this is so goddamn good. i've never been more seated in my life.

kind of losing it that Connor Storrie is into the clown scene in LA. let the record reflect I was made aware if this against my will in 2024.

i'll be forever bitter about people with no media literacy or critical comprehension mistaking bad faith interpretations as any sort of "critique." now not only are you wrong and stupid, you're wrong, stupid, AND mean

watching new knives out with mom, and I refuse to explain why I hurt myself snort-laughing at “young, dumb, and full of Christ.”

same energy

heated rivalry songs for the fanmix i'm never gonna make: 1) "In A River" by Rostam matsor.bandcamp.com/album/in-a-r... but sometimes i feel it in a dream i know i been there we were sleeping by the ocean we were laughing on the warm sand

fuck it, gonna post like it's livejournal fandom circa 2008.

losing my mind a little that jacob tierney says feist's "my moon, my man" is his shane/ilya song, and he's just SO CORRECT FOR THIS youtu.be/ltYq-jalYm0

mistyped "heated rivalry" as "heted rivalry" and now i feel like i need to apologize for accidental queer erasure.

because Jurassic Park is trans rep

Oh my god.

oh NO. the fancast has become sentient.

weapons? more like weaponized naruto run, amiright.

enjoying Heated Rivalry on all fronts*, but the thing i'm most tickled by right now is the use of unsent texts/bubbling as the cinematic equivalent of thought balloons. like, what a genuinely clever way to give characters an internal narrative w/o resorting to a voice-over. *and backs

new fandom problematic age gap metric just dropped thegoodshirts.com/products/her...

gonna start ending all my emails in a comma—like did i mean to type a period instead, or was i just going to continue talking and forgot,

they need to create a punctuation mark to end a sentence in a vaguely pleasant, nonthreatening manner that is some mysterious third thing between a full-stop, admonishing period (.) , and an excitable, caffeinated exclamation point (!).

"oh, like in the newspaper?"

does exercise only exist to make normal water taste good?

ughhh I’m all warm in bed under three comforters a cat and and a heating pad and I forgot to take out my contacts ugghhhhhhhhh

he is correct, and andor being good proves it. rogue one's only redeeming value continues to be cassian andor.

do urself a favor and see predator badlands, it’s got daddy issues, predator bar mitzvah, accidental baby acquisition, and toxic yuri incest. A+++ highly recommend.

lrt: honestly, this has been the secret delight of 9-1-1, it's eight seasons of queer edging and i am having a grand ol' time.

absolutely desperate for a 24-episode-season monster-of-the-week television show featuring flawed, messy characters. i also want it to be also absolutely rife with queer-baiting. sending a hope out into the universe 🙏

the thing about freezing ur eggs is u get the most out of pocket emails to ur real legal name account

The Talented Mr. Ripley is a Christmas movie AND Die Hard movie.

deeply annoying that the best thing for my curls is air drying because it takes f'ing forever AND i have to look like a sentient mop until evaporation does its thing. lame!!!

everyone please watch Chad Powers and then write Danny/Russ/Ricky OT3 fic pls.

(deleted just 2 be safe, but goddamn, Karen Alexander y’all. if you ever see her stuff in the wild, grab it. www.instagram.com/p/CvS53pESvP0/)

hmm this Art. it speaks to me

i only semi-seriously believe that peacemaker season 2 opener spoiled the earth-2 reveal with the dance sequence, but STILL, it's hard to unsee it* when u see it!! @jamesgunn.bsky.social what is the tea. *a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch

been home sick all day, so took a shower early, popped on a clay mask, and listened to some audiobooks, and fully jump-scared the poor delivery driver when I opened the door. reverse trick or treat I guess!!

spotted friggin pickle rick FIRST, & I’m so glad I asked to see the whole thing from the case, bcs it’s an INCREDIBLE vintage georges marciano denim jacket for like $35!! pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!

that moment right after sundown when you realize you DEFINITELY didn't have enough water before yom kippur

mortifying that the best cardio song three years running is this open.spotify.com/track/50nfwK...

just did this, please do the same if you can.

did a summer at sea once and had to write a term paper on any whale, you bet your bottom dollar I chose sperm whales for exactly the reason I’d think. and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

ah, the two genders www.theguardian.com/environment/...

starting a thredup rec thread, because if I can't justify having something cute and indulgent, maybe someone else will. (note, there's no referral program anymore, so i get nothing out of temping others to sin, just the pride of a job well done.)

I rented a room painted this color in San Francisco. I called it ‘uterine pink’.

this genuinely fucks

brb requesting Them for yuletide youtu.be/rlBskd3IaNw?...

bless his heart (gave the most gentle block, for his in own good -- like building a bridge over the highway, to let the animals cross safely)

what america lacks in accessible and affordable mental health services, we more than make up with “dean winchester goes to therapy” fics

Definitely not up at early hours drawing Foundation fanart, no way 👀

went looking for this after hearing it mentioned. and now i'm crying about dinosaurs too.

alien earth unlocking all new doors to sibling fuckery, omg

as a lifelong Trekkie, I must speak my truth: Klingons are *always* embarrassing

fellow adhd-ers, these are a godsend for when u remember to actually eat. last in the freezer forever, top w/ tinned fish or tuna, some lil' chili crisp + pickled red onion when feeling fancy. great for when u want something relatively healthy but are tired of letting veggies go bad in ur fridge.