RIP Sam Kieth

Sweet, dreams!

Yes, Megan Thee Stallion is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight. But also, Craig Robinson is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight. And, in addition, Heidi Gardner is on The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins tonight.

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins TONIGHT 8:30/7:30c | NBC and next day on Peacock 🦚

"Flash enters the speed force" wins!

After Harrison Ford, Chase Infiniti is my favorite actor named after a car dealership

Marty Supreme is what they call Martin Scorsese at Burger King in France

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking” Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

My friend (& doppelgänger) Daniel Radcliffe and the great Bobby Moynihan are currently starring in the very funny NBC series “The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins” - which I would enjoy even if it DIDN’T include gratuitous Weird Al references.

If I ran a porn store, I'd put posters in all the booths that said "You don't have to be crazy to jerk here... but it helps!" 'Cause you've gotta laugh, y'know.

This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines

Tracy Morgan & Daniel Radcliffe are in the house for Lakers-Knicks 🤩🤩 Tipoff at 7pm/et on NBC & Peacock!

i bet the gas station roller feels so good for the hot dogs

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

It was in the trailer, so I can post one of my favorite stupid BG jokes from the show. Watch the first episode this Sunday after the Rams/Bears game on NBC!

Raspberry beret The kind you find in a candy hat store

"I don't have any skin in this game." - Me playing as Dry Bones in Mario Kart

Of all the things I grasp - gently, not too firm, but with deliberate intent - and then slide my hand alllllll the way down its length, I think the most common one is railings

When your grandma tries to buy you the Hilary Mantel book you've been wanting for Christmas.

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

If you're looking for some food banks to donate to, we vetted a ton all over the country back in 2020, in conjunction with our marble league sponsorship, a sentence that I swear made sense in context. Anyway -- there are links to 17 of them in this thread. (And apologies for linking to... y'know.)

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

One of the joys of making television is having to do writers rooms on location in places like an abandoned Sunday school classroom in Yonkers.

This is great. Mike is doing something no one else is doing in comedy and it's pretty wonderful.

I have had it up to here with my three children, Jennifer, Jason, and Leigh.

I'm living in hell. No one will tell me what updog is.

"Rock, me Amadeus" - Mozart introducing himself to Dwayne Johnson using his middle name

I don't get what's so confusing about wanting a Mank Cave (a room entirely devoted to the movie Mank) and frankly I feel like the producers of House Hunters went out of their way to portray me in a negative light

I had a fun time pulling an all-nighter with Jesse Eisenberg and Meredith Scardino while they magically speed-wrote a musical: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

"4" like "for" or "4" like "four"? Either way I have questions.

I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.

it doesn't work on jellyfish stings either so at some point you have to conclude there was just a very successful fetishist with a public health column

A great point, but why would you address it to an elephant?

I don't know what kind of synesthesia this is, but a great violinist sews feathers onto a mythical beast with every draw of their bow.

"Body horror" is redundant

The NYC council voting for this downgrade was just such an own goal.

i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce

Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting?

In a parallel universe, “Studio 60” is celebrating its anniversary tonight and the big question is whether Harriet Hayes can take time away from her job in the Trump Administration to attend. (It’s okay, though! She means well!)

"Don't you want to watch the movie before you write the tagline?" "Don't tell me how to do my job!"

normalize giving me a little kiss on the forehead and telling me I've done enough for today and to go to bed

Kidz Bop should do a version of the Village People song "Macho Man" called "Macho Boy." Would be a great way to teach kids about being macho.

One has diamonds in his pockets, but the other one knows what a prince and lover ought to be

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

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