quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

hey did you guys know about this weird thing where the only way to write is to write. kind of fucked up

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

so I heard we're all mad about some quiz or another to see if you can tell famous writers from ai. it is very easy to make a handful of pretty sentences and very hard to imbue a pastiche with both specific detail and genuine human stupidity archiveofourown.org/works/13557138

gimme a bl/gl/gay show and I'll tell you which couple in it is a Gay Threesome Couple (slash fucks other couples) and what the vibe is

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

......if misha collins is gonna cameo on the boys then does that. does that mean they're officially a bl pair

the initial problem I am having with girl rules is in what direction does one aim the "god forbid women do anything" if all of the anything is doing by women

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

I would like to thank not only god but also jesus that they let earth grow actual stubble this time instead of. well. you know

jack and dean fixating on what if romeo and juliet was gay to the exclusion of any other shakespeare is extremely correct for basic theater bros but I would personally saw off my left foot for an earthmix much ado about nothing

I once turned down the opportunity to receive a cupcake from Henry Kissinger

I just think if you have a younger top with daddy issues and a notable age gap it's your ethical responsibility to have him call the bottom dad when he nuts inside him. or on his face. if that's your preference

we should all listen to him

oh, hey, happy 100th birthday to this gorgeous little queer modernist Harlem Renaissance short from 1926 published as a deliberate thumb in the nose to respectability politics scalar.lehigh.edu/african-amer...

just broke a new record for opening a fic and going (squints) AMERICAN

one fact that's vital to shane's characterization and I think really needs to be brought up more is that man has been taught for 10 years to only suck uncut dick

if they ever do an onlyfriends ourskyy it better be a breakdown of all the times the leads have cheated between s1 and s2

first shirtless white boy of the year jogging valiantly past in shorts. spring is just around the corner

boss: anything fun coming up this weekend? me, currently wearing solid leather suspenders and a t shirt from a local gay leather contest under my shirt in order to get to my volunteer shift at a pervert event 30 minutes after I clock out of work: oh, uh, not really haha

actually shane can move through montreal utterly without fear of a lestat visit because gay jocks and theater gays exert powerful energies that mutually repel each other to date scientists have only been able to reverse these fields once in human history, for the duration of "High School Musical 2"

anyway. thinking about other things. like miw 3wbf pussy spanking

County jails do this too. If people get shipped in from other jails their belongings don't, and that includes little incidentals like coats, gloves, boots. They have a fun habit of kicking people out late at night past the point any cabs are running, or on holidays, or in the middle of snowstorms,

the thing about the old "if you meet one asshole you met an asshole, if everyone you meet is an asshole you're the asshole" is sometimes your job involves talking to the general public all day

doing intake today with an extremely snippy man who did not think I was worth his time and when I asked for his phone number he said, quote, well I have another phone number for men I want to have sex with, but you can have this one, sweetheart, end quote

saw someone on twitter being like "y'know I support shane but maybe the metros would have believed him in the sequel if rachel reid didn't have him lie there after he tripped" and I have some news about fictional characters reacting to other fictional characters in a book one woman wrote

Hellhound.

tyme getting home from a long-ass shift, skittering to the shower to get the hospital off, scrubbing himself raw, staring at his blank face in the mirror for 3-7 minutes, slipping on a pair of heavy boots that only ever get indoor use and *then* walking out to do a Man Of The House Come Home routine

it is not enough to disable the feature that produces an AI summary of my emails at the top of my emails in gmail, I need a button that delivers an electrical shock to the person who thought it was a good idea

I like femslash as much as the next gay but sometimes svetlana/rose can feel a liiiiiiittle pair the spares to me, so in the interest of getting svetlana laid I propose she fuck shane's mom

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

Happy 40th anniversary to "The Legend of Zelda" (released on February 21, 1986).

Community Events are so good but now I can't feel my hands

Recent Commissions! Weird round dinosaurs inspired by cattle painting :3

no one: no one: no one: guy who made a little ceramic creature: look at my little ceramic creature

You don't need an AI companion, you need a friend or three who'll reliably write 400k+ words of unpublishable private literature with you.

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

for about 20 seconds I was like "would be fun to see a heated rivalry au where shane's like This Man Cannot Be Away From A Clubbing Town He'd Die and shifts the plan to toronto" before I realized if shane joined the.... spruce needles? birchbarks?? his mother would murder him in cold blood

the thing about insisting that fictional characters have a safeword at all times if they play with consent, surely there's no way to hear a "no," is that no "red" or "pineapple" can kill a top's momentum with the brutal efficiency of "that was a bit much" in a moderately irritated workplace voice

the thing about paczki day is it delights me always to have a multicultural excuse for a treat but unless you live down the block from a polish bakery you can't get them in any units smaller than 4 and I don't have enough coworkers for that. I want One paczki. I want the elusive.... paczek (sp?)

(to the tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles) underwhelming matcha latte

after I looked in the thingy the glasses tech at costco said I have a high degree of astigmatism and also "you've got, like, cat eyes", which normally I would process as a compliment but she'd already spent so much time calling me diagnosable that now I'm not sure

in honor of valentines day give me a ship and I'll tell you how what cute date they would attempt to go on and how it would get absolutely ruined

once again I find myself staring into space like damn.... sure would be nice if I could write..... wish there was some kind of way to get back into it..... and continue to do anything in the world except open google docs

current mood: Frank Netter guys in various situations

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I really can't see shane having any kind of Normal Person Career if he had a hockey-ending injury but what I *can* see that would be equally obsession-rewarding and equally Mom Approved would be if he went into sports medicine and if, say, he were good enough to work for a pro team and on that team,

also while I'm having opinions, I don't think shane would be an omega. I don't even think he'd be a beta. I think he'd be an extremely polite alpha who showers 4 times a day and has multiple terabytes of "alpha gets bitched!!" porn (which is not a factual option in this universe) on an old laptop

to my eternal delight they now make turkey scrapple people act as if scrapple is a bad sausage full of binders and it's not that at all. scrapple is like if french toast was savory and made of cornmeal and loved you very much