0 days since last suggested vaccinating a dead person

you cannot have SHIT in this pharmacy

reopens document after borking my sleep schedule so badly (to work on it) that I didn't look at it for two days good news yeah I think I got the hardest part of the scene done bad news where the FUCK did I think I was going from this one

Current scene is tyrning out uncomfortable/painful to write in a way that I... have not really experienced before, it's a weird feeling. (Character insisting that what's happened to them is Totally Not Abuse.) Just... weird feeling.

least favorite batman rogue whoever is adulterating the medication supply to make everyone on metformin 750 ER simultaneously decide NOT to pick up their meds

you all PROBABLY knew that this was in reference to the book series by martha wells and not a sudden enthusiasm for death-merchanting but I'm clarifying nevertheless.

I missed the holiday but you know what, better late than never www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...

a lot of fucked up sexual mores DO make a bit more sense when you remember how recent safe and reliable birth control really is

O SHIT NEW MURDERBOT

I should be allowed to call out of work on the basis that there's a cat on me

my most "yeah I'll pay my debt to society when I incur it" thing is my ironclad belief, as a chronic laundry-forgetter, that if you forget your laundry and someone else dumps it all on a table so they can use the machine, that's on you

my wife is on a glamorous european vacation with her girlfriend and I am getting pus drained out of my toe 😐

I do wish we had managed to come up with a way other than Being Incredibly Fucking Weird About Gender to convey information inside a cake.

I stopped at the grocery store to buy jam so of course went "oh I don't need a basket" and then bought three kinds of jam and several other sundries so I'm in line for the self checkout plaza maintaining a very precarious equilibrium, and I see a basket set under one of the other machines --

fanfic is wild because I have multiple tabs of research on first-line antipsychotic medications open to try and write around a plot point dreamt up by an author whose process was very obviously "wheeeee mental illness is a magic wand that gets me out of writing those tricky character motivations!"

OH I forgot to tweet I had DC fic up. Is anyone over here into DC? Angsty Jason Todd WIP, lukewarm off the presses! Dimensional shenanigans introduce him to a version of himself who never died. archiveofourown.org/works/838279...

Rhythm is a bastard.

concept: vid set to david bowie's "modern love" of multifandom queer couples / ships that tracks steadily backwards in time until by the end we're on like, Achilles and Patroclus, Gilgamesh and Enkidu, that one couple buried together in ancient Egypt -- Khunumhotep and Niankhkhnum, I checked

sypha is dealing with avery's absence by spending at least 50% of her time sitting on me

.....hey what's the least threatening and most chill way to say "hi I uhhhh noticed that that fic dialogue is lifted wholesale from a few different songs, howsabout you slap a credit into the endnotes for that and for anything similar you did mayhaps"

my wife has LEFT ME* for another woman** and I have the apartment to rattle around in for SAD ETERNITIES†, ama * she's coming back ** she's pretty cool † three weeks

does anyone have the Unlocked: Inexplicable Feminist Agenda image. I suddenly need it

picked up one of the hockey yaoi source books (not one of the ones yet adapted) and well. about 60% of that read like a wikipedia summary of a great book.

debating whether I want to post the current fic chapter-by-chapter as a WIP or not

Doctors are heavily overscheduled and it simply makes sense, when prescribing The Same Thing Again, to hit the Same Thing Again button, but I wish I didn't have a standard script for "hi can you either uncheck the No Substitutions box or prescribe a brand that still fucking exists"

Okay. Argh. Fucking -- pacing. Rhythm. Goddamn motherfucking horseshit.

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

"Well, it's not my fault that I came by when the pharmacy was closed!" Uh................... yes it is, ma'am.

you'll never guess what curse I've laid on myself

no being more creative than a cat finding a way to make the most noise imaginable at 4:30 in the morning

spotify sucks on every level, is there another platform we're using to make humorous playlists or are we just stuck with it

i need to stop keeping shit like my employee id loose in my notes app with this shit

I have several recurring donations set up and there is one which generally refers to itself by abbreviation BUT shows up in my banking app by its full name

we need more fantasy Alphabet Songs I think

the names of the letters BCDEGPTVZ feel like a prank being passed down the generations

my workplace is currently playing a clean version of Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass, which is surprising as there does not exist such a thing as a dirty version of Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass.

Hm. I don't... I don't think you can have Heated Rivalry fic wherein Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin also exist.

"we're just waiting to hear back from your doctor about that" "okay so like tomorrow?" ma'am that will be whenever the fuck your doctor pleases

why did we allow the world to reach a state where whatever-infused liquor sounds bougie and pretentious when it's literally the easiest thing in the world to make.

it remains surprisingly effective to briefly dangle my cat and tell her to stop yelling

the problem with working in a pharmacy is that every time there is GLP discourse I have to restrain myself from kool-aid-manning through the wall going "AND THEY TAKE UP ALL THE FUCKING SPACE IN THE PHARMACY FRIDGE!!!!" this is not a helpful contribution. but it's absolutely my #1 grievance.

you know what, I don't care how bad Train gets, "Drops of Jupiter" is never not going to be an all-timer

The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.

okay. listen. if I ever write a fic where you can ctrl+F in the names of other different characters without hitting at least one hopefully multiple GLARING massive tells that something here is wildly off, I want you to first check for imposters and then, if negative, take me out back and shoot me

I can think of three separate songs that are mostly not about conventional fairytales but involve Cinderella doing something un-fairytale-like for symbolic purposes and I can think of exactly zero involving any other fairytale princess. what's up with that

Shit I've actually said to customers today: * I am not the appropriate person to yell at about this. * (To someone who called me "very evil" because I told him to get in line): Okay, behold my swarm of bats.

furiously fighting against my narrator's gloomy internal POV to try and get 0.3 seconds of comic relief in here

To celebrate this achievement my mother-in-law sent me a BOOBY-TRAPPED AND EXPLODING CAKE???