I finally got the uromastyx comfortable with being in a hand!!

I am visible.

Hey so like, fuck 2026. Shit sucks out here.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

I just found out some states never stopped doing cakewalks?? What the fuck?? For those unaware: americanhistory.si.edu/explore/stor...

i often think about this review

Classic me.

not so friendly reminder that you're white first before any other identity btw.

They made all the movie bad guys in the late 80’s and 90’s scientists, and it’s really come back to bite us in the ass.

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous this is worth sharing and educating people about

My texts with my wife are just pictures of our cats looking cute and reporting on birds we see. This is the life I’ve dreamed of.

so insanely fucking real for this

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

And there it is. Time to make like 50 DND characters.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

black ocs r so awesome and attractive im gonna put all of yalls blk ocs in one room with me and shake their hands

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Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/

"republicans weren't racist in early aughts" [laughs in post-9/11-brown-person]

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

I get it but I really dislike the "the political climate is tense" phrasing the same way I don't like the "Gaza war" phrasing - we're foregoing that one side is people who want to live and the other side is people who have more power and both the means and intent to destroy and harm.

the best answer i got for this:

History repeats itself with Monster Hunter Wilds. Welcome to the Omega Experience 😂

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

“nope.” So I had a minor panic, do I have to come out to my parents? Do I have to change something about myself? Then realized, “nope!” And went on living my life and kissing everybody.

Me feeding the skink: "Haha you'll eat this protein/vegetable/fruit brown mush everyday and be happy. So dumb." My oatmeal:

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Area Man Has Sad Little Routine For When He Needs Cheering Up https://theonion.com/area-man-has-sad-little-routine-for-when-he-needs-cheer-1819569359/

"This isn't who we are," says nation whose history books are a bunch of redactions

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

It’s funny seeing all the right wing talking heads try and condemn violence, only to be reposted with screenshots of their own calls to violence. Your ethos means nothing if your praxis contradicts it.

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You: I'm so sorry for talking so much about something that makes me happy and enthusiastic for lif- Me: *PUNCHES YOU* Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US

truly baffling that a culture obsessed with machismo and swimming in semi-automatics would struggle with gun violence

IT IS FINALLY TIME TO GET RID OF ALL MY FINANCE BRO SHIRTS. It's femme from now on y'all.

Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into

The Winter Ghost #ffxiv #ff14 #HaNeArt

this is crazy bc some of you need new clothes