With news that electricity prices are going up 2.5% in France, my provider is, once again, offering me a new deal of 20% off. I'm currently on a deal with them at 25% off. So....

Don't worry, Liz. We are.

Please refresh your memory of my post below. If you're still having trouble with this concept, please unfollow me.

People analysing Andy Burnham's first day in office make me laugh. Half of them can't remember what they did last Friday. Their desperation to be part of the conversation could be easily overcome by starting with the question 'is this conversation worth having?' Spoiler: It isn't.

Dude! That IS my response!

If Argentina wins this, they get the Malvinas. If Spain wins it, they get Gibraltar.

Sorry #FIFA, France and England used up all the goals last night.

I mean, I don't think they will, but if England lost from a position of 4-0 up at half time, that'd be incredibly funny. #FRAENG

England have their best chance of winning a World Cup medal tonight since 1966. #AllezLesBleus

Have they charged the person they nicked for the Widdecombe murder yet? Seems he's been held without charge for quite a while unless I missed something.

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party are fielding three candidates in Clacton.

Is football home yet?

Excellent news that the excellent Sadiq Khan is to be given a peerage. 👍 www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

@pfrazee.com can I DM you a question, please?

Accurate assessment of Starmer's period in office.

At least we don’t have to listen to wonderwall.

😂

🎵🎶 They're going home, they're going ... 🎶🎵 What? Too soon? 🙃

Worth a read. Personally, I can see Binface getting around 15% but even that would be incredible.

Fortunately, I also have Argentinian relatives so I've still got a team to cheer for...

Like I've always said, football can unite the world. I'm not sure this is what I had in mind but... y'know... any port in a storm...

BREAKING: He's aced another cognitive test.

PSA : Car owners is Paris, move your cars to far outside Paris NOW. You have about 30 minutes to find a safe space.

Just renewed my overseas voter thing in the UK. Super simple and it means I can vote in the UK for another three years. And that will annoy all the right people. So completely worth it.

Hey Matt, just ask ChatGPT...

Politics, and public life in general, has become SO polarised. "My team can do no wrong, the other lot can do no right, and therefore deserve no respect, protection, or sympathy." Human beings were supposed to be better than this!

1) People shouldn't be murdered 2) Ann Widdecombe was an awful bigot We're going to need to explain to people that two things can be true at once, aren't we?

Hahahahahahahaha! Le Pen's going to stand for the Presidency with her tag on! 😂

Absolutely superb catch from @ruthfox.bsky.social !

Mugs in Clacton will be footing the bill for the Farage's vanity by-election.

A quick reminder that Farage whipped up racial hatred, endangering the lives of ordinary people. He didn't care about the consequences for individual people's safety. Now he moans about his safety.

Farridge making a solid argument that he should be put in a secure unit.

Come on, Farridge! I've had piles that have cleared up quicker than this.

QUICK, SELL YOUR SHARES IN MILKSHAKES!

Come on Farage, you spiv. Either say you're fucking off and spark outbreaks of pure joy, or tell is that you're not and, if so, fuck off.

Almost 50% of what Russia spends? Currently, that must be about thirty-five quid.

Sadly, there's close to zero chance that Farage is about to disappear. The wording suggests shenanigans.

Genuinely, the result of the Le Pen appeal is hilarious. Let the chaos commence!

If you think that's going to stop me refreshing the page, you don't know me at all.

Good luck to everyone getting their Bac results today!

You remember when Trump got in and, all of a sudden, Nixon looked honest? I miss Sepp Blatter. #FIFAWorldCup

America gets a lot of shit at the moment but I'm hoping that most Americans understand it has nothing to do with them and everything to do with the Sex-Offender-in-Chief. People like Jason Watson is what's good about America. People who are ready to defend the Constitution that binds.

That terrifying thing where there's a war on and one of the sides doesn't seem to realise that the other combatant views them as a party in the war and, as a result, probably isn't too worried about their safety. Someone give the MoD's head a wobble, eh?

Happy birthday, America! 🇺🇸 250 years old! Well done! Now stop acting like a hormonal teenager.

So, in an attempt to work out why I get headachy and tired in my office, I bought a CO2 meter. This is after three hours. I mean, that's fine, right?

Quick, someone throw me some DR Congo facts so I can look like I'm supporting them for some reason other than the actual reason! 😂 #ENGDRC

When England lose, be informed that they threw the game on purpose... #ENGDRC

64 years of hurt...