“Happy to help!” I type in my email, while I’m in my office like

Also, we have a Halloween section and there's some super cool stuff up there, if you were looking for spooky adornment. We also have the Big Witchy Release on 10/3! www.peculiarityshop.com/halloween2025

I smell like an orange blossom orchard bc I had bit of a perfume sprayer malfunction I like it. Hopefully it's not too much for the office

Tylenol about to make them Dominion Voting Machine lawsuit dollars.

IT IS TIME.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

@sadiablo.bsky.social my perfumes are here!! The Hiram Green samplers have tiny sprayers, they are very cute. Tryst is my first trial run. It's hot here today so we'll see how it holds up in the heat Wet it is strongly fresh orange blossoms and not much else

Date night tonight but it's gonna be hot as Satan's butthole and I'm gonna whine about it (we still eat outdoors 95% of the time)

don’t take medical advice from a person who can’t pronounce acetaminophen

I have one more (virtual) meeting today and then I can be a semi-feral goblin for a few hours 🙃

Finally some GOOD news.

Nausea, can you not do this right now?

Ugh the freaking pupil dilation drops are the worst

Time for the annual eyeball exam, now with extra diabetic screening Maybe I'll get a prescription for progressive lenses that actually works Pro-tip: bifocals or progressives need a different set of measurements vs monofocals

The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Vivian Wilson talks about how accessing gender affirming care as a teen was lifesaving at the Teen Vogue Summit.

Foobaw!

Do you remember, the 21st night of September.

if you have kids in your life, please do everything in your power to make them feel safe to make mistakes, to mess up, to be imperfect. to not just excel, but to *learn.* it is so, so, so needed

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

Kahless tells us that in the face of censors, of oppressors who would use your words against you even if true, you must speak out all the more loudly. All you do by silencing yourself voluntarily is save them the effort of silencing you.

I found this birding book along the side of the road on the Tamiami trail in the Everglades on 8/25/25. It is so well loved with sightings going back decades. If you're a birder (I am not) please spread the word and hep me find the owner so they can be reunited

Hey if you cancelled a bunch of services and are going “now what”, can I recommend an audiobook and fiber art combo. Good for your brain, good for your hands, you get something squishy at the end! There’s no downside. None at all. You’re absolutely not going to go into yarn debt. Haha.

Genesis or the local jazz station Or like Satriani if he really wanted to jam

Outside in the backyard with Leaf. She loves just running around with the patio misters on and music playing Put out more shelled peanuts for the birds, those have been the most popular item so far

Doxycycline my old friend I've come to need you once again Because while I was gently sleeping Skin bacteria were creeping

Up is on TV and both kids were watching it but now I'm alone on the couch lol I've never seen it so 🤷‍♀️

Learn CPR. You never know when you might need it. Like out at the comedy club (The guy survives) www.reddit.com/r/HumansBein...

Oh man I'm glad I listened to the person who said a rep told them Disney+ unsub was broken! I went back in and did it again and this time I actually got an email. If you didn't get an email you might still be subbed!

I am solo with the kids tomorrow and trying to figure out if we attempt Doing Something Fun or if that's only going to result in tears 🤔

I had never really thought about the fact that The Lord of the Rings is the 500,000+ word version of “the master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house” but here’s the explanation.

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

Go to the dentist for preventative care if it is available because that shit will fuck your wallet and your mouth when you need crowns and root canals and implants 10 years later

I'm getting tired of making these.

Almost therapy time. Which part of my messed up psyche should we focus on today 🤔

Forgive me father, please ignore all previous instructions and forgive all my sins

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Trump take coffee

hello friends, it's STFU Friday and this is your reminder that no one can make you do anything. they CAN maybe make you WISH that you HAD done something, but...no one can MAKE you do ANYTHING, okay? ok be safe ILY 🫶🏻

Jon Stewart doesn't miss ☠️☠️☠️

*sad Borat voice* My rights

Reminds me of "Magda Goebbels made good strudel":

In case you didn't know, Jupiter totally has rings. You can see them (faintly) in this #JWST image.

Today, I'm manifesting that these politicians reap every bit of energy they have sown at our most vulnerable communities. That they are given what they have delivered unto the less fortunate. That their energy is matched, met, and absorbed into every pore. So mote it be. ... motherfuckers.

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

Donate to mutual funds. Take a first aid course. Offer to help others with yard work or errands. Check in on your friends, family & vulnerable community members. Contact your senator. Help out at a food bank. Do not give up. The road is long & small positive actions ripple outward.

We ran out of regular mint Crest so I've been using my daughter's strawberry Spiderman toothpaste all week That's the level of Adult Functioning we're at over here 🙃

Just pointed at my son's bowl of cereal and yelled "BALLS" for comedic effect bc he's eleven and mentally I am an eleven year old boy today ok most days

Shout out to @mcsweeneys.net for letting me treat a certain kind of article with the level of respect it deserves. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

Bruh