I'm a big fan of media analysis but sometimes the best form of media analysis is letting a piece of art sit with you, making you feel weird in a way you can't understand or explain, until one day you have a life experience and you remember the piece of art and you realize that you understand it now

It's Juneteenth y'all! I hope all black folks get their time to relax and escape at least a single day of labor. And for those who are isolated from your community or can't take the day off, be the blackest mfer up in there today. Oh also, all my white friends, thanks for all the reparation money 😘

Preemptive post:

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Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

I finally got the uromastyx comfortable with being in a hand!!

I am visible.

"The vote in the 193-member world body was 123-3, with 52 abstentions. Argentina, Israel and the United States were the three members voting against the resolution. The United Kingdom and all 27 members of the European Union were among those that abstained. " share.google/nJrvwlLSzIoP...

Hey so like, fuck 2026. Shit sucks out here.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

I just found out some states never stopped doing cakewalks?? What the fuck?? For those unaware: americanhistory.si.edu/explore/stor...

i often think about this review

Classic me.

Don't agree with ICE and quoting MLK. Kiss my entire ass.

not so friendly reminder that you're white first before any other identity btw.

They made all the movie bad guys in the late 80’s and 90’s scientists, and it’s really come back to bite us in the ass.

Sometimes I get confused as to how you've set up an entire country for you to win. Everything is for you. You're the default here and your still miserable???? Tf are you so angry for?

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

As a person that owns multiple guns. I believe they should be taken away and not easy to get unless your direct job requires it. I own them for my own safety. That's point blank period. I have zero problem with giving them away if they take everyone's weapons. Two things can exist people.

this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous this is worth sharing and educating people about

My texts with my wife are just pictures of our cats looking cute and reporting on birds we see. This is the life I’ve dreamed of.

so insanely fucking real for this

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

And there it is. Time to make like 50 DND characters.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

black ocs r so awesome and attractive im gonna put all of yalls blk ocs in one room with me and shake their hands

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Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/

"republicans weren't racist in early aughts" [laughs in post-9/11-brown-person]

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

I get it but I really dislike the "the political climate is tense" phrasing the same way I don't like the "Gaza war" phrasing - we're foregoing that one side is people who want to live and the other side is people who have more power and both the means and intent to destroy and harm.

the best answer i got for this:

History repeats itself with Monster Hunter Wilds. Welcome to the Omega Experience 😂

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

“nope.” So I had a minor panic, do I have to come out to my parents? Do I have to change something about myself? Then realized, “nope!” And went on living my life and kissing everybody.

Me feeding the skink: "Haha you'll eat this protein/vegetable/fruit brown mush everyday and be happy. So dumb." My oatmeal:

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Area Man Has Sad Little Routine For When He Needs Cheering Up https://theonion.com/area-man-has-sad-little-routine-for-when-he-needs-cheer-1819569359/

"This isn't who we are," says nation whose history books are a bunch of redactions

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

It’s funny seeing all the right wing talking heads try and condemn violence, only to be reposted with screenshots of their own calls to violence. Your ethos means nothing if your praxis contradicts it.

I lied...this the last one. This is for all fandoms

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You: I'm so sorry for talking so much about something that makes me happy and enthusiastic for lif- Me: *PUNCHES YOU* Me: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR FINDING JOY IN THIS MISERABLE WORLD AND LOUDLY SHARING IT Me: IN DARK TIMES THE SMALLEST LIGHTS SHINE BRIGHTEST Me: YOU SUSTAIN THE REST OF US

truly baffling that a culture obsessed with machismo and swimming in semi-automatics would struggle with gun violence