Happy New Year, everyone*! May it be better than the worst of 2025 and may you all have a peaceful, prosperous and joyful 2026! *Not you Putin.

Happy New Year to all fans of the Gregorian calendar, especially those who have already started 2026.

Boris Johnson : Unsold

Vote early, vote often. Should there be a national homage to the racist friend of the Le Pens, islamophobe and homophobe Brigitte Bardot ? For those who don't speak French, the options are: Non

Ready to pounce... ...any moment now...

It must be a bank holiday or something because I've just broken a tooth. C'est la putain magie de Noël !

Vote early, vote often. Should there be a national homage to the racist friend of the Le Pens, islamophobe and homophobe Brigitte Bardot ? For those who don't speak French, the options are: Non

Just to be clear, if you try to put words in my mouth that I didn't say, then you can get in the box marked "Misinformation". Not playing that game.

I've been thinking about what to post about the death of Brigitte Bardot. I'm done thinking about it. She was a racist and a homophobe who did some other things as well, but those other things don't come close to erasing her bigotry. A reminder that awful people can sometimes do nice things too.

Leaks des données FR depuis 10 jours : - RED (SFR) - Ministère des Sports - LICRA - Chronopost - Justice (.fr) - Altitude Infra - 123 Casting - FF de Natation - Adecco - Mondial Relay - Nouvelle Lune - Commune de Lens - FF de Kickboxing - ACRV - HelloWork - PayTrip - Allegro Musique - Europages

This is grim. Andrew still walks free.

Servitude.

Do you want to tell them or shall I? 😂

Rudolph Walker is such a good actor. #Eastenders

The family absolutely nailed it with this year's Christmas present!

IT'S FUCKING SNOWING!!!!! ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

Merry Christmas, freaks!

In this season of goodwill to all, I would like to take a moment to reach across the divide and sincerely wish President Trump @whitehouse-47.bsky.social the Christmas he deserves. To celebrate, I have bought some of his commemorative Christmas treats to enjoy. 🎄

In this season of goodwill to all, I would like to take a moment to reach across the divide and sincerely wish President Trump @whitehouse-47.bsky.social the Christmas he deserves. To celebrate, I have bought some of his commemorative Christmas treats to enjoy. 🎄

1€ Lidl plant rescue. I'm no horticulturalist but I think they need water.

So, I did a year of monthly badges on Duolingo with a streak that is now 1231 days long but, seriously, this is a pisspoor effort from them.

Bloody hell! Two days before Christmas and the utter state of British TV tonight! Is this a punishment for something?

Remember, innocent until proven guilty. Keep quiet so you don't risk the trial outcome. 👍🤐 news.sky.com/story/comedi...

Andrew Commoner is the Invisible Man. Pass it on.

Her sign doesn't say she supports Palestine Action. Thoughts and prayers to Plod at this difficult time of year. news.sky.com/story/greta-...

Andrew Commoner is the Invisible Man. Pass it on.

Any litigator who has stressed over bundles and redactions can now at least realise they did a better job of it than the US government. Amateur hour disclosure.

I ask my students to engage and post interesting things on here. I always tell them that images work well. This is quite the mic drop from @aadhi12.bsky.social ! I don't see how it can be beaten, to be honest!!

13 months on remand, charged with breaking in or criminal damage is ridiculous. This isn't justice, it's detention without trial. news.sky.com/story/fears-...

Sorry, farmers, that your sheep get attacked but... y'know... you might as well ban walking dogs in the countryside and I'm no authoritarian control freak.

Are there any stats on how many people eat the lettuce? Genuinely interested.

Well, this worked. I've completely forgotten that Trump is a rapist and all over the Epstein files now.

shout out the guardian photo editor one time

Next week, the NYT will feature a recipe for the craze that's sweeping the nation - toast.

BREAKING : GERMAN ECONOMIC NEWS : I've stopped eating for today.

By the way, my gout is fine. Currently.

Glühwein will help.

The diet's going well.

Oh. This is... awkward.

*Fewer

Occam's Razor - the thing that looks like a comet is a comet. news.sky.com/story/myster...

My old nan had a saying, "better to be a burglar than an unhinged genocidal murderer". Simpler times back then.

There are French people next to me complaining that the German number system is confusing. "Imagine you are 27 and you have to say you are 7 and 20 years old". Ok, Mr "I'm 4 20 10 8 years old". 🙄

QUICK! INVADE VENEZUELA! 🙄

How many times do I need to tell border guards that Croatia has been in the EU for over a decade? Is the memo stuck in the post or something?!

So grateful to Clive Saunders for raising this important issue. #Erasmus+ #Brexit #Brexshit

Today is International Migrants Day. You lot didn't get me as much as a card. You're all bastards.

You can be a terrorist! You can be a terrorist! You can be a terrorist! news.sky.com/story/terror...

It's almost 2026 in deepest France. The SNCF are still incapable of providing a decent wifi service. And when I say 'decent', I mean 'any'. Planes can do it. Cars can do it. Coaches can do it. SNCF trains, not so much. 2026, people. 2026.