Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-adds-additional-wedding-dates-in-l-a-miami-boston/

The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.

There are so many Photoshop opportunities from this old charlie bronson movie

A few spots opened today if you were looking for a Friday or Saturday night room in CB2026's on-site hotel.

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Put John Sterling in Monument Park. RIP legend.

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Mic cut out during O Canada and the Buffalo crowd brought it home

Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew

You dont have a beard sir, respectfully

THERAPIST: 2003 Video Game LeBron isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. 2003 VIDEO GAME LEBRON:

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

DRAFT TIME IS HAPPENING ONCE AGAIN WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THE DRAW PLAY DRAFT EXTRAVAGANZA THREAD

Knicks, Yanks, Sabres, the Draft... I'm gonna be busy for the next few hours!

The truth is coming. Jim Haggerty returns, only on theonion.info

Oneil Cruz bounced a homer off the top of the fair pole

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

We go way back

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free

"pls don't look into me any further"

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

Stable one! Welcome back, Artemis!

Only 2 Dead In Bearable Tragedy https://theonion.com/only-2-dead-in-bearable-tragedy/

JO ADELL WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Holy Shit, Man Walks On Fucking Moon

NASA Worried Moon Won’t Remember Them https://theonion.com/nasa-worried-moon-won-t-remember-them-1849492372/

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business https://theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return-will-be-strictly-limited-to-carpentry-business/

Invisible Man is a legend, but Stu is still just so damn good!

Holy shit, they're gonna be revising Alex's backstory.

Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw

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If only you assholes bought more V-Bucks, this multi-billion dollar company could have workers!

Epic said in a blog post Tuesday morning that due to a downturn in Fortnite, the company is "spending significantly more than we're making, and we have to make major cuts to keep the company funded." This is the second major layoff at Epic since 2023, when it cut 830 employees.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank#Cum-Cum#DeutscheBank#Ermittlung

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