thanks for nothing brendan donovan

first regular guy to need Tommy John’s is not a title i want

elbow hurts when using chopsticks please remind me to tell my physical therapist tomorrow

it's always cole o'clock in this house!

happy one year anniversary to this legendary post

I’ve seen a lot of calls to fire Dan Wilson, and yelling about Cal/Julio/Naylor, and the mixed bag rotation, but I’ve yet to see anyone pointing fingers at the Mariners being 16-19 in the aggressively marketed Amazon fire tv era. When in doubt, blame Bezos

game photos from yesterday with @mushroombo.bsky.social!

Connor Joe is Eugenio Suarez dressed as Larry Bernandez

failwife SUCCESS

Series Secured 👏 #LGM | #MetsWin

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the Mariners should've warned us they planned to celebrate 80s Weekend by sucking absolute ass as a tribute to the 80s Mariners

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

mariners please don’t embarrass my dad in front of his nephew 🙏

welcome to Queens buddy

mariners punting i HATE playing kansas city. what has happened to my beautiful bryan woo

Big news for the Motor City.

The White House Correspondents Dinner no more "defines democracy" than the New York BBWAA banquet defines baseball.

Olivia Pichardo, the first woman to pitch in Men's D1 Baseball. www.tiktok.com/@pitchingnin...

i thought bisexual day of visibility wasn't until september

sooooo the Seahawks are going b2b

Eduard Bazardo

"Most feral DB group of all time" is back on the menu boys

average Mets season

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

"the mets find new ways to lose" no, carlos mendoza finds new ways to lose. the new york mets put up seven runs today before "craig" "kimbrel" loaded the bases

fuck you carlos mendoza and fuck you craig kimbrel i hope when i wake up neither of you are part of my fucking team

sure whatever

it was obviously framed in a clickbait way to begin with but it's genuinely nuts that people are taking this article and running with it as "Soto has no friends" when this is what the article actually says

Luke Weaver, folks. I'm ready to run through a brick wall.

luke weaver’s waluigi is actually just luke weaver

the miracle happened

nobody beats the mets 13 times in a row

THE METS HAVE WON A BASEBALL GAME. KILLING MYSELF POSTPONED.

this is god's punishment for not making lindor the captain

Hold on, we are getting word that hope may be on the horizon bsky.app/profile/dart...

who up suffering baseball

when juan soto is back tomorrow(?) and the mets win and the lineup makes sense and the bullpen decisions make sense remember this

im just saying that scott servais was loved by the mariners teams he managed and he was still fired for less

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!

happy apollo justice loses his job day to all those who celebrate

i want colt :(

Steve Cohen saying there won’t be a captain so long as he owns the team really screwed us over lmfao

alternate tagline: "Give a team a win, and you’ll feed them for a day; teach a team to win, and you won’t have a repeat of 2025." extra proud of this one! it's got plenty nice to say about the Rockies, and, uh, the Mets are there also

Brenton Doyle, catching an Alex Freeland 410ft flyout. You love to see it!

the “Mariners” were a fifty-year long experiment conducted by the University of Washington Department of Sociology and has now concluded. UW thanks you for your participation.

starting to think it's possible he might be able to hit velo

tyler france i miss you but please bro