if you're cis, today is a really good day to give trans people money

allegiance always to the pornographers and the freaks. consider making a call to mastercard, visa etc in the run-up to big spending season, more info about how to do this at the link

my fellow americans, the time has come where you must answer: pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie?

my late-40s boss, on a team meeting: so do you know what a labubu is? me: yes boss: do you have a labubu? me: ....no boss: do you want a labubu? me: no?????

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

pondering omegaverse hysterectomies

615 of the estimated 3,000+ detained immigrants who were kidnapped in Chicagoland during Midway Blitz are expected to be eligible for bond this week. The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund shows up for people in detention who need bond, but it costs, at minimum, $1,500 per person. Pls help them.

creating a "so the idol to whom you've devoted your artistic practice is maybe kind of sexually obsessed with you" spectrum with yuri on ice at one end and punks triangle at the other

am I just losing touch or did we never used to do advent calendars like this. like I distinctly remember them just being vaguely catholic bits of cardboard for children that nobody else engaged with once you aged out of being delighted by a nickel size piece of waxy chocolate. and now they're Merch

we've reached the time of year in the us where every influencer and food magazine has to pretend the masses are starving for an entire reinvented thanksgiving spread and I get making small changes but if I fucked around with the apple pie just because the nyt said so my life would be in danger

the eyebrow pomade disparity in me and thee is simply staggering

For #transawarenessweek, a bump for Amplitudes: Stories of Queer and Trans Futurity! Featuring contributors from across the globe, including both familiar and fresh voices, it gathers 22 speculative stories about queer and trans futures—and I hope at least one of them will hit for you 🖤

the tags on this are going to read like the most 2013-tumblr thing you've ever seen, I know this, and I implore you: trust me. it has the juice archiveofourown.org/works/966628...

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

I wish I could say I was surprised how many omegaverse live actions are obsessed with enigma males or true alphas or whatever but this is simply the nature of gay erotica. anyone can be a bottom it's chill but tops must live in fear that somewhere just offscreen lurks the secret truer *toppiest* top

the exquisite burden of having tang fan thoughts in 2025. who would I even share them with

Hey you guys, @lataco.bsky.social has been doing ESSENTIAL work covering ICE raids and the ways in which they are tearing at the fabric of our communities. Now they are having a membership drive. If you want to support their work, pitch in here: lataco.com/join

Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...

You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake

I mean, just look at this guy

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

........my brother just texted me "happy destiel day" out of nowhere

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-) he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit

So far election night USA seems to be a real referendum on “normal people are already sick of this shit”

huge congratulations to everyone in new york I'm so happy for all of you now I hope we can all emotionally prepare for the first time he comes out on the wrong side of an issue, because he *will*. a mayor must always be cyberbullied

Dems winning in Virginia will directly lead to thousands regaining the right to vote. Spanberger can reverse GOP Gov. Glenn Youngkin's reinstatement of a Jim Crow-era lifetime voting ban for felonies. Dem lawmakers can also put a constitutional amendment on next year's ballot to permanently end it

WORLD'S BOROUGH BAYBEEEEEEEEEE

trying very hard not to pay too much attention to the polls cause I haven't got another election watch party tip off a cliff left in me but my family is extremely from queens even if I'm not and I am vibrating at a frequency only audible to bats

just googled "mayoral election" looking for an update on zohran's chances and became incandescently angry when google showed me resources from my own city, which does not have an election. we are all citizens of queens today

also blanched leafy greens. if you're cooking pasta or eggs put them in the water first while it's just simmering, pull them out when they turn a beautiful bright green, put in a bowl of cold water. LIGHTLY squeeze MOST water out when you're ready to eat. cheap, low effort, avoids scurvy

Chinese Cooking Demystified's over-rice series kicks ass in general, but the "Guizhou pickled greens and beans" from this one 1) absolutely rules 2) is basically all shelf stable ingredients and 3) gives canned beans fucking texture, thank god youtu.be/D2BSrIXrpNU?...

gu yun adoptive father this. gu yun adoptive father that. I get where it's coming from but the age difference is so small and the time invested so different that the vibe is really more sexually imprinting on your camp counselor or. dare I say it. on your babysi-

The gutting of Teen Vogue, a publication which dared to treat its readers seriously and with respect, is an especially dispiriting day in old media's long, self-destructive forced march to nowhere

having one of those bus rides where you're almost tempted to miss your stop just to keep eavesdropping on a truly bizarre conversation

man. them. I bet postcanon yuuri kind of has a mental block about switching until one day he works up the courage to ask victor if he's ever wanted to switch things up, like did he and chris ever, and victor starts *cackling* that anyone could think chris even momentarily capable of topping

just got out of frankenstein and I will admit it rang a little odd to me how the monster and daddy frankenstein somehow both lost moral culpability in the adaptation but I could never be mad at guillermo del toro for making a monster fuckably misunderstood

It’s his day.

Ironically that post reveals the other meaning of the Torment Nexus, which is that STEM only education left a generation of tech guys with no ability to interpret text

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

man. anyone remember yuri on ice. the real yaoi cocaine

okay give me a bl/danmei/etc character and I'll tell you whether they say dick or cock

the twitter media tab is hiding all the good stuff from me I have to go deeper. I gotta crack open my old laptop

with the new sv stuff I'm scrolling as far back in my media tab as twitter allows and my god. I really just used to create images

(popping out of a dirt patch with a visible sprout on my head) oh shit scum villain postcanon worldhopping? can I interest you in, archiveofourown.org/works/26226127