IM PLAYING CHAPTER FIVE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE

how it feels to be battling the roaring knight for the first time while everyone else gets to play chapter 5

still waiting

Ty France's 10th home run of the season

who up replacing their hormones

hell yeah

cool now do Vitello

fine i will do it i will manage the mets

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tummy time

rob refsnyder should’ve been DFA’d in May i literally do not fucking care. lefty killer that bats under .200 against lefties is unacceptable.

FOR WHOM, JEFFERY.

@JeffPassan tweeted Trade news: The Chicago Cubs are acquiring left-hander David Peterson from the New York Mets, sources tell ESPN.

whoever doubled down and said "but you guys MADE this baseball-related" is a legend

If you are curious about the funding/network of Klan members in WA:

if you haven't read it already, here's an actual reader review: "I laughed hard enough that I think I took a month off my life." this could be you! unless you want to keep that month. then maybe don't read it

just pay the taxes bro

Meta repeatedly and intentionally violated Washington campaign finance law. We held them accountable with the largest campaign finance penalty in U.S. history.

i like playing soccer more than watching it but i hope everyone coming to Seattle for the first time is loving my beautiful city :)

jp at third base……..🥺

"He kinda just feels like my friend." Sometimes, leadership means looking at a kid in the eye and calling him your equal. (Or playing glorified patty cake with him.) On the lessons Juan Soto learned from the 2019 Nationals, and his ties to Ewing + Benge www.newsday.com/sports/baseb...

they should invent communication that happens

ive know about Xander Mercurius for about two hours and i would defend him with my life. what a night!!!

embarrassing not to trust my mental math enough that im checking on shit like 12+18 just to make sure that hasn’t changed for some reason

amazing. they've found a way to make Phillies hats even more visually offensive than they already are

this article is about my favorite baseball team, the New York Knicks

Socialist Mayor Reigns of Terror Continue with Yet Another Sports Championship Victory: tinyurl.com/3f39hzcb

Happy Flag Day

she’s like my wife

Cole Young completely running away with the top spot in the SABR Defensive Index.... it's everything I've ever wanted

muñy’s mechanics rlly tickle me. he truly puts his whole body into every pitch. very delightful

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish Then Trump arrive Knicks in five

these are getting weird

new Weekly Scorecard is out NOW if you want a brief diversion from watching the Mets game, or whatever else you're doing, which can't be all that important seatoseabaseball.com/weekly-score...

what goes on in seattle bruh 🥀💔

if queer sports fans are looking for a new media outlet this pride month then consider my blog. I don't really write about anything specifically queer but I do write about baseball in a better, more lesbian way than other people

I hope you all like Jean Baudrillard

this week's Scorecard features a ceremonial first pitch from @mushroombo.bsky.social, except it's at the end, so I guess it's a ceremonial last pitch, which is nothing. but it should be something seatoseabaseball.com/weekly-score...

Go and get it, Carson! 👀

Fernando Tatis Jr.! 114 mph 451 ft That’s his longest home run since a 467-footer on 9/30/21

matt

2026 May 27: Julio hits his 10th home run of the season in a 9-1 Mariners win. 2025 May 27: Julio hits his 10th home run of the season in a 9-1 Mariners win. 🔱🔱 #TheMayerGWS

mariners first in the al west

Today’s BSB, 3 am going back for more AL West

6-2? yeah man I'm six two my stomach