Count Binface .v. The British Establishment

Vote Binface...

hot out there. Stay hydrated my fellow brain damaged brethren... www.headway.org.uk/about-brain-...

New Bayeux discovery ... !!! "Look! Nigel Farage is being attacked by a man with a cistern on his head." via Terry Haines

What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

We get the politics the few pay for. #democracy - it would be a good idea open.substack.com/pub/bylineti...

No other world leader is known for shitting himself. #FactsMatter

🔴 The Walls Are Closing In Around Nigel Farage’s Crypto Insurgency Nigel Farage’s party is now connected to multiple parliamentary and police investigations, as questions grow about its opaque crypto-connected funding, reports @mattmgallagher.bsky.social bylinetimes.com/2026/07/10/t...

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

Come on, we just wanna see him debating with a bin with more charisma than him !!!

Communism has been around since the 19th century and your President is an idiot.

"Farage Stunt Flops as Reform Cash Questions Multiply" 'Nigel Farage is certainly no friend of the working class. A privately educated former banker who moved from trading in the City to trading in fear' morningstaronline.co.uk/article/fara...

There may be some clues here, who knows? “Fiona Cottrell’s son… had offered money-laundering services on the dark web and subsequently wrote a book called How to Launder Money” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Absolutely, definitely, not “the Establishment”…

Farage won 46% of the vote last time which means a majority voted for ‘not Farage’ Logic says that if the only ‘not Farage’ option is youself then you will be the next MP of Clacton. Hail Binface. 😎

I am glad the work of the Timms review found that the current assessment system and points based criteria are dehumanising, harmful and counterproductive. It shows that the Government’s previous proposals were as misconceived as many MPs alongside Disabled People’s Groups were saying a year ago.

"Count Binface joins us in the studio" The hero we desperately need. Binface for PM! 😂 Sub-par jokes to one side, worth a watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=91YA...

Guys, I NEED Count Binface to win I can't explain how funny it would be

I have never wanted anything more than to see #countbinface voted in as MP for #Clacton #ukpolitics

"Few things could more astutely summarise the state of our national politics in 2026, than the spectacle of such a ludicrous character, whose head looks like a grey bucket with a gaping mouth drawn on it, standing in a totally pointless by-election against Count Binface."

It's not so much the fact that Binface is running that's funny. It's the fact there are people on 'certain sides' *genuinely* trying to unmask/discredit/smear him as it's the only option they've got in terms of candidates against the frog-mouthed wanker.

Nye Bevan died #OnThisday 1960, and the NHS just turned 78. Today, we celebrate his life, work, and humanism. The NHS is his legacy, and it is one which must be protected. #HumanistHeritage heritage.humanists.uk/aneurin-bevan/

‘There’s No Money In Politics If You’re Straight’: How Farage’s Words Are Coming Back To Haunt Him The Reform UK leader once claimed that only the corrupt could make money in politics. Now questions about his… https://bylinetimes.com/2026/07/06/nigel-farage-cottrell-finances-donations-harborne/

🔴 NEW: ‘There’s No Money In Politics If You’re Straight’: How Farage’s Words Are Coming Back To Haunt Him By @josiahmortimer.bsky.social The Reform UK leader once claimed that only the corrupt could make money in politics. Read the full story below.

Nigel Farage reportedly received undeclared funding for security, drivers, staff and accommodation. Yet despite the financial help, the Reform leader seemingly still struggles to afford the travel to Clacton

Things are starting to look very dark for Farage. He's stuck in a ferocious scandal where he cannot get his story straight and his excuses raise more questions than they answer inews.co.uk/opinion/nige...

USA starting lineup against Belgium has just been announced by FIFA #USABEL

@nealshepperson.bsky.social This is one of our new next door neighbours, obviously an England fan.

'Posh George': Who is aristocrat and convicted criminal at heart of Farage controversy? - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It’s almost like there’s a pattern 🤨

Farage is done. He simply cannot become PM. He’s a ragingly greedy, corrupt, national security risk. We aren’t America. Anyone shouting “witchhunt” on this just looks like an idiot. Off you go, you most loathsome man.

Here I am last night, serving the people of Clacton and earning my £98k salary by making my 14th trip to the US since becoming an MP, speaking to MAGA morons in Washington DC.

Love this. 👏👏👏👏

Most respected...😂😂😂

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The walls are closing in around the Reform leader and some of Nigel Farage's allies now believe he could soon be heading for the door www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-scanda...

Zohran Mamdani's wealth tax raised $12bn a year in just New York City. It's time to tax the rich everywhere.

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Why should Nigel Farage bother to attend House of Commons debates & votes, or worry about constituents in Clacton, when he's got lots of big earners like these on the go ... via Jonathan Pie

Jayati Ghosh told Novara Media that GDP growth has become detached from jobs, wages and poverty reduction. 👇

Serving as an MP is a privilege and should be viewed as such by those who do the job – not as a part-time role or a get-rich-quick scheme. We need a ban on second jobs for MPs now.