Sam Means
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Brian Michael Bendis
5 days ago
RIP Sam Kieth
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Sweet, dreams!
6 days ago
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Yes, Megan Thee Stallion is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight. But also, Craig Robinson is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight. And, in addition, Heidi Gardner is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight.
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Hotties HQ 💘
10 days ago
The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins TONIGHT 8:30/7:30c | NBC and next day on Peacock 🦚
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"Flash enters the speed force" wins!
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After Harrison Ford, Chase Infiniti is my favorite actor named after a car dealership
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Marty Supreme is what they call Martin Scorsese at Burger King in France
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Mara Wilson
13 days ago
There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking” Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.
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Al Yankovic
29 days ago
My friend (& doppelgänger) Daniel Radcliffe and the great Bobby Moynihan are currently starring in the very funny NBC series “The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins” - which I would enjoy even if it DIDN’T include gratuitous Weird Al references.
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If I ran a porn store, I'd put posters in all the booths that said "You don't have to be crazy to jerk here... but it helps!" 'Cause you've gotta laugh, y'know.
about 1 month ago
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Thomas Wykes
about 2 months ago
This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines
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NBA
about 2 months ago
Tracy Morgan & Daniel Radcliffe are in the house for Lakers-Knicks 🤩🤩 Tipoff at 7pm/et on NBC & Peacock!
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔
almost 2 years ago
i bet the gas station roller feels so good for the hot dogs
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Jacob Harris
about 2 months ago
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
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It was in the trailer, so I can post one of my favorite stupid BG jokes from the show. Watch the first episode this Sunday after the Rams/Bears game on NBC!
2 months ago
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Raspberry beret The kind you find in a candy hat store
3 months ago
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"I don't have any skin in this game." - Me playing as Dry Bones in Mario Kart
3 months ago
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Ryan North
about 2 years ago
Of all the things I grasp - gently, not too firm, but with deliberate intent - and then slide my hand alllllll the way down its length, I think the most common one is railings
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When your grandma tries to buy you the Hilary Mantel book you've been wanting for Christmas.
4 months ago
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5 months ago
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The Daily Show
5 months ago
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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Tim Carvell
5 months ago
If you're looking for some food banks to donate to, we vetted a ton all over the country back in 2020, in conjunction with our marble league sponsorship, a sentence that I swear made sense in context. Anyway -- there are links to 17 of them in this thread. (And apologies for linking to... y'know.)
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Last Week Tonight on X: "Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:" / X
Congratulations to all the winners of Marble League 2020! Through our sponsorship, they raised $100K for worthy causes. Here’s a thread of the winners and where their funds went:
https://x.com/lastweektonight/status/1295877487474487297?lang=en
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Technical appreciator
5 months ago
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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One of the joys of making television is having to do writers rooms on location in places like an abandoned Sunday school classroom in Yonkers.
6 months ago
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This is great. Mike is doing something no one else is doing in comedy and it's pretty wonderful.
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You’ve Never Heard of Alt-Comedy’s Favorite Writer (He Wants It That Way)
Mike Sacks’ bizarre books and podcasts have drawn a cult following among celebrities from Jon Hamm to Bob Odenkirk. And if you don’t know his name, well, that’s entirely his fault.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/mike-sacks-interview-stanland-podcasts-1236342276/
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I have had it up to here with my three children, Jennifer, Jason, and Leigh.
7 months ago
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I'm living in hell. No one will tell me what updog is.
8 months ago
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"Rock, me Amadeus" - Mozart introducing himself to Dwayne Johnson using his middle name
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9 months ago
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I don't get what's so confusing about wanting a Mank Cave (a room entirely devoted to the movie Mank) and frankly I feel like the producers of House Hunters went out of their way to portray me in a negative light
9 months ago
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Emily Nussbaum
9 months ago
I had a fun time pulling an all-nighter with Jesse Eisenberg and Meredith Scardino while they magically speed-wrote a musical:
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Ready, Set, Libretto! Jesse Eisenberg Speed-Writes a Musical
The “Real Pain” director teamed up with the TV writer Meredith Scardino to compete in the 24 Hour Musicals, for charity. Their muse? A West Elm lamp.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/07/07/ready-set-libretto-jesse-eisenberg-speed-writes-a-musical
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"4" like "for" or "4" like "four"? Either way I have questions.
9 months ago
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weeder
9 months ago
I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
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BeijingPalmer
10 months ago
it doesn't work on jellyfish stings either so at some point you have to conclude there was just a very successful fetishist with a public health column
add a skeleton here at some point
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A great point, but why would you address it to an elephant?
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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I don't know what kind of synesthesia this is, but a great violinist sews feathers onto a mythical beast with every draw of their bow.
11 months ago
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"Body horror" is redundant
11 months ago
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Hayden Clarkin
11 months ago
The NYC council voting for this downgrade was just such an own goal.
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Jon Bois
12 months ago
i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
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domvan
about 1 year ago
Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting?
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Tim Carvell
about 1 year ago
In a parallel universe, “Studio 60” is celebrating its anniversary tonight and the big question is whether Harriet Hayes can take time away from her job in the Trump Administration to attend. (It’s okay, though! She means well!)
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"Don't you want to watch the movie before you write the tagline?" "Don't tell me how to do my job!"
about 1 year ago
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maura quint
about 1 year ago
normalize giving me a little kiss on the forehead and telling me I've done enough for today and to go to bed
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Kidz Bop should do a version of the Village People song "Macho Man" called "Macho Boy." Would be a great way to teach kids about being macho.
about 1 year ago
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One has diamonds in his pockets, but the other one knows what a prince and lover ought to be
about 1 year ago
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David Marshall
about 1 year ago
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
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The Onion
about 1 year ago
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
theonion.com/man-die...
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