is holding it together. But it’s not something that I experienced as a kid and I’m mega committed to not making my kids comfort me.

I have a primary care visit today and I’m wearing a mask and the receptionist looked visibly alarmed asking “are you feeling okay??” 🫤

Update on the boatfucking books one (boat) is in a polycule and I want the other (boat) to do a noncon

I do not enjoy the floaty disembodied feeling post migraine

Liveships Amber my beloved the most stressed out woman (gender neutral) in the world

Reading Mad Ship at the beach kinda fucks

People who feed gulls at the beach deserve to be shit on every time they go to the beach

If you’re thinking about getting vaccinated, I have found the sweet spot to be right around early lunchtime to increase the chances that you sleep through the worst part. Weekend is a good time to get it done!

Anger feels bad in my bodyyyyyy

Ngl my sentiment these days is very standing outside with those glowy wands for directing airplanes on the runway just beckoning the asteroid like yeah riiiiiight about here you got this

I’ve had to jump out of two meetings so far today to deal with some kind of stomach bug today is canceled

Why do I have five hours in meetings today

The number of times I frantically check photos I share for background sex toys you’d think I threw them all over my house like confetti

Is there anything more baffling than trying to figure out where to park on a college campus?

This week I recalled how for like 30 days straight all I did was read Killjoys fic and then never engaged with it again

I think if you’re unironically saying smex in 2025 you shouldn’t be allowed to watch anything spicy

Y’all I spent four hours cleaning my closet out

Fuck you guys I just realized how gay I was for the Chipettes

I have had a cartoonishly bad day

It’s a great time to have zero opinions on Wuthering Heights

Client: we’d rather just do automatic ACH payments and avoid dealing with invoices Me: sure! Here’s all that info Client: *doesn’t pay me for two months* Me: hi you need to pay me, here are some invoices so you can recall what you owe me Client: we will pay you now that have invoices Me: 🤬

Hey siri can the booster make you evil I am not my best self this evening

Got my booster ready to suffer for a good cause lol

I do recommend getting just a little stoned before doing loads of chores

Pre roll just like broke in half and covered me with flower I feel like I’m on candid camera

Why did I schedule early lab work the day after Labor Day lol

My kid complimenting the ribs I made: you made them taste like Dunkin Snackin Bacon!

I spent the first half of the day in waiting mode for a podcast that ghosted me and am now spending the second half of the day paralyzed by expectations vs reality angst

Fine, Thunderbolts was charming

This is the funnest thing I’ve ever seen

I got corn and made it and ate it and also got potato salad and also my shopper swapped normal St. Louis ribs which I know how to cook to a slab of spare ribs two feet long and it’s not going well for me lads

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All I can think about is corn on the cob is there some sort of long weekend cookout trigger in my brain

No one will be surprised if my favorite liveships character ends up being a mentally ill boat

When I tell you I was too stoned for this

I guess I didn’t expect sea monsters to be fucking in this first liveships book

My brain is at least 45% Fool whump right now and I can’t look at AO3 lest I get spoiled so I’m just vibrating with thoughts

Every day Lee Pace’s tits have me closer to watching that show he’s on

My therapist has been telling me I can text her any time for three years I hope she meant it,

Yuri on Ice people I really do need you to watch Jeongnyeon I can’t explain why but it evokes the same queer art and competition emotions

The newest episode of Dandandan was so exhilaratingly absurd

The end of Yuri on Ice episode 10 is my favorite reveal in anything ever

A phishing scammer just said “fuck you” to me and like dude you’re the one literally trying to steal my money 🤡