had our yearly crab boil last night... hell yeah

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

My wife made a sick Dead Space costume this year. She's too powerful and must be stopped.

only repros in shipping

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Okay, it's time. I have a prized Cult of the dead cow Zippo lighter. These simply do not exist anywhere. But a CDC member is hurting and I want to encourage donations to the GoFundMe, so out it goes. Details in thread.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

internally debating whether the bug i'm investigating is more like a beautiful set of russian nesting dolls filled with wasps, or the lament configuration from hellraiser. this is more enjoyable than investigating the issue.

had a tuna melt for lunch

we've had how many years of stable diffusion and the strongest emotional reaction i've had to any of it is "huh, neat!" this shit is gonna wreck lives to produce a combined cultural impact lower than the poster section at Spencer's

they're doing it. they're doing Kinect 2.

had some soup dumplings for lunch

This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...

“I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles, rip them to pieces, and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.” - Bob Odenkirk in an interview with IGN at #SDCC. To watch our full interview: bit.ly/45n11do

its time....... for ribs

companies are so stupid right now i believe we are 1-2 years away from a recently unimaginable Kinect 2 Scenario

bluesky suffers from a lack of diversity in lunch posting. need to see more nasty lunches on here. fuck me up with a jelly and tuna on rye.

Hey folks. I was laid off in September and I have yet to find a job to replace it. I had been looking at the games industry, but I *NEED* to find something. Anything. I have 5 years of QA experience, 5 years of retail, and 7 years of hospitality experience with training others at all of those.

Nintendo has unveiled its newest gaming system, Super Mario Real. it’s a real living breathing mario and in lieu of individual games he goes on different adventures you are legally responsible for. every police department in america has agreed to shoot him on sight

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

made pizza

It's time to watch Pee-Wee's Christmas special, the show with the best guest list of all '90s media, including: Grace Jones, Little Richard, Magic Johnson, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Charo, Whoopi Goldberg, Oprah (???), Charo, Joan Rivers, KD Lang, and of course Laurence Fishburne (as Cowboy Curtis).

i dont think there was a single album that released this year that i felt compelled to really wear out, but a lot of good songs im gonna post here

there weren't a lot of standalone albums that caught me this year so my spotify wrapped is a lot the songs that their algorithm decided to keep feeding me unfortunately. outside of singles, the Undertale Soundtrack won out yet again by being my kid's favorite car album. and, frankly, well deserved.

Worked with Ben for years at Midwinter. He's an incredible designer, team lead, and everything else. Hire him immediately!

theonion.com/it-only-tues... every single tuesday, i think of this

underrated thing about this site is once you've gone to it enough you can type 'bs <enter>' into your browser bar and it brings you here so you can see all the bullshit. how does it know.

had a falafel salad for lunch. it was good.

Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

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I have a joke about game development, I've been working on it for years, we're all really excited, and I'll tell you all about it right after this last-minute all-hands meeting

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You can sign up for The Onion's print edition on our brand new website at membership.theonion.com. It's a beautiful paper that gets better as you flip through it. And there is nothing more beautiful than our centerfold.

It’s finally time to release my newest project: FollowTheCrypto.org. This website provides a real-time lens into the cryptocurrency industry’s efforts to influence 2024 elections in the United States.

nothing but respect for this all time legend

i feel like every movie theater of size (five or more screens, aka a "multiplex") should have at least one fighting game type arcade game in their lobby

hello,

have a dog, bsky

I like this site. still feels like old twitter. lots of dogs, an occasional lunch post. I can log in and read some posts and then it's done and the site lets me leave. good shit let's keep it up.

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit