So, I ended up adding some black specks to his chest. I think it’s an important detail because zebra finches have those distinctive spots. What do you think? #gryphon #griffin #birds #handmade #finch #felting #needlefelt #oc

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

Please yi city people let’s make this happen because it would be so fucking funny www.tumblr.com/web-novel-po...

i feel like there's no real Bad Vibes niche for me in heated rivalry which is :/ like sure i could take a knife and carve one out but i'm laaaazy

hmmm. bnugny

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"i just think he's neat." i'm a parody of myself.

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ok but if heated rivalry has its roots in a stucky au, the raiders are hydra and my guy cliff marlow is no other than brock rumlow 🤪

I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please don’t game it with whatever else you heard. It’s real serious and we don’t gave any public health allies in the government now.

they should invent mutuals who live in your city

/food braised pork belly my beloved

Reminder for the new year

fuck you, you know what i'm about, google docs

love getting a work email like "hopefully now that the new year has started things are less chaotic" like buddy i work in accounting, i couldn't think of a less chaotic time

lord please end my suffering and let me go home from work 🙏 i'm useless here, it's so bad

I have forgotten how to work

the AU where Ilya can’t convince the advertisers to include shane, they never hook up after, never have anything to follow up w/ at all stars, nothing to say to each other at the awards but scott still buys the rookie shots, so maybe shane can follow scott back to his room like a stray cat instead.

some random snapshots of life that i liked from the last week or so

i don't want to work, i just want to write a stupid silly chat fic about two side characters from the gay hockey show who have just about 5 lines between the two of them

neither a gym injury nor a sex injury but a third secret thing (napped in a weird position as an elder millennial)

no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

hi hello i wrote ~5k about a drunk cliff marleau giving bad relationship advice to a sad ilya rozanov. because ilya deserves a pal, even if he's kind of a clueless one. archiveofourown.org/works/77087866

i just think they're neat 🫴 (who knows if i'll actually do anything with this, but i am having a LOT of fun with formatting texts on ao3, which has been my dream for a really, REALLY long time. i just never had a good use case to learn ...)

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

i know, objectively, obviously, that cigarettes are bad. yes. but they're sexy. they're hot. they're everything a rizz-less vape isn't. i saw someone use a vape today while out and about and i physically recoiled it was so unappealing. i'm sorry—vapes have just got nothing on cigarettes.

hi hello i wrote ~5k about a drunk cliff marleau giving bad relationship advice to a sad ilya rozanov. because ilya deserves a pal, even if he's kind of a clueless one. archiveofourown.org/works/77087866

finally, we're living through precedented times

and that's the last of our giant box of my in-laws christmas ornaments gone!!! the absolute rush of getting rid of shit on buy nothing wins again!!!

woke up at 3:30 from a nightmare about being trapped outside during an electrical storm with... the monsters from pitch black

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

#xfiles continuing the tradition of starting the year with butchfemme msr

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

why. does my most recent post have replies i can't see? is it that i blocked someone? is it that someone's account has been muted? i'm baffled.

yeah what IF i wrote a heated rivalry fic about a side character that has like 3 lines? what IF?

/food our first recipe of the new year was red beans and rice. absolutely bangin, would make again, even if it was a decent amount of time and effort.

do you know how much horror and lewd art is made by ace people. I'll tell you how much. a lot

today sucks, so i'm sharing a creature who doesn't have a care in the world. i love when she flops like this with her legs all akimbo.

i cannot articulate just how much david hollander in heated rivalry looks/acts/moves/speaks like my father in law. he's like... Peak Dad™

at some point, back in the late 90's or so, someone put an addition into our ~100 year old house. and there's nothing like going from our cozy living room to my FREEZING FUCKING BEDROOM (that just so happens to be in the addition). because it was built like shit. it's infuriating.

as always, one of my "resolutions" for the new year is to make new recipes. do you have any banger recipes to share? pls help me with my goal!!

i think that they should reboot the mcu and get connor storrie to play bucky barnes. i think that it would be funny.

my fic for the @sxx-exchange.bsky.social for brawls! I had so much fun trying something darker and playing with formatting and my beloved liminal spaces archiveofourown.org/works/755753...

i think we really need to re-learn what queerbaiting is and not just william nilliam cry "queerbaiting" when your ship that narratively was very clearly never going to go canon doesn't go canon

every year we make toshikoshi soba (new years eve soba) to ring in the new year—though for logistical reasons we more often make it on new years day than on new years eve itself. it's been such a fun tradition to keep up in our household and such a great way to ring in the new year.

i think we really need to re-learn what queerbaiting is and not just william nilliam cry "queerbaiting" when your ship that narratively was very clearly never going to go canon doesn't go canon

2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)