it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it

1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics. It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT. It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse. Transgender care saves lives.

Good morning! I have song :)

Finally giving some proper time to Dispatch. Insanely impressive and cohesive on every level. The fucking jerks.

Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives

thank you for watching me talk about PBS Kids so I can donate money to PBS Kids and we can support the team. It's like a circular loop that leads to 0.03% of a Donkey Hodie episode being produced.

maybe i am going insane

The only AI I want on my devices is Allen Iverson

Are you kidding me

Vegas trying to put on a Vegas show was kind of a mess after the race.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

If you have multiple accounts, you have to turn them off in each. Also there's workspace smart features too.

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

Messing around with some different transition effects.✨ What should I try next?

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Surely there's a middle ground between cutting increasing amounts of humanity from our art and entertainment and, like, not doing that.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

90s rapper voice: the bullet theoretical

This might surprise you, but there were good video games before any sort of video game awards existed

Olivia Nuzzi's Darkplace

That metaphor is so labored it just joined a union

this sucks so much man

Tfw you made a little oopsy and cloned Thor so the wife is mad at u but you’re a wife guy

CARDINAL 1: His work is so pretentious! CARDINAL 2: Glacial! CARDINAL 3: Does he think neon is a personality? CARDINAL 4: Drive was overrated! POPE LEO <watching the scene in Copenhagen Cowboy where she feeds a serial killer to pigs>: Nicholas Winding Refn is coming to the Vatican. End of story

Annoyed that the Pope keeps saying cool stuff, I don't want to like the Pope

it's so funny how trump keeps keeps threatening to go after bill clinton if this epstein stuff doesn't go away but no one cares

at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd. he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him. situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.

Because we live in a country controlled by billionaire interests, I doubt it, but I would love if this all kicked off a reckoning against sports betting.

Did you know I share behind-the-scenes @jumpleads.zone content on my Patreon? I do a write up about the making of each episode, along with full script downloads! Some episodes even have alternate scripts and early drafts. All this AND you support future production of the show!

the stinger pulls it all together

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

intrusive thought

the last name of every sopranos character is sopranos. chris sopranos, adriana sopranos, furio sopranos, tony soprano sopranos, etc

Oreoboros

The default blender cube.

"Most unhinged PC controls mapping screen of the 2020s" award goes to NASCAR 25

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

my idea for steam machine

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

I watched SuperGT playing #Rennsport on PS5 Pro and the pop in for grass and enhanced textures felt about six inches in front of the car.

The Handbasket: Is “inflation has been tamed” a conclusion one should take from your report? DoorDash: That's not something that we wrote in the report…The White House can use the language that they are using on that. I'm not gonna speculate on that.

NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."

👀 Trump lame duck watch

Me over here watching an update for one of my favorite games to play with @elliotwalls.bsky.social and suddenly, there's the old crew - @smashley.games and @deejayknight.bsky.social still holding it down