Split the white supremacy-Farage vote and let Binface come through the middle? Excellent strategy 😂

When my vegan partner was in North Shore Hospital for emergency surgery the meals were a joke: dairy yoghurt and a rock hard kiwifruit for breakfast with no way of cutting the fruit open. I resorted to bringing him meals. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/hospital-...

No, not the sun but the full moon. 7am over Catalina Bay, Hobsonville Point.

For those of you not watching the football: behold, the first daffodil of spring! After a few days of messy weather, we get calm and sun for the weekend in Tāmakimakaurau

Bring back subediting…

Red sky morning, Tāmakimakaurau. Might be a more dramatic commute home this evening.

Why are there no comments on the unreliability of generative AI like ChatGPT and what this might mean for people caught in a “computer says no” nightmare? #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Punching down …

Mōrena Tāmakimakaurau The fog has just rolled in …

Aries: You don't have a haunted doll in your collection because you are the haunted doll.

Recommendations for a central-ish Auckland dermatologist to check a possible skin cancer (not a mole) My dermatologist charges $450 for a consultation, even if it takes 5mins. I know she is excellent but this is outrageous!

Bit of a pea souper on the upper Waitematā this morning. Checked the motorway traffic cameras for a look around the city and it seems to be fairly localised. Can hear the ferry horn as it comes in from Beach Haven but cannot see it …

Aries: Please stop touching the Amulet of Unceasing Regret. It’s not a toy.

How are we supposed to get to know him if he wont answer questions!? #NZPol

Anyone else having trouble with the rebooted TVNZ+? New sign-in was straightforward but now it won’t load the shows we want to see

Impressive sunset, not adequately captured by my phone

I jumped out of an aeroplane once. It was okay because I WAS WEARING A PARACHUTE

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

For Kiwis

My phone camera does not capture the Red Sky In The Morning-ness of today’s sunrise over Sunset Bay (Beach Haven)

Watching the tv series Twisted Metal Based on the violent video game And all the ads on TVNZ + Are about luxury retirement villages What algorithm matches that programme with those ads with us?

The timeline

Nice morning for it

No traffic outside because fuel prices too high …

Palantir CEO promises that his technology will reduce educated women's economic and political power newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

Country holds breath to see what runs out first: petrol or Prime Minister

Made it to Friday but at what cost

All Business. The government’s new focus on a the homeless, beggars, and street people. “Move on” orders, fines and prison sentences. My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol #Homes #Homeless #Poverty #prison #MentalHealth #Police

I am using a Brick to limit my social media; have opted to turn off selected Apps from 9am Mon-Fri. Can’t turn them back on until I get home from work & tap my phone to the physical brick device. Facebook is shitting itself! It is working so hard to get my attention! Notifications galore!!! 😭

Auckland city here I come!

Chaos at the ferry terminal - the minority of us still using AT Hop cards are tagging on but people with the new-fangled phones and credit cards cannot …

Oh, I think the biggest scam are recipes that assume you only need a few minutes to properly cook onions.

I've just caught some clips of the Superb Owl and have some observations. 1) No owl 2) Mr Bunny wasn't bad 3) They seemed to be playing substandard rugby All very confusing. #superbowl

Tell us where the retired judge lives Bernard. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/... Mayor Wayne Brown hopes new Auckland planning rules won’t mean going back to square one as retired judge urges halt to suburban housing push

Watching #TheBlock Australia finale - the auction - with my retired architectural designer partner. Such shit houses make great opportunity for derisive commentary.

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Wordle 1,689 will catch some people out 👀 #Wordle

Today’s Wordle will catch people out …

Google again extending the deadline for FitBit users to sync with Google … I’m guessing I wasn’t the only user prepared to throw their enshittified FitBit away rather than comply 🤷‍♀️

Maybe they'll release all the Epstein files this weekend to distract from Melania's movie bombing.

Shortest Summer Sheets season ever 🥶 😢 #CallThisSummer?

How big is Greenland? Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.

Same. Assumed it was fake bc - really??

Ruin a band by changing one letter. Job Division

Aries: Live, laugh, lower your expectations.

Is there anywhere in Auckland that still has free covid rat tests? We’ve ploughed through heaps with everyone’s covid being at different stages🦠

Looking for a stocking filler? Best purchase ever: a large plastic screw that holds your beach umbrella in place 🏖️