Wearing Slowdive again. I think it might be my favorite of the set It's warm and floral and spicy but in a unique way. It doesn't seem like a traditional high end perfume #sotd

My feed right now

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I did my ozempic shot, please clap ... Yes it's two days late we're not gonna focus on that part 😑

I know everyone hates these characters but every time I see them I imagine the ad exec who sat upright in bed at 3 AM with the epiphany that bears shit in the woods.

Staring at the wall and eating so many Nerds Gummy Clusters that I make my jaw hurt but yeah, totally no point in screening women in my generation for autism or ADHD. we all turned out fine! just fine!!!

WinCo is doing free turkeys 🦃 again for 2025, when you spend $125, etc, etc. Good for them, even though turkey prices are up. If you make more than 1 trip Nov 19-26, you can put an extra in the freezer! 😉 But, remember, no credits cards at WinCo. Bring cash, debit, etc.

Friendly tip for folks. My discord got hacked yesterday and my computer was acting funky ever since. Turns out it was malware installed through a blender file I bought as part of an asset pack on CG Trader. I didn’t know blender files were being used this way, but I figured I’d spread the word.

Took the kids out to lunch at Dave & Busters and The Fountains is *hopping* today. Obviously lots of people have the day off

Oof my phone has a big spiderweb crack on the back. One of those drops finally got through the case Oh well. I need to replace it by January anyway. Guess I just won't get shit in trade in value

Get to know your Mutuals, list 10 random things you like: 90s alternative music with female vocalists Sci-fi with queer/progressive themes Stardew Valley Singing Being cozy Dogs Owls Nerds Gummy Clusters KPop Demon Hunters Raspberries

banger. and this is how I learned Ulta is pulling out of target, which slaps. they hooked me with the rewards and price range diversity, but I stay getting my frivolous little treats there in-store bc the visible queerness and inclusivity is genuinely a cultural oasis here in Montana

I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently. In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?” And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.

This Veteran's Day think about all the veterans at home who are struggling with healthcare costs going up, mental health issues, SNAP being cut, the VA being terrible (because it has been terrible for a long time) Look for a way to donate or support in your local community.

It’s really cool that YouTubeTV is going to give me a $20 credit for not providing the service that I paid for. But instead of just giving it back, they’re letting me do a mini quest. All I have to do is go to the bridge and answer the Troll’s riddle three. They knew I loved extra tasks.

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

I feel like everything you need to know about our current political craptitude is evident in me packing a guillotine pendant for someone I know is a Quaker. 😆😆😆

Happy ”cosmetic brands having obscene sales on their websites so they don’t breach their Amazon contract” season to all who celebrate ($11 Tarte, 30% off Clinique, post your Instagram ad finds here! share the love!)

I thought I had gotten good at controlling my expression, but apparently only when I wasn’t feeling actual emotions.

Birbs at my bird feeders!! Can't tell what kind. Sparrow or junco Black phoebe also buzzing around but they don't eat seeds

This year we have sold 31% of the advent calendars that we sold last year 😓 The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺 The facts are so good 🥺 Eels are so cool 🥺 Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net

Men: Women want a man who is 6', has a 6 pack, and makes 6 figures Women: I want a man who will listen, make plans, and ideally carry snacks for when I have forgotten to eat and am about to be hangry.

Head full of bees, head full of bees 🐝 Of course now one of the new MMC songs popped into my head "Show us how you please the bees" I wish I knew!!

If you lecture disabled people about shopping at amazon, I hope mice eat your plumbing.

My husband's watching a high stakes poker tournament. I half notice one older woman at the table while watching the movie earlier Look over now and uh yeah. That's not some lady that's Jennifer Tilly. And she's kicking ass

Sprout wanted to watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul It was surprisingly funny especially for this "wacky family antics" genre Also Alicia Silverstone was Greg's mom. I thought my husband was pulling my leg but IMDB validated it

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

hey friends. I’ve joined over 60 other content creators on a team for @feedingamerica.org. $1 = 10 meals, meaning even a single dollar donation will help de-enshittify the holidays for hungry families. give if you can, boost if you can’t. thank you! ❤️💪 teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...

The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.

Got hit with an eviction notice, so I’m opening commissions to help me and my family move and get back on our feet. It’s a tough spot, but I’m determined to make it through and I promise to always deliver with my art! 🥹 Reposts & support mean everything right now 💕 VGEN: vgen.co/rejzyberry

(ignoring my 28 children to get the computer to say “I LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE” in a way that feels genuine)

He’s just not that into you. Burrowing Owl, Woodland, CA. 🪶

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

My S.O.B.

Rochester knows, it's gotta be the great great House of Guitars youtu.be/dzDONW4y5RY?...

I need to get a new phone but I just got a new work phone and I'm not sure I can handle all the little configuration shit for two of them back to back 🙃 This one is over five years old and my CGM won't work with it as of January so 🤷‍♀️

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

Yes. This will fix the boycott over DEI. Weird gesticularions near cat litter.

Once saw somebody answer "what did Watson and Crick discover?" with "Rosalind Franklin's notes," that's always been a favorite of mine.

About 40 new things on the shop AND new stuff was moved into clearance. LGBTQIA+ staffed and owned, flat $4 US shipping! www.peculiarityshop.com

Poke bowl for lunch was a good choice

Tech issues have plagued my therapist as well, so no therapy session today. I'm actually okay with that for this week.

10/10 take. No notes.

Apparently it's Tech Problems Friday 🙃 finna crash out!!! IT had to wipe my work laptop. Forgot to have me connect to the domain before I took it home. So I'm working from my 17" Alienware personal laptop today but none of my shit is where I want it

I'm full of dun wanna today even though it's WFH day

Taco Bell is selling a Baja Blast pie for 19.99 that I know is just a sprite pie/coke pie recipe that uses condensed milk or gelatin. you can make it for less!

California is MAD

Look, it's not even in the top thousand offenses of this administration, but I can't get over how fucking tacky and gaudy the Oval Office has become under this clown. I'm surprised he hasn't thrown up some LIVE LAUGH LOVE pictures to complete the look of "strip mall Italian restaurant"