Bob Dylan celebrates his 85th birthday today, he's not dead, don't panic.

You don't gotta hand it to the Iranian regime, but, this is *chef's kiss*

Labour offering change by doing more of the same is a bold strategy. 🙄

Yesterday Far Right leader Tommy Robinson and his followers openly called for Islam to be removed from the UK and us Muslims to be remigrated. If he had said this about Jews, quite rightly, there would be a national response. But it has been eerily quiet today.

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

The prophecy foretold this moment.

The Daily Star have bought another lettuce 👀

I'm certain a fancy-pants Kremlin ballroom would assuage his fears. 🙃

In a post promoting the British Army and their actions, Tory leader, Kemi Badenoch, actually used footage of Bloody Sunday. There are no words.

I'm about ready for a Green utopia, tbh.

Not the onion.

Terrific week for JD Vance, fucked an election, fucked a peace negotiation. Probably fucked a couch, too.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

NATO was there for America when trump was doing TV interviews bragging about having the tallest building in lower Manhattan after the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Iran continues to mock Trump: We are writing to you from the Stone Age and we control the Strait of Hormuz.

Where do you even begin with this?

Whom to believe? 🤡 @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/w...

The Greens have now overtaken both the Conservatives and Labour, according to the latest polling average

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

Truly incredible diplomatic timing from Donald Trump to post what amounts to all but an open "fuck you" to the UK at almost exactly the same time as Keir Starmer confirms a US State Visit from the King is going to happen.

Horrific. Why Israel isn't treated as a pariah state is beyond me.

Funny old world, huh? Free speech warrior, and Dubai resident, who constantly complains about Britain, doesn’t have a single thing to say about the 70 people locked up the UAE right now for taking pictures of bomb damage. Because she KNOWS she’ll be locked up for doing so🤷🏼‍♀️ 1/2

No need for deep sea mining China’s water battery breakthrough can last 120,000+ cycles, outlast lithium-ion by decades Chinese scientists unveil a non-toxic, water-based battery that delivers over 120,000 cycles without fire risks of lithium-ion systems interestingengineering.com/energy/china...

OK. My career just peaked.

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

BREAKING: Iran has targeted Diego Garcia with two ballistic missiles [Wall Street Journal]. ‼️Diego Garcia is 4000kms from Iran. If Iran can hit the island, they can also reach London, Paris & every other EU capital‼️ This would be a catastrophic failure of US intelligence on Iran’s capabilities.

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi's reaction as Trump says "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour?" Undoubtedly the worst American diplomatic gaffe in post-war US-Japan history.

King Charles should lean into his fingers and sell packs of 10 extra large British beef sausages with a slogan urging shoppers to "get a couple of my sausages inside you" with him giving a cheeky wink on the packaging.

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

It's like looking at the RSVPs to a Lord Mandelson birthday bash

BREAKING: UK REJECTS TRUMP’S PLEA TO SEND WARSHIPS TO RE-OPEN THE HORMUZ STRAIT. 🇬🇧 The UK has joined France who earlier refused Trump’s demand for a global flotilla to escort tankers in the Persian Gulf. Having abused allies and shredded international alliances, Trump now looks alone & isolated.

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

If I had to pick the worst/least appropriate person to host an event for Women’s history, it would probably be the guy who was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein. And only because Jeffrey isn’t available.

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

For anyone who would like the clip (including George).

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Every time Nigel Farage's parties have lost an election he has blamed it on "cheating" by ethnic minorities and every time he receives huge amounts of media attention for doing so. The only problem? No evidence of cheating is ever found bylinetimes.com/2026/03/02/n...

Donald Trump is a global chaos generator. He couldn't give a damn about the Iranians and will walk away the moment things get difficult, leaving a trail of pointless death and destruction. It's all about spectacle for him. Once that's achieved, job done.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social, I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all. Thanks, Zack Polanski

"Nobody over the last quarter of a century has done more to defeat the genuine, intolerant, abhorrent, extreme, far-right than me," says Nigel Farage, as he announces plans for the mass deportation of hundreds of thousands of people and a visa ban on anyone coming from six Muslim-majority countries

Almost have to admire Nigel Farage's level of commitment to never spending a weekend in his own actual constituency, at this point.

The Internet is undefeated. One of the greatest moments in cinematic history.

In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.

EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK just broke electoral law in Gorton and Denton. The party confirmed they sent out campaign materials without proper party imprint, something it insists was a mistake.

Brilliant analogy