the EU could collapse the American entertainment industry by simply withholding the Skarsgards until Trump is deposed

Mawar had a lot to say during some behind-the-scenes downtime! Mawar shares her thoughts the best way she knows how, through chuffs, grumbles, and some seriously impressive tiger talk. Mawar recently celebrated her 7th birthday, and clearly still has big feelings about it. 😂

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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

give me an m/m show/novel/etc and I'll tell you which character from it is taking zinc for bigger loads I'll start, *obviously* sorn from my stubborn

shane's tried to pressure ilya to get on so many supplements but the only ones that stick are selenium and zinc

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

photos taken moments before disaster

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

my college town used to have an approachable but very nice italian place right off campus that subsidized the owner's ambitions via a steady stream of frat bros ordering pepperoni pizzas and $6 miller lites. I would get a charcuterie board and a little fancy cocktail and feel like a child emperor

considering making a list of shows that understand the unspeakable cruelty of denying dick to a bottom in need

sometimes a gaycation means two people buying the same exact shirt in the same exact colorway to the visible amusement of the shopkeeper

"Hahaha" said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the seventeeth time that hour. "Fuck".

I saw Park Chan-wook’s new film “No Other Choice” yesterday (phenomenal so go see it) and I want to say that Lee Byung-hun can eat Dunkin Donuts in front of me anytime

yinzer porn writer: she slipped her panties down with a seductive gaze and purred, d'jeet yet?

when vindictive teenage fans are like why are you even here go do your taxes!! I'm like hon. I have a w-2, taxes take half an evening. let's talk about the real pains of adulthood. let's talk about falling in love with a vendor swag pen and being unable to find it sold in lots smaller than 100

laundry washed. february pervert volunteer opportunities booked. thai very much Not learned but it's starting to sit in my mouth correctly so it will *sound* like I made an effort. it's all coming together

Never do this. NEVER EVER. The odds that the AI will be wrong and you will harass an innocent are too high. AI is not magic, NCIS is a fictional TV show, and no matter how much you like Abby she isn't actually real. This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.

a lil angel jira based off cupidon by william adolphe bouguereau #burnoutsyndrome

sauces and spices. when I went back to my parents' for christmas I bought a bottle of fish sauce, chiles de arbol, and a couple star anise. cooking wine bottles were too heavy so I poured some into an old plastic water bottle and prayed it wouldn't leak the whole way

Evan Michael Anderson wrote quite the short story on @tacobellquarterly.org: tacobellquarterly.org/the-migratin...

picturing shane and ilya failing egregiously at an attempted tamagoyaki

my fancy card reader got here (I can't just use a usb cause this camera is so old it's only set up to work with windows 95) and I'm excited to see how many of my pics are absolute dogshit

watching heated rivalry e1 again and I know it would have ruined the mystique but I do think the feverish pre-first-hookup-jitters montage would have benefited from letting us witness the roughtly 87000 pushups ilya did before he put that black tank on

at some point in his life shane's gonna develop a somno kink by accident and very considerately ask ilya if they can try roleplaying it while shane's awake but even that will give ilya the heebie jeebies on a soul deep level

went to a new to me barbershop today and felt a little nervous about passing based on what I was wearing but the dude was visibly surprised and delighted to hear I only wash my hair twice a week, so,

You’re telling me it’s better to jack off all trade?

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

usually being a person who never really got into drinking as opposed to not drinking Anymore is chill until a dessert has liquor that isn't cooked off and my body becomes convinced someone's trying to poison me

pour one out for my brother, who had almost half a month to know he was getting his ears pierced but somehow never once googled how long pierced ears take to heal

Today's aesthetic: fic that spends several thousand words establishing Kink World, the world structured entirely around the author's excruciatingly specific kink, does one sex scene in like chapter two, then spends the next thirty chapters interrogating the sociopolitical implications of Kink World.

I am once again thinking about nick onlyfriends sucking sand's dick as buddies

Seeing a lot of false postings out there. Despite the Corporation for Public Broadcasting's recent closure, PBS and NPR are still VERY MUCH ALIVE and active. They're just more dependent than ever upon the generosity of Viewers Like You! Please support your local station! pbs.org/donate

the pitt is back on which means I am once again rapidly swerving between "hm I really don't think I like that, this feels awfully clumsy" and assaulted by correct stereotypes every time [redacted] is onscreen

thoughts about victor nikiforov tonight for absolutely no reason. what a blessed disaster of a man. the most 28 years old a 28 year old has ever been

I'm seeing some people say koh didn't need to [redacted], that since [character] didn't see him do it he must have done it just for himself, but let's be real that man is a conniving little shitweasel if he's forcing jira to make a choice he wants jira in the guiltiest frame of mind when he does it

i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things

this is the most recovering-supernatural-bitch thing I have ever said but I must speak my truth: WHEN will someone write a Heated Rivalry French Mistake fic. shane and ilya transported to the gq soundstage and made to do any one of the insane interview games these boys have had to do

I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem. It's now the month of the Snorse. #sygnin

people talk a lot about suspension of disbelief in fiction for mystery plotlines or love stories, which personally I'm very grateful for since it draws attention away from how many characters I've had use the word "ostensibly"

refusing cilantro just because of the cilantro soap gene indicates weak will and insufficient commitment to pico de gallo

if heated rivalry land has a sf hockey team do you think they still have a team in hartford. I choose to believe

birds do it bees do it even educated fleas do it let's do it let's fly into a window

read a bad take (not from any of y'all) and I was so heated for like 2 seconds before I remembered that I have no obligation to care about a stranger's opinion online

#heatedrivalry how jealous do we think Shane is of ilya’s “I will never listen to your voicemail” message. Yuna would kill him

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

if you like me have a bunch of horrible little administrative tasks to do today and you're just feeling too scattered for any of it may I suggest: rage against the machine playing in the background

I was supposed to get up early to go to a buzzy bakery, slept in cause it's sunday so they probably won't be that busy anyway, and once again forgot this town is full of heathens

getting the warm fuzzies thinking about all the dubious not actually surgical procedures great's hindbrain likes to think about tyme doing to him, which tyme will then have to approximate to the best of his ability

bought a new (to me. in objective years it is elderly) point and shoot for upcoming trip and I haven't figured out how to turn off the extremely annoying automatic flash but I'm at least getting a sense for what conditions trigger it