Good advice, in time for family Thanksgiving.

Body cams have become woke.

OMG this is the best

‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation

JD Vance in 2021: "What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…"

We all have that one friend in our lives who, through thick and thin, was always there for us and gave us the best girlfriends.

Vaxxed?

horses are just sexy donkeys DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

IYKYK

This is brilliant

What if Democrats are pussies?

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate!

So now we need to throw a hot dog and a taco at a cop to see if we can get legal precedent for the ‘what is a sandwich’ question

Not all gyros wear capes.

This this so much this!

I once saw a low-budget production of Wallace Shawn's "The Fever" and I enjoyed it. I also enjoyed the Princess Bride. I also don't think anyone should troll an 18yo for ignorance about Wallace Shawn. www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...

Eyeball cocktails are a Halloween tradition in this house

Happy Halloween!

Moar please

Day of the Dead mini pizzas

It's hard for non-comedians to understand what comedy is.

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

Why? And why him?

Spotify alternatives listed in the video below. Any of my followers use any of these? I was considering Tidal.

TFW it's way worse than you thought, because you kept thinking it couldn't possibly be that bad

Seconded!

Bookmark this for when the files are eventually released.

Does anybody use a good alternative to Spotify? I'm thinking of trying Tidal first.

I take it back.

Slept through a global AWS outage today. Best way to experience one IMHO.

Wait...

Wow, Republicans are outraged at Karoline Leavitt calling half the country d̶e̶p̶l̶o̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶s̶ terrorists

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

I'm no expert... but... Paging @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social

Portland Frog is our country's Tienanmen Square.

Honestly, we have crossed the Rubicon so many times I can't remember which side we're on now. I don't think it's the good one.

... and then I wept, as I realized I had no more subscriptions to cancel.

AI is incredible.

Gift link for my Austin area peeps: www.statesman.com/news/article...

I was so excited to pre-order @johnfugelsang.bsky.social 's new book, that I inadvertently ordered it twice. Now I get to read them both.

Needs to happen

Yeah well when you say it like that...

I would give up a kidney to see this in an @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social

Shhh let them cook

Opinion| Could releasing the Epstein files cause autism?

ok fine I did it. I canceled my Disney+.

I now permanently associate Tucker Carlson with Nick Mullen's impression of him youtube.com/shorts/dcXxA...