I think this is the first 'adult cheat codes' style article I've read that does, actually, have good advice in it and not just "wash your hands and set up a high return trading account." www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...

FYI: That image being shared around, the one where the government is trying to define trans people as terrorists? It's been edited. The stuff is all in there, yes, but two paragraphs have been put together to make it look as scary as possible. THIS IS EXTREMELY IRRESPONSIBLE, DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS

My daughter's pithy summation: "Covid reminded people they lived in a society; and they hated it."

My random rabbit hole discovery yesterday: Musical artist Poe, who you probably on know from late 90s alt bangers "Angry Johnny" and "Hello" is the sister of the dude (Mark Z. Danielewski) who wrote the bizarre horror meta fiction book "House of Leaves" 🤯

Woot's having a deal until the 17th of 5 user-crested and nerdy t-shirts for $30. Really hard to pass up. This is where I've got all my nerdy shirts from. shirt.woot.com/plus/5-shirt...

Dont think too hard. Top ten songs of all time for you Caught a Lite Sneeze / Tori Amos Help I'm Alive / Metric The Trick is to Keep Breathing / Garbage The Night We Met/ Lord Huron Black Out Days / Phantogram Hey Ya / Outkast (cont)

Fitbit users: the Fitbitapp is getting fully sucked into the Google Vortex as of May 19, boooo It will be the Google Health app and it does nothing that I want 😑 good thing I cancelled my subscription in January support.google.com/fitbit/answe...

Fitbit users: the Fitbitapp is getting fully sucked into the Google Vortex as of May 19, boooo It will be the Google Health app and it does nothing that I want 😑 good thing I cancelled my subscription in January support.google.com/fitbit/answe...

If you are a business in Fair Oaks you must have chimkin art

There is a crew of about ten dudes installing cubicles about 5 feet from my office door. This should be a super productive day with no distractions! 🙃

Good morning! 🪶

How do we convince guys that what we’re really into is houseworkmaxxing

Tired: shaking it (booty) like a Polaroid picture 🙅 Wired: shaking it (vagina) at the ground like maracas 🤩

Retractions never get proportional attention. This one should.

Mother's Day from my guys

73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need: -Paid family leave -Equal pay -Universal childcare -Universal healthcare (But get your mom flowers, too)

The English language needs a word for the rage I feel when the company that makes the pants I like discontinues them.

Nobody fucking listens to me.

🎵 oh no oh no oh no no no no no🎵

Holy ouch my poor toes. The nail tech did a good job but fucking ingrown nails are the worst. Who cursed me with these. Ugh. Fellow customer to my right was sympathetic & said she has to have hers done every 3-4 weeks to prevent it 😬 I do not have the time for that

Why do women insist on having conversations on speakerphone in the nail salon? Girl, you are so messy. I don't want to hear all your business. Put a damn Bluetooth in

One of the other stylists at the salon is an Asian man with very avant garde fashion style Today he was wearing jeans. Which were literally impregnated with silver glitter. They were so fucking sparkly "Where does someone even find jeans like that?" I mused Friends, they were Balenciaga 😲

Time to get my hairs did 💇‍♀️ And pedicure later 💅 Mother's Day, treat yo self

Very cool. What it told me was not really anything I was too concerned about or didn't already know, but I did learn a thing or two.

This post must have hit Explore tab or Popular with Friend and is now my most popular skeet lol This amuses me

Augh event scheduling logistics. My brain hurts It's like a real "a train leaves Boston at 8pm" kinda thing except there are six events and only 7 people that can staff them but we also still need coverage in the office, and Memorial Day is in there so vacation days It's a problem for Monday

Revisited this in therapy today. I've realized basically all of my self-talk/mental voice is negative. Especially about myself. I also quoted this guy but it was just the "I got a lotta problems" part

"Take the Nestea plunge" (Mostly because it became an MST3K reference)

My Door Dasher is sending me memes about waiting for my food 😂 this is a new one

It exists! I interviewed backup dancers, producers, the costume designer, the song’s producers who granted the rights, and so many more who were involved: web.archive.org/web/20240227...

Kind of surprised that this hasn't been bigger news. It's finals week for a whole lot of universities, and yet, Canvas (a learning/grading platform used by ~9,000 schools globally) is currently inaccessible because of a pay-or-have-your-data-leaked hack. www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-in...

As ordained by ancient prophecy, sharing the joy once again.

Me, nine-ish years ago: I miss my knitting group but the kids are so little. I'll go back someday Me, today, seeing a post that a 3rd friend is moving out of town: shit 💔

Thank God it's a work from home day for me 😌 And it's also date night tonight 🍸

Listen you WANT every novel in the 19 novel @seananmcguire.bsky.social October Daye series. (Also I shall be at Worldcon.)

The Hugo Packet alone is worth more than the cost of a @laworldcon.bsky.social membership As a member of their staff, I encourage you to register for the con: scifiinc99.regfox.com/membership

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

Moana season continues at my house 😅

The replies to this post are hilarious

It's true! I'm hiring another senior writer for my team. Position is FT, remote. Come work with me and some truly brilliant, creative folks to create Cyberpunk 2 💥🦾 www.cdprojektred.com/en/jobs/2205...

Every guy in a videogame:

This article is an absolute masterclass in how to write an article debunking misinformation without platforming the misinformation one iota

Some people really just don't seem to grasp that chronic conditions generally don't just go away, even if you try. Sometimes medication is more like eyeglasses than ibuprofen.

Street tacos for lunch 🌮 white people tacos + margaritas for dinner on Cinco de Mayo Taco Tuesday 🌮

You boy, what day is it? Today? Why, it’s

Hey, what kind of omen is this?

I don't even go here but damn y'all's Heated Rivalry man looks hot AF

if Gwendoline Christie ever disappoints may I not see it. may the gods turn away the sight from me.

I don't care about the Met Gala but I do love Jared's threads every year Shhhhh my show is on