Ah, to be a cockatoo eating a croissant

Last night one of my best friends from college, whom I haven’t talked to in like 10 years, called me just as I was going to bed. We talked for 4 hours catching up, sharing the all the good stuff, the bad stuff, and the awkward stuff. Really tired today, but very glad.

I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.

As always, mood.

Friday night, and I’m all purple and sparkly. Objectively I know how I look, but I feel pretty and right now that’s making me happy. #PrincexInDisguise

Opening night of "Return of the Jedi". Audience cheered the 20th Century Fox logo. We cheered louder for the Lucasfilm logo. We screamed for "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away". And when the words Star Wars appeared and the theme music blasted, we were in an absolute frenzy.

Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with? 🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫

Past few months I've experienced some denial and some anger over my marriage ending, but mostly I've kept stuff bottled up so I didn't feel anything. Tonight at my church was a service for people experiencing grief, and I was able to feel sad for the first time.

Deathface Ginny from Pretty Deadly. #art #fanart #artsky ☠️🐓

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My hero of 2025

Own the Pug Chef PRINT! One more day of 10% off EVERYTHING at gricklemart.com! Sale ends tomorrow (Dec.12th)! Buy directly from the artists you love! #grickledoodle #pugs #art #prints #cartoon #dogs #drawing #funny #cooking

They tell me you are a woman with true grit.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

anyone who has raised a newborn without the help of a fuckass chatbot should be legally allowed to beat this man to death

I refuse to believe this is anything but a Muppet because what in the made of branches is this shark

What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again? Programming in FORTRAN77

Pillars of 👀 🔭🐡🧪🎨

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!

Really wanting some jelly beans.

@redcomets.net Bro, I am so glad you are my internet friend. I will always value you.

Went for a “can I go all-out without making a goddam mess on my face?” look. Satisfied with the data acquired. #PrincexInDisguise

Inside of me is the young porcupine I heard in the night when I was camping once, climbing a tree, munching noisily, silent for a few seconds followed by a sudden thud, then climbing again.

Getting ready to start watching the next season with my sister tonight

People have made jokes about how high Carrie Fisher looks in this, but consider: Princess Leia the character is blitzed out of her mind for the holidays.

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Mood.

This sign raises more questions than it answers

This reminds me of the scene in The Professional where Natalie Portman shoots a politician with a sniper rifle, creating Secret Service chaos until he gets up and it was just a paintball. Then she turns to Leon and asks “Next time can we use real bullets?”

NANO BANANA www.mirror.co.uk/3am/weird-ce...

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!” “I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

Please, Apple, do this one right. Neuromancer by @greatdismal.bsky.social finally gets a TV series. Could be amazing, but expectations will be high from all of us who read these books when we were young. Count Zero was a personal fave.

Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not

Now that I'm working in an office in an office building again, I really really wish it was in a Galactic Starcruiser, because that'd be freaking awesome.

RIP MuppetLand.

You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. Oh, lordy, yes, please make it so.

I will always miss Muppetvision 3D, just as I will always miss Mr Toad's Wild Ride. But I really wanna ride this mofo.

Sunday night and I'm watching videos on how to apply eyeliner. Because I'm thinking "a 4yo drew on my face with a Sharpie" just isn't quite the look I want. #PrincexInDisguise

Every time I see the Millennium Falcon in person, I instantly revert back to being nine years old.

It's fun pointing this out to people in your party at Hollywood Studios. They don't see it, they don't see it, they don- OHHHHH I SEE IT

So YouTube just threw up a commercial for some organic drink product and one of the ingredients the dude mentioned was cordyceps. That's the parasitic fungus that was the basis for the zombie apocalypse show The Last Of Us. Why would you use this? DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: -Skunk -Porcupine -Elk -Coral snake -Stingray

You will be visited by three spirits

I dunno, I just think we’ve lost sight of the true meaning of Black Friday.

Just volunteered to help out my church’s AV team with their various production and webcast tasks. Figure if nothing else, I can bring my leet “crawl around on the floor and figure out if the damn thing has come unplugged” skills to the table.

Facts.

Marjorie Liu and Sana Takeda's Monstress Gets a Gold Foil Treatment to Celebrate its 10th Anniversary #comics #comicbooks

Had a very pleasant Thanksgiving dinner with @triscribe.bsky.social and their mom, aka my first wife. At a basic restaurant, but the company was pleasant, and that was what mattered.