.........guess who worked straight through lunch

still not watching the bounprem vampire show but I'm dabbling in the bts and when this man's open sexy bathrobe flies a little too far open while they practice blocking they are censoring his nips with bats

Out: body count In:

my friends. my comrades. the world may be cold and hard but it is my honor to inform you that part 2 of the My Stubborn special ep is out

now watching episode 2 of jojo's beach boys and this waiter absolutely thinks prince-boy and his needlessly sinister pal are gay tourists

I love watching a series and picking out the character who has no idea he's a foot guy, yet,

the atots/bad buddy crossover was 2 years ago but it haunts me to this day. you just know tian and phupha will have multiple Conversations about Limits before the college boys are invited back and then five minutes in tian will go hey! change of plans! kiss the cute one Right Now I wanna see it

I know it’s preaching to the choir but it does make me feel a way that publishing at large is monetizing fanfiction more and more brazenly these days—but notably and almost exclusively *straight* fanfiction Once again the question of who gets to profit and who gets to survive/thrive on their work,

my boss texted this morning and I now have a free personal day but ao3 is down. the epic highs and lows

just had a genuinely insane workday, went home early, and now my evening is free but what..... what would I even do. with my evening. what do people do who have evenings

we gotta to post as much noncon as possible to get us through the ao3 downtime. you know, to raise morale

at a sichuan place and just took a sip of lemonade like what the fuck why did they give me sprite. the peppercorns are peppercorning at full strength

when you tell a friend that a resale shop has a lot of clothes and accessories and stuff but you have enough gay outfits already so you were gonna focus on the vintage books, and the friend goes well *I* have enough party outfits so *I* was gonna focus on,

having the kind of day where I need a fictional character to not only get dick he really would rather not get but also kicked in the ribs and fired

eclipse gifset on my tumblr dash 3 dead 11 wounded

I am inexplicably still on the peace corps mailing list and at this point I can't unsubscribe cause I keep getting updates on how desperate they are to convince you that this is a fine and dandy time to put your life in the hands of the us government

I don't know who needs to hear this but no fandom event is worth giving them your ID. "but they promise they'll delete it!" doesn't matter. "but they only want to see my birthday!" doesn't matter. *AO3* doesn't ask for your ID - do not fucking trust some rando on the internet with it.

I want a blog. I don't want an instagram. I don't want a substack. I don't want a fucking patreon. I want to post my little photos and make badly anonymized nicknames for the people in my life and talk about my work in a way my boss will never know to find because the internet isn't real life yet

if I buy a software i want to get physical media or at least a one time access code that lets me use the thing forever. you can sell updates and improvements but you can’t yoink away what I bought already

once again I sally forth to the realm of kafka for the simplest possible appointment. what could go wrong

there it is every new social media platform that thrives does so because they rely on sex workers, furries and freaks building an audience on their platform and the moment they start to attract normies, instead of protecting the sex workers, furries and freaks, they choose to ban them.

one more: i think people should be able to navigate a website like ao3 instead of demanding an app. it's digital literacy. it's important. it's a learnable skill. and perhaps most glaringly, it's divorced from the algorithm. that's important, too.

not going to services this year but I ate a pomegranate and watched some naaaaaasty bl so I'm gonna say that counts as manifesting for the year ahead. shana fuckin' tovah

y'know what, why the hell not, gimme a bl/danmei and I'll tell you who's into spanking and/or flogging ....and also if they're any good at it

the thing about the heart killers is bison is very into his cheap little pvc flogger and very not good at using it, but you just *know* that even though fadel avoids anything bison likes, fadel's used one on the job before once or 5 times and has wayyyy better technique with it

picturing an onlyfriends s1 ourskyy in which mew has started wearing non-prescription glasses everywhere he goes

I wondered how the my stubborn special ep could possibly out-horny the main series. I wondered what was even left for the two of them to do. I was a fool they have exquisitely rendered a loving portrait of a bottom who is GETTING. IT.

german update: some folks chatting before class started about dietary restrictions and preferences. they ask me, smiling, are you a vegetarian too? I eat kosher but this term is not in the curriculum. my vision going blurry, I stutter ich... ich bin jude,, the word. in german. for kosher. is koscher

Pulled one of them talking fish what grants wishes out of the old pond last night. He says, “Let me go and I’ll give you whatever your heart desires.” Sorry pal, no can do. If you can grant wishes from a pond you can do it from the aquarium in my den. Now I have cold beer without leavin’ the couch

whatever else you can say about onlyfriends it gave us papang as a very large and slightly too enthusiastic man who is Not pulling off the call-me-daddy of it all but the dick is good enough people have been putting up with it up to now

when my brother and I were tiny we got a couple savings bonds and stuff from relatives and my brother has never in his life cared about them, but after the last week suddenly it's "hey man do we have a share in disney?? gotta get rid of that"

I just know whoever wrote these guidelines for fictional content with imaginary people watched way too much kink dot com content in the late aughts

sometimes it is enough for a movie to have a man who is so large

STUFF IS BEING MADE, GOOD STUFF, THE ESTABLISHMENT WILL NOT FEED IT TO YOU! even if the larger cultural trends means the NOISE of sequel/reboots/etc is loud, you have the power to go "enh, i don't need to watch the new disney fare."

pond when the press asks him why be on cloud isn't calling shine a bl

hitting it from the back in a contemplative manner

struggling through my shine backlog before the finale and 1) mile is really impressing me 2) victor honey sweetie baby no

If you’re cancelling your Disney+ subscription, might I suggest tossing some fraction of those dollars to queer transnational streaming service @gagaoolala.bsky.social? They’re doing the good work (Also iQiyi—many good gay shows!!—or WeTV to watch ‘Shine’ before the finale this weekend)

censorship is a game of false definitions. your meaning of "porn" is naked people banging. theirs is "anything icky" what's icky? whatever they decide. and they know if you're capable of agreeing with one definition of 'porn' you're capable of agreeing with any definition, and you'll happily help

we live in hell. give me a bl/danmei/etc and I'll tell you which character from it would wear a chastity cage

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

just took a "what supernatural era are you?" uquiz just to feel something and the dim pleasure of getting season 4-5 (season 6 was not the golden era don't be a fucking revisionist) was snuffed out by the "which gay spn ship are you?" question not including the ghostfacers' gay dead intern

update I watched 20 minutes of one episode

journaling as an adult is important not only to think about feelings and remember dear friendships but also to permit yourself to skip a damn party when you spend the last 3/4 days out of the house

I have done so many things today and now I need to watch three episodes of shine

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

it's fun when two dialects or two closely related languages almost sound the same except for the part where a person who's trying to catch a bus or describe a peach sounds like they're about to fuck it

fuck a star sign fuck a blood type if you were a performing arts kid in high school tell me what part you sang in choir what bit part you were constantly typecast as and what your job was in the big musical every year. that shit never washes off