Classic me.

Don't agree with ICE and quoting MLK. Kiss my entire ass.

not so friendly reminder that you're white first before any other identity btw.

They made all the movie bad guys in the late 80’s and 90’s scientists, and it’s really come back to bite us in the ass.

Sometimes I get confused as to how you've set up an entire country for you to win. Everything is for you. You're the default here and your still miserable???? Tf are you so angry for?

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

As a person that owns multiple guns. I believe they should be taken away and not easy to get unless your direct job requires it. I own them for my own safety. That's point blank period. I have zero problem with giving them away if they take everyone's weapons. Two things can exist people.

this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous this is worth sharing and educating people about

My texts with my wife are just pictures of our cats looking cute and reporting on birds we see. This is the life I’ve dreamed of.

so insanely fucking real for this

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

And there it is. Time to make like 50 DND characters.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

black ocs r so awesome and attractive im gonna put all of yalls blk ocs in one room with me and shake their hands

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Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/

"republicans weren't racist in early aughts" [laughs in post-9/11-brown-person]

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

I get it but I really dislike the "the political climate is tense" phrasing the same way I don't like the "Gaza war" phrasing - we're foregoing that one side is people who want to live and the other side is people who have more power and both the means and intent to destroy and harm.

the best answer i got for this:

History repeats itself with Monster Hunter Wilds. Welcome to the Omega Experience 😂

“The heroes of The Veilguard have seen the corruption win out, and yet never stop believing that something greater is possible. It’s not even an option in The Veilguard’s eyes. The downtrodden will be protected, the oppressed will live proudly, and those who have been wronged will find new life.” 🥹

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

“nope.” So I had a minor panic, do I have to come out to my parents? Do I have to change something about myself? Then realized, “nope!” And went on living my life and kissing everybody.

Me feeding the skink: "Haha you'll eat this protein/vegetable/fruit brown mush everyday and be happy. So dumb." My oatmeal:

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Area Man Has Sad Little Routine For When He Needs Cheering Up https://theonion.com/area-man-has-sad-little-routine-for-when-he-needs-cheer-1819569359/

"This isn't who we are," says nation whose history books are a bunch of redactions

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

It’s funny seeing all the right wing talking heads try and condemn violence, only to be reposted with screenshots of their own calls to violence. Your ethos means nothing if your praxis contradicts it.

I lied...this the last one. This is for all fandoms

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You: I'm so sorry for talking so much about something that makes me happy and enthusiastic for lif- Me: *PUNCHES YOU* Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US

truly baffling that a culture obsessed with machismo and swimming in semi-automatics would struggle with gun violence

IT IS FINALLY TIME TO GET RID OF ALL MY FINANCE BRO SHIRTS. It's femme from now on y'all.

Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into

The Winter Ghost #ffxiv #ff14 #HaNeArt

this is crazy bc some of you need new clothes

Ah, yes. Yasukuni Shrine. Known for its unique perspectives on WWII consequences, such as *checks notes* enshrining war criminals.

MTHIS REALLY LONG HAT I SAW AND WAS LIKE HANG ON WHAT IS THE TEXT ON IT-

Weirdos who don't even work in games will go "industry too woke/diverse" and it's like... my brother in christ I have seen 2 other Black people on my work calls the whole year 🤦🏾‍♀️

you are not immune to ANYTHING. if you go "what about me" on someones post then you need to understand this DOES include you and you cannot be begging like a dog for validation and absolution from black people and other poc to be spared from thinking about the privilege you hold from your upbringing

Made myself an actual little pinned comm sheet ✨✨ Carrd: massiveanimal.carrd.co Comm types + TOS: massiveanimal.carrd.co#comms Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/suchamantis