This is a lie. There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years. But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

I did a Zoom call yesterday with someone who pitched their services to me; they didn't turn on their camera, and their name under their window was just their company This must be what it's like when drunk people talk to CCTV cameras

The sort of cartoon you'd expect to see from me www.worldofmoose.com/products/con...

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THIS FRIDAY AT FORGE Here's the fun you're getting... 💥Nabil Abdulrashid 💥Liam Withnail 💥Zoe Brownstone 💥Harrison Thomas @harrisonthomas.bsky.social 💥Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social grant @Ironworks BTN - the best club in #Brighton !! #brightoncomedy #whatsonbrighton #brightonevents

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT FORGE Join these fantastic funny four acts... 🔥 Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social 🔥 Ben Norris 🔥 Sam See @mrsamsee.bsky.social 🔥 Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social #brightonandhove #brightoncomedyclub #brightonnightsout #brightontourism

💥 𝙊𝙉 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙒 💥 "𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺" 𝘈𝘥𝘢𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘸𝘦 🎙️ Podcast cult hero Jamie Hutchinson brand new hour of unfiltered comedy, mad stories and chaotic charm. "𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘧**𝘬 𝘶𝘱𝘴 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘵" 𝘋𝘢𝘯 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘦 🔗 Tix in comments #brighton #whatsonbrighton

BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND Loading.. Line up change for this Saturday! But check it out - a stellar hand picked line up to add some BIG laughs to your bank holiday... ⚡ @lauralexx.bsky.social ⚡ @honourabletom.bsky.social ⚡ @josephemslie.bsky.social ⚡ @stephengrant.bsky.social #Brighton #BankHoliday

Updated line ups for this weekend; 🔥Markus Birdman🔥 @markusbirdman.bsky.social “I did a tour of NZ with Markus Birdman, who wiped the floor with me every night. He was fantastic.” James Acaster 🔥Malinda Makuma🔥 “Charming, unexpected and utterly compelling. Definitely one to watch" - Banana Cabaret

If you haven't made plans tonight, and you're fed up of this drizzly weather, go and cheer yourself up with @jonnyawsum.bsky.social and pals, in a nice, air conditioned, DRY, comedy club - the best that #Brighton has to offer - the Forge Comedy Club at the Ironworks Studios Brighton.

Start the Summer Holidays smiling with this stellar hand picked line up at Forge this Friday; @stephengrant.bsky.social as MC, with @omarbadawy.bsky.social Adam Hopkins, Graeme Collard and the phenomenal @louconran.bsky.social 😮 Come & enjoy a 5 star night with us!! #comedy

Don't worry - the sun will return, and with it, brings; ⭐️ Chris Turner ⭐️ @shutupandrea.bsky.social ⭐️ Barnaby Slater ⭐️ Ben Pope ⭐️ MC @stephengrant.bsky.social Come & hang out in our nice, cool, air-conditioned comedy club, with the best comics, drinks, pizza and even boozy icecream!!

Funny That Subscribers; just confirmed! We have a really BIG act coming to the Forge in July. Really BIG* *Tall Not on our mailing list? Head to the Funny That website and get yourself on it PRONTO! #surpriseguest

𝘞𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘵 @boatheatre.bsky.social @mrmarksteel.bsky.social @larrydean.bsky.social and @stephengrant.bsky.social will be entertaining you all at Hove's beautiful outdoor venue, it's BYO too! Come on down!! 🤣🤣🤣

🧜🏻‍♀️Laura Lexx - 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘈𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰, 𝘔𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘞𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺 2024 @lauralexx.bsky.social 🧜‍♂️Joe Foster Comedian - 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 🧜🏻‍♂️Legend MC, Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social Join us for an evening of outstanding live comedy in the Ballroom!

School just told me my son's maths classes will be streamed next year and I thought why would I want to watch that online

I use similar if not stronger language when mentoring open spot comedians about their delivery so this level of attack seems proportional for rampant warmongering

Wondering if they can rope Benedict back in as Caretaker Pope until they can appoint a new one.

