Post incredible audiobook crash is so real

This is the second time my kid has gotten me sick cause he won’t mask when he travels and I am Irritated

I wish there were socially acceptable ways for me to tell everyone my pelvic floor PT says my p**** and my ass are super tight

I had such an interesting thing to say here five minutes ago, but I forgot what it was

Literally no one is more embarrassing than breathless AI evangelists

J: do you think The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is eerie because ships and lakes both use she/her pronouns? Me: what? No? It’s because a bunch of people died. J: what? Me: I mean, it’s just sad, not eerie. J: no, I said _yuri_

Celebrated nonbinary MILF day by [redacted] for 45 minutes straight 😎

I have yet again been sold vegan cupcakes when I was told that they were gluten-free

Anyone have recs for a wwx centric whump heavy fic posted in the last two years?

The way I only want to talk about the interactive phantom of the opera

I don’t know what my phone call record is but 2:52 has got to be close @sir-rates.bsky.social

The fucking ELATION I feel that I don’t have to do anything this weekend

I am having a real hard time on the being a parent of young adults who are young adulting me into an autoimmune flare front

Not my other kid texting me to tell me he’s sick 🥴

Having someone with Covid in your household sure is OCD hard mode

When @syzygetic.bsky.social is on your couch and says “do you want to play a game” the answer is yes anyway it ended up being roll to be assigned a crossover mega rarepair — and then develop a fic premise: a thread of direct notes I wrote while blastoise

I get a lot more enjoyment out of the video bird feeder than I anticipated

This morning I watched the sunrise and did a shitload of yard work and cleaned out my car and garage and unboxed cat food and letter and packaged up and mailed two packages and cleaned the kitchen and folded laundry and put it away and went to the dermatologist and now I have to go to work lol

Hearing Cosmic Love live made me actually ugly cry lol fucking total mess

Qifrey has me by the balls as fully anticipated

Craving whump so bad

My brand of autism is rage blocking someone for deleting my comment letting folks know you can’t take disposable snacks or containers into the state park they were doing an influencer video in (multiple times they were like pack these snacks) (DO YOU HATE TURTLES BITCH)

almost got in a car accident today from somebody stopping their whole goddamn car on the interstate and my nervous system is PISSED

I did a little 20 minute low impact bounce around to music YouTube thing and now I’m less pissed off which is honestly so dumb

EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE I’M LOWKEY PISSED OFF THAT NOT EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET HAS SEEN THIS SHOW

Had a really dumb stressful thing I had to do at work on top of the AI shit tanking my job and then I set my fire alarm off and no amount of beta blocker can fix me lol

I’m gonna need everyone to go to the jellicle ball

My teenager is so pissed about AI in Gmail 🥰

Every year I’m like why did I squander the opportunity to make people watch my country the new age episode one as a birthday gift to me

Oh boy my intestines are catching up to my stress

I am going to NEED people to stop making Felicette posts

High school should not be this stressful when I am not the one attending it

I’m turning bought myself another pillow thinking it’ll save my whole life years old on Wednesday

My next two weeks are jam packed with stressful things but tonight I am Really High 🙏

Someone needs to study why cats who don’t normally watch TV were locked in on Artemis II

Calling the zodiacs “fast boats” and “small boats” is the cutest shit I’ve ever heard #artemis

I’m gonna need them to erect this front porch #artemis

"From the pages of Jules Verne to a modern day mission to the Moon, a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete." #artemis #space #integrity

I genuinely think that at least 20% of my brain is taken up by 90s country lyrics

It is literally so dumb that I’m ovulating at all let alone being briefly tormented by ovulation pain

I bought a new dildo and every day it isn’t here yet I become more weirdly angry-horny

another fun little delight: namjoon went on a BL-actor post liking spree on IG and they're all losing their minds over it jeff! keng! gemini! fourth! save! auau, who then called him daddy,

I got bleach on my favorite pants and absolutely ruined them while cleaning the cat situation

The teens in my home neglected to notice that the robot litter box wasn’t cycling for the five days I was gone and the cats pissed on EVERYTHING I am going to burn my house down

Oh witch hat atelier is gonna fuck me up huh

That was the best show of my life

30 degrees waiting in line less fun

The last dinner party niiiiiiiiiight let’s gooooooooooooo

Anxiety has been a little blech the past couple of days but playing guitar for two hours with my sister helped a lot

I kinda feel like witch hat atelier is about to be my whole personality (I haven’t read it)