The cover you didn't know you needed

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This is one of the most important posts of the day.

These are all people who wanted to kill their enemies before Charlie Kirk was shot, are more vocal about it now, and will keep lusting for it long after Charlie Kirk has been buried. Today’s biggest event could have been a dog farting and they would have reacted by wanting you dead.

Folks, share this instead of the inflammatory WSJ report that didn't list the important facts in the headlines.

Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:

everyone stop being an evil piece of shit challenge oh my god

Intelligence is knowing that yes, by weight you will be 1% burrito. Wisdom is knowing that after consuming a two-pound burrito you will be 100% on the toilet for the rest of your evening.

oh no. rest in peace. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

The lid has blown off.

Ossoff: Did anyone really think the sexual predator president who used to party with Jeffrey Epstein was going to release the Epstein files?

ICE is searching a massive insurance and medical bill database to find deportation targets 🔗 www.404media.co/ice-is-searc...

At the DeSantis Everglades detention camp, people with green cards are being held in terrible conditions, with maggots in the food, the lights kept on 24 hours a day, and delayed access to medicine. One guy had his Bible taken and was told "here there is no right to religion."

🤡 INDIANA IS AT IT AGAIN Their anti-abobo Governor demanded fresh ways to enforce the state's near-total ban. So, the health department released a report that recommends MORE punishment & financial penalties for doctors & hospitals that refuse to hand over DETAILED abortion reports. bit.ly/4nHnedw

“These are not the droids you’re looking for.” BREAKING: The Epstein Files have been destroyed by Donald Trump. I wonder why? Is it legal? Trump would hate if you shared this.

Trump calls for deporting US citizens: "We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time ... many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too, if you want to know the truth. So maybe that'll be the next job."

ICE Is Using a New Facial Recognition App to Identify People, Leaked Emails Show 🔗 www.404media.co/ice-is-using...

Such a SHAME…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

Excuse me, where’s the restroom?

Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the only person who needs to like your stunning new gravy boat is you. Godspeed.

Trump would hate it if you shared this.

The central delusion of pundits who desperately try to guilt people into coming back to Twitter: they genuinely seem to think we all secretly MISS Twitter and are merely hanging out over here out of a drab, self-flagellating sense of moral superiority no, we're here because Twitter sucks shit now

The entire Trump presidency is a five alarm fire. But in terms of corruption, nothing is as problematic as what these f*ckers are doing with crypto. Absolutely blatant, wanton corruption. WATCH:

2021: There is no AI, you're doing your own laundry. 2023: CEOs are saying that AI is coming and will do your laundry. 2025: There is AI. You're still doing your own laundry. 2027: You're doing the AI's laundry.

YOUR. MOMENT. OF. ZEN.

A 25-year-old DOGE bro at the CFPB held $715,000 in stocks that ethics lawyers told him he wasn’t allowed to own while working there — then DOGE fired those ethics lawyers. This is corruption. Always call it out.

"AI Engorgement is something akin to religion for Gen AI models and LLM's. Objectively, provably incorrect information, that for some reason, the model holds as immutable fact. I would look out for this pseudo-religious aberration in the near future in every major model." Valdés et al. 2025.

Maybe it’s love, maybe you’ve got kidney stones. The important thing is you’re feeling something

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.

They’re taking that money from Medicaid saying they’ll def patch that hole later 🙄 Fetal fundamentalists are tripping over themselves to fund garbage instead of actual healthcare. We see you. And we’re not letting it slide. Go to exposefakeclinics.com to find out more and fight back! buff.ly/SmEBOst

This is what happens in Iran, China, Russia and Saudi Arabia. Congrats, MAGA and Republicans. Pressed for evidence against Mahmoud Khalil, government cites its power to deport people for beliefs apnews.com/article/mahm...