bitterest part of adulthood is when you go man if I only had 300 dollars, realize you do have the 300 dollars, but actually no you do not have 300 dollars destined for This thing Today

wish every part of the delightful evening I just had would not dox myself. alas

if I had a nickel for every domundi bottom afflicted by supernatural misfortunes at the age of 20 who needs must resolve a grudge from a past life by entering the one (1) old-fashioned country house that let them shoot there I would have two nickels

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

still thinking about burnout syndrome. what do you think koh would have to do that would be bad enough for jira to send him an immaculately lit and tastefully cropped video of jira gagging on what might not *necessarily* be but absolutely fucking is pheem's dick

i remember getting suicide statistics when i first came out and having to explain to dumbfounded family that embracing my gender was actually the first time in my life i WASN'T suicidal. if you want life to suck less for trans people, start by believing that trans life is beautiful and worth living

there are some incredible casseroles out there. life-changing casseroles. shepherd's pie could be considered a casserole. baked mac and cheese. lasagna, even but if you are not told what is *in* the casserole then you need to start running and not stop until you hit the panera off the interstate

thinking about love in the air foursome dynamics again. payu and pai heading out on the town for some very masc rich-boy nonsense while rain, to ensure he won't sneak out again and cause an unfortunate scene, simply has to be tied up and bullied by sky all night. he's supervising.

hello north american midwesterners. it is currently redbud season for me, and perhaps also for you. cherry blossom season may still be going or may have ended for you but there are so many crabapples that are also so pretty. go look at a tree it's good for you

modern au wang zhi's side gig doing piercings

hey. hey does anyone remember what it's like to be a fan of things

my favorite thing about the Basque Cheesecake Phenomenon is that it is none of the things you expect it is not 100 years old, there are no mountain grannies whipping it up-one guy in one restaurant invented it in 1988 and released a precise recipe which uses, Authentically, philadelphia cream cheese

I am never forgetting at the first anime con I ever went to in like 2007, there was someone selling a print of Light and L from Death Note naked and dramatically reaching toward each other across a flower and the artist put a big sticky note on it that said "NOT YAOI - SYMBOLISM"

markfourth kiss :')

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the meijer finally restocked so I'm standing in the checkout line with a giant orange yarmulke on and nothing in my basket but matzo

In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

love to go to bed early enough to give my body a fighting chance at proper rest and my brain the next morning just going "nope!!"

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

passover shopping aka nonconsensual paleo

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onlyfriends shower thoughts: I bet they have those two named but not particularly relevant Side Friends so that when everyone gets sick of the boston fakeouts and demands to see him slinging dick for real he can make out with one of them instead of a boy currently in a ship

someone tell me not to volunteer this sunday. even if it would be cool. I have so much bullshit to do the rest of the workweek and not-bullshit that is nevertheless immensely draining on saturday

y'know in The Boy Next World when cir and past-timeline cir were talking like "I used to be such a cruel demanding boss until I got stabbed and phu was the only person who cared about me"? I bet that cir didn't keep up with wound care at all. I bet phu had to 🥺🥺 cir into letting phu apply scar cream

slayyyter album coming out the same day as only friends..... it's boston's world and we're all just living in it

tua baby you live in bangkok and you got money please find any other goddamn hunk of beef to pat you on the head and bend you over the couch. get it out of your system

the world is beautiful when you realize that you can block literally anyone for any reason whatsoever

admiring a [redacted] gifset like god I miss his old nose. god I miss *his* old nose too,

we support the writer's barely disguised fetish in a climate where adults on social media are mortified at the idea of consuming something that made someone horny

Enough

the point a couple years postcanon in burnout syndrome where koh and jira are good for a while until jira gets itchy, realizes he needs to do a big conceptual painting or he's gonna set something on fire, but he doesn't have anything to paint about so he starts a screaming fight with koh just cause

is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me

Everyone is celebrating this because it's good. But it’s important to remember it's also funny.

so what happens to all the AI "artists" if their programs go away is it just like game over LOL this post was made by sketchbook gang

tags are great but like. if I posted a fic tagged slow burn + misunderstandings and the fic was han juwon sucking a dozen older guys' dicks in gay bars and lee dongsik doing nothing with this information except telling him to get on doxy and jacking off furiously in private people would have my head

I remain eternally haunted by a woman I once sat across from on a bus who was discussing some kind of hr decision and said, with full gravity and in deepest sincerity, "this is going to destroy the soul of the Blue Man Group!!"

week after week I remain delighted by how much of the ofdo Dramatic Moments Music is generic gay dj beats you could suck dick in a bathhouse to

thinking tonight about the chunky gay-ass septum ring ilya rozanov will get within 48 hours of retiring from the league, which will make shane do the 😐face every time he sees it and which ilya's body will dramatically reject within 6 months

It is deeply disturbing how quickly people latch onto straight up Nazi stuff because they think it’s catchy. Learn the history of “Zionist Occupied Government” folks! And if you were raised as/around evangelicals, you probably have a lot of latent anti-Jewish stuff to unpack

People shouldn't feel bad about previously admiring someone when they didn't know about the terrible harms that person committed, but we should challenge ourselves to consider how pedestalizing and prioritizing the legacies of charismatic leaders can create harmful dynamics. That can be addressed.

Hi, if you have five minutes today and you’re in the US, please call your rep and tell them to vote no on HR 7661 the national book banning bill it has passed committee and is going to a vote. Then call your senators and tell them to vote on the SAVE act. Then have a treat.

when boston was like haha new york was real fun but it was getting old I had to come back I choose to believe he missed foreskin

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

Is not tomorrow, boy, the ides of March?