so basically if we let Alex Hoppe face three batters and only three batters he's guaranteed to strike out all three. but after that there's no knowing what might happen

JULIOOOOOOOOOO MULTI HOMER GAME

connor joe????????????????????????

brett baty into dog accepting its fate .gif

BUILD THE STATUE

COLE YOUNG SIX GAMES IN A ROW

"the average median voter" lol

twins have yet to record a base hit over 95mph EV today and are out-hitting us 8 to 2. this might be the most unethical team ever assembled

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

more players should post their signings/draft celebrations/camp invites like this imo

every day you think it couldn't possibly get much worse and every day the Mets will show you just how bad it can and will get

no matter how the rest of the night goes we got Alex Hoppe striking out the first three MLB batters he's ever faced

the day we release Castillo is going to feel like having to have your beloved pet put down

who's gonna tell them

i thought bisexual day of visibility wasn't until september

blowing a huge lead to the Royals at Kaufmann and getting walked off? wow I've never seen that one before

using a video of someone barely escaping ICE as "POV: someone tries to rob you" is fucked up in such a 2026 American way. genuinely evil stuff here

YOU JUST GOT REFSNYDER'D

best buy pro tip: buy open-box lmao

well that was the worst possible Mariners game for me to be working throughout the entire duration of (while being unaware it was happening so early) how on EARTH did they do that

(CW for spider) accidentally gave this Eratigena sp. what must have been a massive fright this afternoon but she honestly might have scared us more lol

ALL-TIMER ONION BANGER JUST DROPPED youtu.be/ZaZPiwxPqO4?...

what happened to the game I love

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

>I wake up >Carlos Mendoza is still employed

yay mariners :D

well well well if it isn't the only medically significant spider in WA state other than the black widow making a surprise appearance in my bathroom at 1 in the morning (it was probably a juvenile and regardless I successfully released it outside)

the “Mariners” were a fifty-year long experiment conducted by the University of Washington Department of Sociology and has now concluded. UW thanks you for your participation.

sentences said before unfortunate Mariner events:

they should name the stat for pitchers who get hitters to waste ABS challenges the most xBAZARDO (Boldly Attacking Zone Across Really Different Outcomes)

congratulations Mariners that was the worst anyone's ever done it

can't do much other than tip your hat at that one unfortunately

Some more shots from Friday:

yep definitely a calculated reverse jinx I totally never had any doubts 😌

Rainier District Little League was kind enough to have me and @tomboymoder.bsky.social out to photograph their orientation day. Check out my favorite shots from the day: daniels-world.ghost.io/march-28th-2...

happy Avril 14th everypony youtu.be/MBFXJw7n-fU?...

Mariners 6-1 Astros (4/12/26)

josh naylor is completely broken right now why would putting him in the cleanup spot fix him

You read this thru the end, you step back to take in the whole picture, and go "holy fuck."

Give me Muñoz

come on blue that CLEARLY didn't touch him

I would like to not lose a bullpen game against the worst bullpen in baseball can we please lock in

seeing this guy for the first time feels like a good omen for my first game of the season

Mohammad Khatami's 1998 CNN interview, which I am sure most Americans have watched.

Everyone loves 17776 (me too) but i feel that people don't fully appreciate the power of pro sports as a storytelling vehicle. And i don't mean in the shonen sports manga way. Like obviously jon bois can masterfully tell a story about anything but i think we should all be watching more baseball

1 more hour

how it feels to watch dodgers-blue jays on my TV while listening to red sox-brewers in my headphones and following mariners-rangers on my phone

does Dan Wilson have beef with the concept of bunting or something why are we so allergic to even attempting it in extras

mariners :/

worst offensive inning of all time to start with a 4-pitch walk?