if i was a fly i would simply not land on a plant called a venus flytrap

bad news. it’s actually pretty nice having clothes put away instead of in a pile

guy 1: i know the project wasn't a success... but you tried really hard on it. so we've decided to give you an ape for effort! :D guy 2: i think the phrase is "an A for effort". guy 1: (loud glass breaking sound, monkey vocalizations in other room) guy 1: uh oh! :D

Ears, Tails, Hand, and hair-a Fit check for my Aipom era

When the victim advocate tells you you’re going to feel like you ran 15 miles the next day, she means 100 miles. I hurt in places I didn’t know I cold be sore

I do think Everything You Do may be my favorite song of all time, though

I Remember made me tear up at the bus stop. Thanks, @thehappyfits.bsky.social 🥲 Happy Lovesick release day!

Bruh

:) it me

✨️ Human artists, use one piece of art to convince people to follow you. ✨️

The plot has been completely lost. It feels parodic at this point. Like someone is trying to force a mass delusion. No thank you.

both of these original illustrations are now up in the shop! woop woop! eiffel.art/store/oasis eiffel.art/store/above-...

Bring the fall, spooky energy! #sonicthehedgehog #sonic

Once again I wouls like to express that humans were created to make and consumed cheese bagels. War and all that other bullshit is distraction from cheese bagel.

Fruit salad! 🍊🍈 🍎 [ #illustration #smiski ]

My friend malamar ♪

I need someone to make a version of Gnarly by Katseye where every time they say “gnarly” its replaced with Wooper from Pokémon.

remember when they were like if you stop buying avocado toast you could afford to buy a house haha that was a fun time when we all could afford avocados and bread

I’m a chronic Sanderson fan and I usually give Words of Radiance the title of my “favorite book” but man do Mask of Mirrors by @macarrick.bsky.social and The Sword of Kaigen by M.L. Wang live in my head rent free 24/7. What OUTSTANDING books. I think about them pretty much constantly

Shopping🐊

For the health of your back in middle age, avoid risky activities such as: - Standing - Sitting - Lying down

field research

Flygon!! again..!

Dragonair + Dratini (crop of a bigger illustration over on my patreon)

2033:radio personality!!📻🎙️ #1日1ウパー

I love cute picrews!! Spooky!!

WIP das celebridades surfistas #pokemon #BRArt

I haven’t posted a Pokemon page in so long and I really want to do Arcanine but I am a tornado, you see, and tornadoes cannot make art, only schedule and attend appointments and feel the thrill of living without ever being able to stop to sit in it Im gonna listen to that owl city song on the bus…

two of them 🐯🪷🐯 #art #illustration

Women's pro baseball league is coming back for the first time in 80 years I am now a sports fan.

Allston Christmas seems like such a fun idea until one has battled with bed bugs. I’m taking no chances in this city 😬

Water-types!

Give my boy Flygon a mega please! 🥹🥹 #pokemon

There's a summer sale happening at inprnt, get this piece and others for 40% off ! www.inprnt.com/gallery/acid...

Living in a historical city is so fun when you’re sitting in a coffee shop and see a man in a tricorn hat confidently stride by in full garb 😂

I’m so excited for Bridesmaids and Blood this weekend >:)

mudkip 🫧

On Saturday my bridal party is picking up the dresses together, going back to mine, and testing our blood types with kits. I love my friends

It’s almost time 🎃

I have a name that can be spelled many ways and this week I have had TWO people switch to misspelling it in emails MID EMAIL EXCHANGE

floating~

new Cyndaquil art from TCG Pocket omg......

Fuck Prager U

Lily of the valley miku 🌿💚

Another fun paper cut! 🤭 #papercutart

late night sky ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺✧ #dragonite #PokemonLegendsZA #pokemon #digitalart #procreate

Pinterest sends such aggressive emails whenever a pin is removed for violating guidelines. Like girl, its not my photo, I just thought it was pretty! And they wont let me see what it was either!