What a total joy it was to be back in Huddersfield last night for the first night of my mini tour ! Thanks to everyone of you for making it a cracking night and thank you as ever to Eddy Brimson for being my wonderful support on and off stage and thanks to all at the LBT for being brilliant.

Is romance dead? Ask Young Jilly! #youngjillycooper #riders #jillycooper #rupertcambellblack #rcb #polo #mount #countrylife #cotswolds #romancenovel #rutshire #louconran #comedy #comedian #female #menopause

Young Jilly Cooper - Communication Let’s do relationships together. Pls share. #youngjillycooper #youngjilly #sex #swinging #rivals #riders #polo #howtostaymarried #disneychannel #jillycooper #relationships #marriage #communication #louconran #comedian #follow #countrylife #horseriding

ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR? #JillyParody #FilthyFiction #HorseySet #TweedAndTonic #UKComedy #ComedyVideo #BritishHumour #Parody #SketchComedy #ViralVideo #ReelsComedy #FilthyFictionFriday #SundayScandal #WeekendWink #youngjillycooper #louconran #comedian #affairs #rivals #rutshirechronicles #sex

Young Jilly Cooper - this week - Contraception Pls share. #youngjillycooper #youngjilly #sex #member #rivals #riders #polo #condom #sheath #diaphragm #wart #children #scourge #contraception #howtostaymarried #disneychannel #jillycooper #relationships #marriage #louconran #follow #share #repost

Young Jilly Cooper - this week - Virginity. Let’s do relationships together. Pls share. #youngjillycooper #youngjilly #virginity #sex #towel #member #rivals #riders #polo #howtostaymarried #disneychannel #jillycooper #relationships #marriage #virgin #louconran #comedian #follow #share #repost

Young Jilly Cooper is back. This week she comes with a warning to husbands, & friends. Let’s do relationships together. #louconran #jillycooper #youngjillycooper #youngjilly #relationships #love #sex #marriage #howtostaymarried #rumpypumpy #disneychannel #merlot #cabsav #polo #riders #poordaddy

She’s back with more advice for you spunky lot. This week. Sex. If you like, pls share with your chums Young Jilly has a lot to say. #share #repost #louconran #comedy #standupcomedy #female #femalecomedian #standup #youngjilly #jillycooper #jillycooperrivals #rivals #disneychannel #sex #romp

It’s a different topic today. Today it’s all about SEX.

Young Jilly Cooper. An introduction. Let’s do relationships together. #louconran #jillycooper #youngjillycooper #youngjilly #relationships #love #sex #marriage #howtostaymarried #rumpypumpy

Not avoiding work at all. At all. Come to my show. Gooch. You’ll love it. Ticket link in bio. Or go to louconran dot com for info. #procrastination #tour #tourshow #busy #gooch #louconran #comedy #standupcomedy #female #comedian #standupcomedian #jillycooper #whip #wobble #vibrationplate

I mean. I can’t think why @eddy.brimson married me. He does like to keep it ‘local’ though. #marriage #tubbs #leagueofgentlemen #love #louconran

Tonight is my first night of “Tangent” in New Zealand! V excited to bring my air of chaos to the lovely people of Auckland at 8pm. If ur in the UK, I’m in future and it was brilliant thanks. (People in NZ don’t let me down) #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #louconran #female #femalecomedian #auckland

I’m in Singapore. This is all I’ve got.

I’m back on @bbcR4Extra tonight for the week and this week I interview the mighty @ahirshah. From 10pm every night this week. #bbcr4extra #r4extracomedyclub #bbc #bbcr4 #louconran #ahirshar #comedyclub #interview

Tonight I’m on @bbcradio4 Loose Ends I’m mostly in audible awe of @stumaconie @wayne_sleep @rosalind.eleazar and @actualbenmiller & the brilliant @thelotterywinners wondering what I’m doing sitting amongst these giants. Had such a wonderful time, the perfect way to round off a roller coaster year.

IT’S TONIGHT!!! Cambridge!! Get your jumpers on and come and get warm with me @cambridgejunction and @eddy.brimson ! For my last UK show of Tangent tonight! #cambridge #tour #louconran #comedy #standupcomedy

Cambridge Junction hosts my final uk stint of my Tangent Tour!! Book here for tix! www.junction.co.uk/events/lou-c...

People of Brighton! Thanks so much for tonight I can’t thank on you enough! Here’s the link to next years show! Xx www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lou-conran...

Can not wait to do this tonight! See you later if you’re coming. Hopefully we’ll see some familiar faces xx #tangent #tourshow #standupcomedy #standup #comedian #femalecomedy

CAMBRIDGE!!! I’m bringing my last tour show of the UK to you on DEC 7th! I’d love to see you there!! Tickets available on my website www.louconran.com or go to www.junction.co.uk/events/lou-c... COME ON NOW! #tour #tourshow #tangent #louconran #female #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #cambridge

Busy day.

No response to the wiping question. I mean, what is the point of having a platform to ask the questions no one else will, when no one answers? This is school all over again.

Writing anything here because no one is looking. Who wipes standing up? This is more a disgusted question than a question. But, really, who does?

This is the same as all the others isn’t it?

Another reason to be unsociable in real life.