There used to be DATELINE, and PRIMETIME, 20/20 and 48 Hours … and now they’re all dead or true crime novellas. ‘60 Minutes’, the first, the top of the mountain, was the last one standing. And to get nuked even though it still makes money, wins truckloads of Emmys, gets ratings? It’s cultural arson.

This led me down a rabbit hole to this news story from February I inexplicably missed.

Nice to see the special assistant to the GM cranking the siren at the cup final. Does he get per diem for that trip?

Go Bonnies!

The Loop was supposed to transform Vegas. It's the dumbest transit system imaginable.

“DAAAAAA BACKROOMS”

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

Something very interesting is happening at the movies this spring.

Bad time to mow the lawn, frankly

Spurs! Knicks! We're gonna make it 1999 again through science or magic

If you liked "Obsession", I highly recommend Curry Barker's debut film, "Milk and Serial" which is only an hour long and available for free on YouTube. Very creepy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbzG...

LOST HIGHWAY (Lynch, 1997)

“It’s not “oh it’s gonna be a problem when he’s 37.” It could be a problem when he’s 32.” On our new episode out now, we discuss the latest on Alex Tuch, goaltending next year, if the Sabres should trade young pieces for proven talent, & more offseason questions.

Checking up on this, but it appears to be true

i don’t want to be hyperbolic but i do think it’s reasonable to say that outside a miracle run by the mnt we are in the process of fumbling a 40 year opportunity and cementing american soccer as a permanent 2nd class citizen in its own nation

Game 1 of Thunder/Spurs was one of the best games I've ever seen and I'm still fully down for as much more of this as I can get but it's remarkable how much Jordan McLaughlin Time and Olynyk Mode this series has offered in every game since.

Sports are better with villains

Happy Birthday to one-half of the finest Sabres podcast in existence! @brendanorr.bsky.social

Fun fact about this movie: It takes place in the "real world" where the Nightmare movies are also just movies, but everything in a new script starts coming true. The 1st scene of the movie features an Earthquake. Basically as soon as "New Nightmare" started filming, the Northridge Earthquake hit LA.

I realize even asking this makes me seem twice my age, but does anyone know why the 97 Rock/Rock n' Roll 500 has extended into Tuesday afternoon?

COYS

Everything's fine

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Do you think The Atlantic would let me write a think piece on Gen Z men being more reactionary because they never got to experience the original 4Loko?

Walked out of the theatre after seeing the Twin Peaks Season Two premiere to find out the Rays, Knights, and Thunder won. Maybe we do live in an irredeemable world where only evil can prevail.

Who killed Laura Palmer?

wild but true. the Knicks' current 9-game winning streak isn't just the highest margin of victory in any 9 NBA postseason games, but the highest margin of victory in any 9 games any NBA teams have played ever

Blown away by Obsession. My favorite film of the year so far. Very funny that Curry Barker got the idea to do a Monkey's Paw riff not by reading the short story, but by watching the Simpson's Treehouse of Horror parody. Not funny that Barker is only 26, can't say I care for that!

This story is incredibly good, if obviously also as infuriating as you'd expect.

Forced myself to start and finish at least 10 books last year. I did it, but it took until the last two weeks of the year. This year, I got there before Memorial Day. A little embarassing how much effort it took to get back into it, but so incredibly worth it once I got there.

like, Nolan Smith broke down in tears at the NFL Combine when talking about the death of his friend, Devin Willock, in a speeding car wreck, saying "nobody deserves to die like that." and yesterday he got arrested for driving 140 miles per hour

David Lynch: People want to explain Grogu, but when you try to put his essence into words, it diminishes the effect his presence has when you see him on screen. Even the name "Grogu" robs him of a portion of his magic. Interviewer: I see, but would you ever lend him money? Lynch: Never.

"Please keep in mind, your honor, that this isn't just any old bologna showdown"

New Roost: Hearts and Hope. On things ending, for better and for worse.

While this video may be tedious and obnoxious, it's also completely divorced from reality

When hockey hands you lemons, pound'em for juice. Read some words to pass the time til October.

Some much-needed good news today

Have to say I agree

Priority 1 this offseason should be getting a real deal star forward (like Thomas or Robertson), but I think 1B is finding a sucker to take Norris. You can't realistically contend in the long run if you're paying a guy like that $8 mil

I did 500+ podcast episodes about the Sabres before they broke the drought, so if you told me 6 months ago that by May, they'd have won 50 games and made it to Game 7 in the second round, i'd tell you to go to hell, devil. I'm smarter than that.

Mr. Goodbar is playing "Return of the Mack" during intermission so the Sabre who scores the winning goal will obviously be the one who got cheated on.

Never should've gone to UPL. He was adequate last game, but Lyon was not at all at fault in games 2 and 3.

Chicago, Dingle, Cleveland

Folks, we had another great night at Mr. Goodbar. The audio and video should be out later today. And stay tuned for announcements about the next watch party👀

You mess with Benson, he ALWAYS gets you back. Either directly (biting your finger off) or indirectly (pickpocketing)

OUR BEAUTIFUL BOY

Marty St. Louis, you will not see Valhalla. Go do some calf raises, you manlet bozo.

All the fellas shouting "SAMMY!" like Remmick at the climax of Sinners