Imagine being summoned to see the boss on Easter Monday. Harsh #pope

It’s November 2028, Trump says tariffs with the rest of the world are *definitely* starting in 15 minutes, but China’s new reciprocal tariff is 8750%

🔥 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙎𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 - 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙩! 𝙒𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝... 🎙 Jen Brister 🎙 @abigoliah.bsky.social 🎙 @stephengrant.bsky.social 🎙 Gabriel Ebulue 🔗 Grab a ticket from our website 👇 #BrightonComedy

That went so badly there’s a small part of me thinks Trump and Zelensky put this on

HOT lineup for you this Saturday! 🔥 Tiff Stevenson @tiffstevenson.bsky.social 🔥 Elliot Steel 🔥 Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social 🔥 MC Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social 🍕 Doors open at 6.30pm to order delicious fresh pizzas 🍷 Arrive before 6.45pm for a 1/2 price bottle of wine (t&c's)

To be fair to Trump, you can stop any war in 24 hours by surrendering

“Hey Kanye you might want to edit that”

Me: 3-0 down at half time, God, is there hope? God: Yes ... there will be 4 goals in the 2nd half! Me: Yippee! #bhafc

There's no greater wasted energy then getting angry over something you can't do anything about

Anyone know a decent UK migration lawyer? Asking for a friend who is desperate. I've offered to pay for some consultation on their behalf, but I don't know where to start looking.

Did I miss the memo as to why UK supermarket eggs are now white by the way?

Twitter/X ran by a right wing nutcase Facebook/Meta ran by a Trump apologist Just on Blueksy until we find out it's a Nazi fundraising site tbh

Let's have it in the right year at least! :D

I got blue ticked on Twitter and then Musk went Nazi I got blue ticked on Meta and Insta and then Zuck went Cuck I’m really sorry to everyone for turning up here now. Please for the love of God don’t verify me.

Finishing 2024 at work, which is where I’m most happy. 27 years of this and still believe if you do your hobby for a living, you’ve won at life.

He's making a list He's checking it twice Now checking it thrice This disorder's not nice Santa Claus has chronic OCD

Czech's in the post www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Been trying out Apple intelligence now for 24 hours and it has turned Siri from a useful personal assistant to a useless hair-brained mate Example : ‘How do I set someone as my girlfriend’ - Google AI vs Apple AI

Syria gets an extra star due to winning another final in the World Cup of Overthrowing Dictators

Friday the 13th - unlucky for sommmmme people that don't get a ticket for our Festive Forge comedy xmas do! 😝 ⭐ MC @stephengrant.bsky.social ⭐ @alistairbarrie.bsky.social ⭐ Helen Bauer ⭐ Thomas Green Followed by an afterparty & live DJ! Bring your friends :) #Xmas #Comedy #Fun #Friends

The talent to push boundary in honour (5,7)

Does your Saturday need some FUN?! Come to the Festive Forge Comedy Club with live DJ afterparty! ⭐ MC Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social ⭐ Kae Kurd @kaekurd.bsky.social ⭐ Kate Barron @katebarron.bsky.social ⭐ Jimmy McGhie Whatever the size of your group, we have you covered! #xmas #fun

Our No.1 Comedy Club kicks off it's 'Festive Forge' series THIS Thursday, with award winning MC, Stephen Grant & ⭐ KaeKurd ⭐ Jacob Hawley ⭐ Michael Fabbri Then get up and move your feet at an after party with our fun DJ! More on our website. #Brightonfun #FuninBrighton #XmasEvents #Festiveevents

Obama would have sent Malia down but that's Black parenting for you

My timelines are full of messages from middle class women of a certain rage

Tea = break fluid

As most standup comedians coming into the Christmas season will tell you, assisted dying has existed for quite some time in this country

Elon: Ooh this online poll will bring down the current leader of a 300yr old democratic parliamentary system Kier: Sorry bit busy stopping the transfer of UK EV credits at £15k a car to overseas manufacturers (Tesla) *chef's kiss* www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Gonna get a tattoo that reads NORMAL one letter per buttcheek

The best bit about ‘Blame it on the Boogie’ is how they summarise the song at the end using bullet points.